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Would any robots ever pay for a fake gf? I'm thinking about doing a week just to try it.
>inb4 get a prosty I'm too autistic for that
This is depressing senpaidesu
>>25854602
Not even physicall contact senpai. Wth I feel sorry for the person that would get himself into this. She's probably fucking some nigger while she 'sexts' with you
>>25854602
just find a mediocre girl and make her your practice gf
how can i get a cute gf?
i've tried everything
>>25854575
if you're ugly your only hope is to have a close group of friends that things you're really funny. If a female see's you're in high status even with your looks within it, she will attach herself to you for social gain.
>>25854607
i'm not funny at all...
also i forgot to mention i'm black, that gives me points or what?
not be a nigger
>am at uni
>2nd year here
>had overprotective parents
>2 roommates from freshman year are only ""friends"" i have
>people who i consider friends, im INCREDIBLY awkward around
>people who i don't consider friends i'm awkward around
>even walking down the street = anxiety
>talking to fast food workers = anxiety
>speaking in class = major anxiety
>LIFE = ANXIETY
>1 friend dropped out, 1 transferred
>considered them "friends" even tho never talk past a couple of enthusiastic/nice sentences once every couple of days because i avoid everyone and everything
>didn't even eat with them or see them ever because of my autism
>new guys in my suite party all the time and are loud and hate me
>i avoid them by sitting in the library 24/7
>whenever i walk into the suite and they are all sitting there its awkward (for me at least)
>no friends
>never talk to anyone ever
>hating uni because of all the presentations and discussions where i just awkwardly sit and feel worse and worse each passing second
>horrible participation grade in every class
>teachers start off liking me, but then realize what a quiet piece of shit i am
>last semester finals week contemplated killing myself
>anxiety/depression/derealization off the charts all time maximum, can barely function
>can't an hero because parents
>also can't because am giant pussy
>failed one of my finals because of how horrible my mind was at the time
>had winter break, it was really good actually
>came back, am less sad and learning to like myself, like being alone, and accept my autism
thanks anons needed to get off chest now u go
>be gay
>don't like it
I'm gay but I'll never use grindr. Don't want aids.
Damn anon, that pretty much summed up my life to a T. Solipsism out the ass right now.
Apparently heterophobia is a thing now
okay
>>25854439
I genuinely thought this was an Onion article for a second.
>>25854470
Not convinced that it's not
>>25854439
In which country is this taking place?
Please, tell me it's the britfags. I really don't wanna see Americucks going downhill this quickly.
>one chance at life
>born white male
How am I meant to go on knowing that white pussy belongs to BBC?
>be on backpage
>"no black men"x100000000000000000000
But it doesn't, even. Do you live in the south or something?
Even over there I see mostly B+B and W+W.
>>25854534
I live in sweden, anon
>tfw 39 year old kissless virgin turning 40 next week
Time sure does fly.
Grandmaster wizard, I'm not worthy of being in your presence
So..
What exactly is wrong with you and why haven't you hired an expensive escort yet.
how does it feel like to become a wizard and also being a 40 year old on /r9k/?
do you have any life advice for the young uns?
What are some simple pleasures in life that make you happy?
I love to receive packages on the mail. Letters are fine, but specially packages. I love it when I go down in my building and the doorman says I got some package delivered, or if my mother arrives home with the boxes in hand of shit I ordered on the internet, mostly on Amazon. I like ordering shit and not telling my family what it is, then opening it in front of them. The other day I got a hip hop themed sweatshirt. Weeks ago I bought a pig rubber mask and a black bandana. Going to receive a NWA beanie in no time now. I love shoving shit into my chart to no end.
What about y'all?
>Transferring money to my younger brother's bank account each payday
>Reading a physical book on the subway/way to work
>Coffee and hot chocolate at the start of each work day
>Long, hot showers
>Daily exercise
>looking up on a lonely walk home to see a dull pink sky without clouds
>buttered toast
>bottomless diner coffee
>>25854336
I also like packages and I love kitties.
I literally cannot find a fucking hobby.
>tfw I'm now bored of vidya for some reason
>tfw can't take up anime because Vyvanse makes me want to do something that feels productive
>tfw KSP and Besiege filled that gap for a while, but ultimately I got burnt out
>can't get into reading for the same reasons
>tfw I can't get into music for the same reason
>can't get into movies for the same reasons
>can't take up programming because too retarded
>can't get into PC building because too retarded and too poor
>tfw can't get into firearms because too poor
ALL I FUCKING DO ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS NOW IS SHITPOST, WALLOW IN MY OWN SELF-PITY, AND FAP. I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH.
Iktf, I'm just fucking uninterested in everything. Just working at the moment to save money for some travelling
>>25854296
That's because you're not really looking for a hobby, you're looking for entertainment. Hobbies require discipline, which you seem to lack.
>>25854296
I'm cheap and lose interest in things quickly. The only hobby I've had for over 10 years was coin collecting
>find old wheat pennies everywhere
>get gifted rare and foreign coins
>find shitton of foreign coins working as cashier
>100+ year old coins are found cheap online
Good luck liberal America :P
>And nothing happened
You can't make this shit up
>>25854261
>And nothing happened
Germany can't be this delusional
>>25854305
good luck eurokeks
Who /nu-metal nineties kid/ here?
How's life? You sold out yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sYWaOrLdI
>>25854217
>nu metal
just kill yourself
>>25854217
I still listen to Slipknot's self titled when I'm feeling pissed.
>>25854286
I also unironically still enjoy Linkin Park. Not for the angst attitude, just because it is good music.
So I got a question for black anons. I want both normalfags and betas to answer
So let's say you're talking to a qt non-black, non-white girl and she's vibing with you. You ask her out and she says she has a boyfriend.
All of a sudden, a white guy comes behind you and laughs like a pricksomething like this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D491KkXWEP, slaps you hard on the back of your head and says "tough luck nigger".
He proceeds to shove you out of the way, beginning to chat her up himself.
Do you:
a) Pop him in the mouth and call him a dickhead, filthy eunuch
b) Walk away
c) Mock him
d) Fight him
e) Something else
I think of this scenario because I see the types of assholes that come here and wonder if they'd do that to a guy.
Pic is just to get attention to the thread
>>25854175
I wouldn't fight over a slut that only tells me afterwards that she already has a boyfriend.
And white guys are too timid to call you "nigger" in RL. They might angrily mumble something about freedom of speech but they don't call you nigger IRL.
>>25854175
>slaps you hard on the back of your head and says "tough luck nigger".
Beat the shit out of him
>>25854250
Oh sheit.
Read that wrong now. She's just vibing with me yet. Forget it.
Quick question, what the fuck is this on my potato and is it still OK to use
sprouts.
cut them off, and yes.
They're sprouts.
The potato is a seed so it's gonna sprout. Just cut it off and it's fine.
>>>/ck/
>>25854111
This.
I worked in a restaurant where I had to wash a fuck ton of potatoes, just scrub it off.
>go here
www.spacejamthemovie.com/
>let it load 1000 random images from imgur
>post what you find
>post anything interesting
The potential is unlimited.
>>25854046
fuck.
This was a bad idea with the robot enabled.
>>25854089
niggers, i swear
>>25854130
>your gf sends you this
people usually disregard insects and samller animals when it comes to the afterlife but the way i see it we are all just animals and when we die we lose consciousness for forever. anyone want to try to change my opinion
There's no reason to, those christfags for instance cannot prove to you that they are more right than Jews or Muslims. You are an animal that can store so much information that now you always know that you're going to die and people try to come up with some form of escapism to deal with it, but as reality demonstrates, the truth isn't always comfortable.
>old testemant
No immortality of the soul
>new testemant
Heaven or hell!!!
Net: prolly not man
Don't know enough to try to change your opinion
I really don't know
I hope that there's some resolution, that we don't just blank out and leave all of the mysteries of life unsolved
But idunno
We definitely do die, though, and I highly doubt our personalities and memories are kept intact unless there's some metaphysical server that stores it all
If consciousness does arise after death, it probably won't be "us" who experience it
Things you would do with Adolf Hitler.
>Hide in a bush near a synagogue and scare jews to death
>>25853940try to restore his foreskin
>>25853940
Bash his skull in with a shovel.
Smoke a doobie and talk about Mein Kampf.
