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"Reverse Autism"(Williams Syndrome)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQVAGuiJ5ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4DiqEdN3w
>>25845059
>HELLUUOOOH~ah!
They look like elves.
Maybe the myths were based on these people.
>>25845059
>being friendly is a disorder
>being shy is a disorder
>having a short attention span is a disorder
>being too focused is a disorder
I really have no ability to care anymore
Times you were /picked on/
Pic not especially related
That pic looks really comfy for some reason. Idk why though.
if I get picked on, I just pick back
its usually just banter, but real life banter
>>25844950
It's the curtains I think - They're like bedding you might have as a kid
I feel like I have been cursed for 3 years now. 1 and a half years disappeared quickly and I barely remember any of it.
Also for the past 3 years, these weird black leech and worm looking creatures have been inside my room and bathroom.
They look almost abit alien, the way they move, like a minature alien-worm.
I googled my local pesticide company, but the arent there. Can someone tell me what the fuck these creatures are?
>>25844856
Take a pic of the leaches maybe a bug scientist can identify it for u
>>25844925
They look abit like that, but for some reason I dont think its leeches.
Ive seen them in my bathroom, but also at the same spot in my room near my door. It's like a bad dream or something, I dont know what the fuck they are.
And they are quick to scurry away when I turn on the lights, or try to mash them with something.
Why would you not include a pic?
i want to lick those trap feet
source?
>>25844948
Help a nigger out.
http://transsexpositive.tumblr.com/post/131604234803
So many of my fellow mcdickd employees still work full time and go to school full time. Like they'll work a few hours in the morning, go to classes, and come back until like midnight.
>>25844844
Federal loans.
>tfw I deserve a GF more than all of the dumb chads out there
where are the results then?
>>25844342
relax Elliot
Show them who's the true alpha male and shoot some people OP
I fucked up /r9k/. Is this redeemable? Can I still make this girl my gf?
>be me
>work at a multi-story office
>qt girl works in another office on a higher floor
>develop an intense crush on her
>barely see her since we're in different companies
>only time I see her is passing each other on the stairwell
>drink dozens of mugs of water every day to produce urine
>walk slowly on the stairwell hoping to see her pass
>sometimes we pass and make eye contact
>feel so goddamn amazing when it happens
>today
>she sees me walk into one toilet
>hear her go into the adjoining toilet (the walls touch and are thin)
>feel to nervous to urinate
>start spitting instead hoping to make it sound like I'm peeing
>become conscious that she'll think I'm masturbating
>panic like hell
>wait until she leaves and rush out
>tell her, in a "comical" and casual way: "I did urinate"
>she turns and says "huh?"
>tell her I know it didn't sound like I urinated but that I'm a "quiet pe-er" (I didn't want to use that word)
>she raises her eyebrows like I'm retarded and leaves
>go back into the toilet and hyperventilate
Is there any way I can recover from this? I'm so fucking emotionally exhausted from this. Literally 8 months of water over-consumption and silent flirting for this.
Are you autistic by chance?
Well, that's pretty fucking weird and autistic, but as a consolation you're definitely thinking about it WAYYYYY more than she is.
Two questions:
1. Are you ACTUALLY committed to trying (for real trying) to woo this girl or are you content with years of eye contact on the stairs (be honest)
2. Have you had any other conversations with this girl besides your weird spergy piss outburst?
Sometimes a story so autistic it can't be fake is posted. This is one of those days.
>Only friend I ever had dropped me for supporting Trump
>actually votes
I would too you normie scum
you deserved it
fucking retard
He sounds like a traitor who hates America, you are better off without that faggot, OP. I bet her is a redditor who will vote for Sanders.
At what point did you realize that it's not that you're shy, but instead that you're stupid and have nothing to talk about?
How did you handle it?
>>25843853
dont you ever post a fucking gif of my fucking wife ever again do you hear me
Joke's on you, I'm both shy and stupid.
>>25843853
Pretty early. Now I make up conversations in my head where I sound better and smarter than I could in real life. I usually go through the same ones over and over because I can't come up with original material.
Why was Worf from star trek such a piece of shit?
Redemption:
>The Klingon Empire is in the midst of a civil war that threatens its very existence and risks trillions of lives
>Use the situation as an opportunity to take personal vengeance against the Duras family even though Gowron is clearly just as bad
>Make every attempt to drag the Federation into the conflict too, risking trillions more lives, then throw a hissy fit and resign from starfleet when Picard tells you to grow up
Birthright:
>Find the only planet in the universe where Romulans and Klingons live in peace
>Insist that it is "wrong" somehow and begin filling the younger Klingons' heads with bullshit like "honor"
>Within a week or so their society, which could have served as an example to the galaxy, completely breaks down
Let He Who Is Without Sin:
>Have an argument with your girlfriend
>Join a terrorist organization
>Ruin everyone's vacation and risk hundreds of millions or billions of lives
Sons of Mogh:
>Refuse to help give your brother, whose life you have ruined by your actions, a warrior's death
>Expect him to be happy working for Odo chasing after Quark and inspecting cargo holds for the rest of his miserable life
>Wipe his memory, effectively killing him. At least he wanted to die but you don't even ask him about this you just do it
Tacking Into the Wind:
>Murder the head of a foreign government when relations with them are already tense during the middle of a war that threatens the entire alpha quadrant, risking tens of trillions of lives
>Don't even seize power for yourself, give it to some other guy who doesn't even want it and isn't really qualified
Fuck Worf
>>25843852
The real question is who cares?
>>25843852
>Let He Who Is Without Sin
Dax only wanted some fucc and Worf dun goofed
When I was a kid I loved Worf, but as an adult I sadly realized what a terribly character he is. Not specifically for the reasons you listed, but he was such a little bitch and a complete moron. It's like he was only around for.. not comic relief, but just to be the dumb one no one cares about. I think he could have been a lot more.
>fw can't tell if she's into me or not
>>25843776
>I feel you famalamalamalamam
>tfw brother's gf is a total two faced bitch who can't tell me she hates me and throws little jabs when she has the opportunity
I'm going to kill her
if you can't tell, then she definitely isn't
>Hey, you! You're cute! Why don't you come here and sit down on this bench with me?
>>25843699
>mfw I have to cover my crack pipe and leave the park because the cops are using qt as undercover agents
I must respectfully decline. I have matters to attend to at home.
"I don't have any money, sorry."
And then I'd curse myself for going in to an area where people beg for donations and shit without my headphones as I awkwardly power-walked away.
>tfw fapping isn't funny anymore and is an actual chore
>tfw you're actually addicted to masturbation
>tfw you get out of breath like 20 seconds in to masturbation and have to wait
>tfw you're edging but you can't continue because you're out of breath
>tfw you can't cut down on fapping
Fucking kill me senpai
>>25843659
only fap once a week & all ok
>>25843659
Tfw hormone issue and literally begin crying if I have no way to escape a place and masturbate
Fucking why
This sounds more like you're having obesity issues.
Time to play this game again
http://ncase.itch.io/coming-out-simulator-2014
Bumping my thread because of the robot
>>25843637
desu senpai it was kinda gay
>wanting to come out
>feeling the need to come out
What the hell is up with these people?
Just because I enjoy sticking my dick in cute boys does not mean I have to go prancing it around to everyone. Bunch of fags.
The disillusionment is finished.
I'm a complete defect.
No you're not. You're just a nigger.
Aren't you that gay black guy with the stuff on his face?
>>25843591
Wait why do you think I'm gay.
Who else here "retired at 16"?
>Never had a job
>Get more in benefits than oldies get in their pension
>Whole life ahead of me to do whatever I want
>Even if I waste it all masturbating to korean motion comics at least I'm not a cog in the corporate machine
>>25843367
Thisfeel is familiar to me
>spend 45 minutes writing something once a month
>make enough money to support my family
>mfw rent an office to basically just take naps in
Never had a choice, OP. I know from my late teens on that with my capabilities and wits, it's either the loony bin or living on my mom's sufferance. 10 years on, I still live with mommy. How could anything ever change? I hope it doesn't for a while yet.
