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but he has eyecrust
nasty ass facial hair
and an ugly ass unibrow
''take a screen shot of my fuckin eyecrust''-michael trampsey
>>25855758
some gay looking roastie sent me here
>>25855758
Remember when you moaned for this crusty ass nigga? Oh wait I have that screenshot yes here it is pic related bitch
>this fat fuck can get girls to masturbate
>I have to PAY for female personalized audio clips just for brief contact
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
And yet, I can still post here...
Enjoy the bump.
>>25855681
>tfw I know who this is
>tfw I used to save her pics and repost them on other boards
>tfw she found out and tracked me down in the middle of a thread on /mu/
fun times
>>25855681
>tfw fuck my 8/10 gf every week
>tfw been dating for three years
>tfw probably getting married in 3 - 5 years
feelsgood.jpg
Want a girl OP? Just talk to one. The first 100 will probably turn you down, but mathematically speaking the more women you try to talk to the more probable you are to find a girl who will talk to you.
Why do males call women whores? Males are by far the sluttier gender.
>>25854745
so they'll feel guilty about their sexuality
Nuns are reformed whores, Monks aren't.
Checkmate womyn
>>25854745
no you
you
who s-s-stutter here?
Other embarrassing speech problem bros also welcome.
can you vocaroo something? I love hearing stutterers
>>25852221
S-s-tutt-ter b-ba-ba-ba-ba-bro here. K-k-ill me
>>25852221
People never say anything about it but I can tell they're thinking about how fucking study I sound.
What are girls even good for in marriage anymore?
Getting to come home to a loving wife and a delicious meal she made for your hard work? Oh, wait...
Honesty I just want a wife who I can come home and fuck and do whatever I want to/with her.
i don't really know the point of marriage. is it the promise that she'll always be there? fucking divorce rates are through the roof and tons of people cheat so i don't get it. making a vow doesn't mean anything.
not that my opinion matters or anything.
>>25851752
>I can come home and fuck and do whatever I want to/with her
Didn't you hear? Non consensual sex even in marriage is still rape. You fucking dirty white devil misogynistic pig.
Who here /ugly/?
If you
>have gf
>have had a girl crush on you
>get mired
>even had a femanon glance your way
You need to gtfo this thread.
>>25847202
If you're in shape and have a strong personality, being ugly doesn't matter. Girls are more attracted by confidence and power than by looks.
>>25847202
>Who here /ugly/?
Reporting in.
>>25847255
>being ugly doesn't matter
Completely false. Girls only care about looks and money.
>>25847202
>>have had a girl crush on you
Even 3 crushes but they were physically unattractive to me.
/anime/
welcome to /anime/ the Robot anime thread. What animes have you been watchng, robots?
>>25854382
narudo
There are anime boards for that, friendo.
Rewatching Sora no Woto.
ITT: your life in one image
>>25853433
please help me
not even remotely surprised that this comment wasn't original
ahhhh robot fuck
there would be no highlights in the movie of my life
In attempt to "ride the tiger" or master the modern world of degeneracy that we live in I just had sex with an Asian trans I met on tinder
Her dick was the same size as mine(6") and she was taller than me(5'11", im 5'9"). We did things both ways...
I am straight and I was a virgin and I thought this would feel liberating, but I honestly feel l like shit right now. Im not religious or anything BUt I kinda wish I had saved the firs time for a girl I actually loved
IDk maybe im just not strong enough to ride the tiger without being eaten by it
>>25852559
I think you've grossly misinterpreted Evola.
>>25852808
People who complain about "degeneracy" are often the ones who have all kinds of tranny, trap, femboy fetishes.
Just like people who "warn" about sexual violence from Muslims or blacks, often have cuckold fetishes and, after they have wanked, angry fantasies about feminists and cuckolds being killed and raped to death by Muslims because those degenerates had it coming anyway.
>>25853203
Nothing but prijection.
How often do fembots schlick it?
Do you mostly use porn or rely on your imagination?
>>25852189
>how often do nonexistent women on this board masturbate
hmmmmmm
there are dozens of other boards where this question would be better answered
stop posting this garbage nobody but autists like you care
wana know how often i brush my teeth too?
go fuck yourself asshole
>>25852225
How can you blame them, they receive so little female interaction.
>>25852189
About as often, maybe a bit less than other malebots. Porn is definitely a plus but imagination is good too. It really depends on your mood that day.
This is a terrible, terrible feel
Why did she send the photo
U got got opie
>>25851136
Because you're about to be cucked by Siri.
>>25851136
>winky face
Maybe it was that that gave off the fact that your a fucking creep op, that emoticon is reserved for when she is actually interested in you
Yesterday I said I would let it go but all of today thus far it has been on my mind. There was a thread yesterday:
>>>25816439
which directed people to a video in which Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza went on a radio show to talk about a story which afterward left the radioman speechless.
Basically the story was detailing the life of a civilized chimp named Travis who ended up lashing out one day after tolerating the oppression no longer and made a point to say that the chimp, our closest relative, isn't that much different from humans and is comparable to a handicapped teenager, which tangentially lead to the conclusion that civilization is unnatural and only causes misery and a stupor-induced state.
The part that has bothered me is how I've tried saying this exact thesis in arguments on 4chan, or in real life, only to be bombarded with hatred and accusations of retardation and idiocy. Why is it that most people seem to take in the message of someone who they find influential, say, someone who shoots up a school, and remark his intelligence, but when I say the same thing (without a story to re-enforce it; it only needs to be said it is so visually and conceptually obvious), everyone looks the other way and calls me retarded? Which is it people? Retardation or Intelligence?
There is something hazy happening here--a phenomenon that actually deserves its own name. Your decision of what message you take in seems to be based primarily on what a person has done rather than the message they are putting forth.
For once I want people to just listen what I have to say, but it is nearly impossible to get through to you? Can you not admit that the person you are speaking to is intelligent? What is it? Please tell me. This effect is obvious and known as what Lanza said. Don't laugh this one off and wait until someone else who shoots up a school says it.
Bump because I will not go without an answer this time. Please take the moment to explain yourself if my reasoning is false.
Bump once more. Will keep going.
Hey bro. I'm listening. Hit me with what you've got.
Insecam thread masterbate while standing on the bed edition
>>25850587
post the Slav school webm
I forgot to save it
>>25850587
are we in torble now?/??
>OP putting that pic as the thread starter
kek
>no link to watch this insanity live
How do robots feel about pubic hair?
>>25850523
Before we even discuss the topic of OP
Wtf is up with those areola?
>>25850523
>Anonymous 01/18/16(Mon)17:37:17 No.2585
that perfect pussy ruined by those abominations of breasts what the fuck?
>>25850523
>those nipples
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Just friendly talk with other anons and share feels. Gonna post a feel because I need advice
>Be friends with tyrone
>tyrone is only friend
>Tyrone knows this so he invites me to hangout with him and some girls
>While hanging out tyrone goes to bathroom
>Trying not to sperg out while alone with the girls so I sat there quiet
>One of the stacies just says "Anon why are you so ugly lol"
>"Whatever why are you hating"
>Try not to cry
>Cry on the inside
>Tyrone comes back and I tell him something came up and I gotta go
I don't think im that ugly im like a 4/10 maybe 5/10. Tyrone is like a 8/10 and it hurts to be in his shadow but I dont know what I can do to improve my looks.
Op here again. So whats up robots any of you going to school or work anything bothering you guys lately? Just whats going on?
>>25849867
Wow sounds like you met a bitch, bro. Makes you think that no one has ever slapped her for opening her whore mouth.
>>25850023
I know it hurts me still even though it was a while ago. Girls have shown disgust at my face before that but it just hurt on how blunt she was. I just have mild acne and my face shape isn't that bad what makes it worse she was like 5/10 too
