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Just a friendly reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist. If there is no evidence for something it can safely be said that the said thing does not exist until evidence for said thing arises. Also religion has done more harm then good in the world. Look at Islam which is turning the middle east into a stone age fuckfest and threatening lives all across the world and Catholicism which has already been established to be a corrupt pedophile enabling political group.
The only solution to end religion is for the United States government to wage genocide on every non- antitheist atheist in the world.
>>25849144
>If there is no evidence for something it can safely be said that the said thing does not exist until evidence for said thing arises.
I'm an agnostic, who leans towards atheism, but recognizes this is dumb.
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence itself.
If some dudes ran into your home while you were gone, smashed your windows, and your possessions were missing, would you really say it's safe to say that didn't take it, simply because you don't have evidence of them actually taking shit?
>>25849244
Agnostics are all pussies
ressurecting thread back to the first page
Who /RecreationalHeroinUser/ here?
>tfw only shooting up afew days a week
>tfw kicking back and falling into a warm full sleep
>tfw your life is literally complete and nothing can be wrong
>tfw finally have something to enjoy and look forward to
>tfw reason to live
>>25849103
I don't understand why more suicidal robots don't just hop on the h train t b h f a m i l. Y
>>25849103
>Recreational
leave it for one month. prove you aren't an addict
>>25849103
Fuck off, heroin is a normie meme drug.
What a drink for a highly sophisticated gentleman?
I'd have to say the White Russian. The bar near my college doesn't have it. FML
>>25849095
>The bar near my college doesn't have it
wat
>>25849128
The bar near my college can't make it because they don't have kahlua
>>25849095
Old fashioned is a classic.
>>25849128
Yeah, I don't know how they wouldn't or couldn't have this?
I am 22 last year I measure myself and I was 5'6.5 ft now I am almost 5'10. What happened I thought I could not grow after 20.
>>25849073
Idk, but you gave me hope anon!
Now you're the average height of a US man!!!!!
a lucky bastard is what you are
I stopped growing at 18 years old
>>25849073
> I thought I could not grow after 20.
Nonsense.
t. medschool-anon
Why are Asian women the only race who know how to effectively dress cute?
>>25849070
less sexual than other races
average tit/ass size will tell you how sexual the females of a race are
>Asian women
>the only race who know how to effectively dress cute
sure anon
>>25849384
>white can be cute too you know!
>read asian book
>dress like in style popular among asians
I'm sure
Well here we go again robots; another night alone in the dark with whats left of my whiskey.
>>25848873
For me it's red wine, the cheap stuff you get in 3L boxes.
I need to switch back to white or rose because my cheeks are fucked up and all reddened.
Po updrank
>>25848898
why wine Anon
Who /vagabond/ here?
Planning on taking out what little savings I have from my NEETbucks and just going. Buying a backpack, boots and a tent then
just going to walk until I die or find something
cool.
>captcha: select all images with mountains
>>25848819
where do you live? walking all the way across the country to the warm West Coast seems pretty cool.
>>25849686
Ireland, I'd need to use some of the money to get a boat to a large continent first though. I've seen stories on /out/ about people walking across the Americas, interesting stuff.
>>25849847
>boat to a large continent
You just went full retard. Get a fucking Ryainair flight for 30 euros.
Did you ever have a qt pen pal?
How far did things go with her?
The woman I consider my first ex was like my penpal.
Met her as a teen, we had a long distance relationship for years, and as adulthood came so did nudes. Eventually we both moved on, after getting angry with the other.
She was my first real heartbreak. Then I met a chick in real life, while I was in college, and lost virginity at ~22 years old. Eventually we split up too.
>>25849399
Was she foreign senpai?
>>25848797
What the fuck is a 'penpal'?
Is that a social media thing?
is everyone who says there are tonnes of programming jobs just spewing out bullshit they've heard? Looking for a change, and all I hear is to learn to program.
On the subject, have any of you niglords used codeacademy? Is it any good?
I heard the same thing. Not sure if legit or not. There's naysayers claiming that the shortage in programmers and even IT in general is just not there and it's designed to lure people into the field to over saturate it.
But then there's people saying that if you're good, you got it made and can beat all the other cheapos.
>>25848549
if you're pretty smart with math and logic then yeah just do programming i can't see any reason not to. all of my friends are programmers and they love it, even at relatively shitty places to work like amazon or some bank. the point is that you get paid a fuck load of money with shares and other benefits to do very simple minded work. if you're even smarter i guess you could get into consulting/training and investing, but there you have to be your own manager.
other than that just do whatever you want and just make money on the side doing labor or reselling shit. at some point you'll get good and make real money at what you wanted to do. if you're really too dumb to put two and two together but still have time to work hard, go volunteer or apprentice with whatever is growing in your area.
>>25848549
>is everyone who says there are tonnes of programming jobs just spewing out bullshit they've heard?
yes
it's the in thing right now, soon the market will be saturated with shit "devs"
why are they so comfy famm?
do you eat everything?
i will eat this now.
this brand has the spine and the 'skin' on them.
can i eat it?
>in water + your own olive oil masterrace
dude... a you can eat your sardines without posting them daily. its food, no one gives a fuck
>>25848547
you fucking what nigger sardine are life sardine are love
also you can it eat whole opbon appetit :^)
>>25848547
b-but how else will i force muh /comfy/ reddit meme!!!
What do people eat all day to be this skinny
>>25848384
Not fast food. Is not that hard to count calories and is not Tthat hard to cook. GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
They don't eat all day, retard
burn more calories than you eat
Hi, fellow robots.
I have a question. Should I lose my virginity to a prostitute, or to a regular girl?
Tbh, I always wanted to wait for the right girl, but I found out that almost every (physically) nice girl is hoe.
But, I'm 18 and I don't really mind if I am virgin or not. Also a lot of my good friends are virgins too.
Thanks for advice!
bumpity bumper bumpp
>>25848208
would it bother u if that right girl had fucked like 5 other dudes?
>>25848465
well, a bit.
Femanons why don't you just wear makeup if you're ugly?
>be me
>a black fembot
>always thought I was ugly
>went to the drug store today and spent 70$ dollars on makeup
>put it all on my face.
>instantly became a 7/10 within minutes
So if a black girl can become a 7 using makeup you white Femanons should have no problems
>>25848051
"hahaha yeah i also have a vagina.. did I mention I HAVE a vagina? like, not a dick. a vagina. hahaha
i'm a girl."
This is what it sounds like whenever I read 'fembot or femanon'. 'robot' and 'anon' are gender fucking neutral.
>>25848123
Calm down you fucking nerd
Is it so hard to believe that females exist?
>>25848160
not that guy but yes
but good job OP.
most people on /r9k/ do not want to better themselves.
but good job. :)
Hello, robots. I've been invited to a party, and it's been a LONG time since the last time I was at a party. And the worst of all? The party is going to be full of nothing but strangers. And it's going to happen in a town which is quite far away, so I can't just go home. How do I do this, robots? How do I partake in this normie activity?
yes. just get drunk its not that hard lol
>getting invited to parties
I'm a real robot so i know nothing about this.
>>25848026
speak only in iambic pentameter Anon.
Who else lies their ways through job interviews
Literally everyone
I flat out lied in my last interview and I got the job over 20+ other interviewees kek
I don't for 2 reasons:
>I don't actually want to be employed in anything other than shit tier work because having any iota of responsibility scares me.
>If by some miracle I was hired, I'd want to be able to do the shit I'm supposed to instead of saying I could do something and then have no idea how when being asked to actually do it.
>lord of the memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQnT-9w9uU
INTO THE FIRE INTO THE FLAME
