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Why are femeanons so mean to other femeanons?
>tfw you reply to a girl saying you're a girl too and they ignore you but reply to their beta orbiters.
>tfw you reply to a girl saying you're a girl and they are super mean to you.
>tfw you say you're a girl and other girls start replying saying mean things to you.
Don't be so mean!
Cause women always hate each other and want to be the princess of the room, even if that room is /r9k/
>>25842720
>>25842895
/thread
they're the same way IRL too. I haven't had an actual female friend since 3rd grade and it's not for lack of trying - women cannot seem to be happy for other women, they're constantly scheming and retarded.
as a black grill I get more hate from people saying "I'd rather be with my hand than a black girl" than any femnormies
What are your standards?
I'm talking about realistic ones, the ones that you aim for.
>inb4 I only aim for 9/10 stacies
I consider myself a 6/10, and I would never date any
>SJW
>fatty
>any girl below 5/10
I'm fair game with anything else.
I'm a 5/10 average looker. I aim for people who are average as well if not a little on the meh side. I don't have high standards, high standards typically means high maintenance.
>>25842396
In order of most important:
>not ugly (6+/10)
>fun to talk with
>plays vidya
now that I think about it my standards are pretty low.
>>25842512
>plays vidya
this pisses me off so much
OP image guy please finish current image off please!
WHITE SCUM GTFO!
really wish someone would fix poundcutter
>>25842095
Post pics of said girls so we can get a better understanding of the situation
>working the desk
>get a phone call from a woman looking for someone who may work in the building
>direct her with unfailing "yes ma'am" Southern politeness
>wants me to get someone to call her back
>she calls back
>asks if I'll get embarrassed at what she'll say next
>says that I have a sexy voice
>thank her
>she says something else, voice soft and breathy
>I ask her to repeat, thinking it might be important
>"I'm sitting on my couch, rubbing my pussy to your sexy voice"
>politely remind her that I am, in fact, at work
>says that I should call her back, already having given me her number
Not quite sure how to feel about a late twenties milf getting off to my voice. Nobody has ever said that anything about me is sexy, so this was something of a surprise.
My penis, however, is not so conflicted.
So, what now robots?
>>25841938
Call her later. Talk to her and masturbate together.
Call her back. Dirty ol' whore. Throw a bunch of "yes ma'ams" at her until she orgasms.
>used to hate coffee because it's a normie drink
>tfw started to drink black coffee at the office to look mysterious and edgy
>now I'm addicted to caffeine
>>25841561
>tfw when caffeine makes me slightly euphoric (not in the meme way)
>>25841561
does anyone actually feel a stimulating effect from caffeine?
I drink a coffee each morning, but pretty much just because I like it, and it's part of my routine now
>>25841561
>has a job
>drinks coffee
fucking normei get the fuck out you little shit
sardine + tabasco is godlike :^)
>>25837926
>>>/ck/ is that way
Aw hell yeah i luv me some sardiens!
>>25837965
Fuck off retarded faggot
Is the "Damaged Pussy" myth real?
If a bunch of cars are driving on the same road over and over again, you're going to get some potholes. Same applies to women and their blown out cunts. Where exactly do you think roasties come from?
Where else would roast beef curtains come from?
If you say genetics that's just another reason to not have sex with them. Who wants roastie children?
>>25833044
probably not. I hear that some girls who fucked a 100 guys still have tight vaginas
that being said, non-virgin women are personally damaged, and the sluttier they are, the more they are damaged
Reminder if any of these pokemon have ever been your favorites or you've used him you're a normie who needs to fuck back to Facebook:
-Charizard
-Gengar
-Pikachu
-Alakazam
-Nidoking
-Mewtwo
-Tyranatar
-Lucario
you fuck off my uncle works for nintendo and he gave me a mewthree for my birthday
nidoqueen is better
also the best pokemon is marowak
>>25845674
Paras is best pokemon. Just get six of them
Just a reminder to everyone on here, the only people into fantasy settings are women and homosexuals, real men are into science fiction. Fuck faggy ass elves, gay ass dwarves, and remember demons would get their shit pushed in by a space marine.
>caring
1
but actually my opinion is bettter than yours
>>25845218
Ah, fantasy faggot spotted.
How do you feel about cats
I'd rather cat than gf
A cat is like a gf that you can't fuck or talk to
But a cat is also like a gf that you can cuddle and stroke.
Cats are nasty ugly creatures
Dogs are bros
Insecam thread again.
Dew-chan left and his pupper didn't like it and took a big shit in the floor.
>>25844865
Do we have any new info on this poor chap?
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/268506/
Insecam looks like it could be interesting but I can never find any good cams...
>>25845656
you have to start lurking, pick a country
and start looking trough the cams
it takes work
Can someone remind me how sardines E V E N attempt to compete with iconic and irresistible Heinz Baked Beans? Might I also add that is regarded as a SUPERFOOD?
a meal i will is to take a can of beans and dump a bunch of salsa and hotsauce in it
its good
but you better leave the fucking canned oysters out of this
>>25844883
I have no qualms with canned oysters, but sardines are certainly shit tier. Just look at this!
Fishcucks can't compete. Baked beans are master race food.
>tfw too ugly for a gf
How do you know this op?
>tfw too ugly for a gf who is not also ugly
is more like it
There are ugly girls out there ganging for dick, and also sad that nobody gives them a passing glance. You probably are too ugly for a hot girlfriend. But that's a different story.
>>25844227
i've had lots of people telling me IRL and here
>>25844289
not even ugly girls show any interest and i have been rejected or friend zoned by them
NO HABLO PHP/SQL
>Warning: mysqli_stmt_bind_param() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_stmt, boolean given on line 9
>Warning: mysqli_stmt_execute() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_stmt, boolean given on line 10
WHY
Please help, I've been trying to make this cursed anal code work for 3 days straight
>NO HABLO PHP
This is funny. Why isn't it a meme yet
you posted this on /g/
just put some time into it
even i can do php and sql shit and i didnt finish high school
Fuck the rich i'm voting for Sanders
>>25841922
fuck yeah. poor bros report in.
let us know how poor you are.
>less than 7 digits in my bank account
>being rused by a jew
>>25841922
But he was born into wealth.
