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>tfw 5'9 manlet
>tfw self-conscious about my height everywhere I go
Fuck this shit.
>>25835069
5'5 don't care about being short can handle the bantz but everyone talks shit, gets annoying.
>5'6, still got laid and had a gf in college.
>Moved to Vietnam 2 years ago for a job.
>I'm considered above average here.
>>25835094
How are the women there?
What race are you? Does it help you get laid?
Anyone else here a mouthbreather? I am because I have a deviated septum in my nose and it's hard to breathe with just my nose....It makes me feel bad because people who breathe through their mouths are considered stupid buts its the only way i can breathe fully
>>25834957
>..It makes me feel bad because people who breathe through their mouths are considered stupid buts its the only way i can breathe fully
thats not nice of them
Iktf. It especially sucks because I hate the sound of others breathing so whenever I am out of breath for whatever reason I try really hard to quiet my breathing which eventually just makes me breath louder and look like a complete idiot
Gosh it sucks dude
My allergies are so bad my nose is usually too dry to breathe fully out of it
I tend to get cavities even though I brush 2 to 3 times a day because of all the extra breething through my mouth and exposing my teeth more
Does this ever happen to you? how often?
>>25834720
I don't ride the bus. Too many black people.
Never, I don't ride the bus
>>25834720
Does wojak think the girl is saying hello to him or is it something else? It's not quite clear.
I legitimately hate homosexuals
u probably are one buddy
>>25834618
Can't say I particularly despise them, but their need to brag about it everywhere has really dented my view of them....
>>25834624
am not
fuck you
anyone here 5'7?
6'0 here
just fuck my shit up senpai
just fucking kill me already
not original
I'm 5/7 perfect in every way
Only one rule
>no white women allowed
Anzu 2bh fambam
>>25834523
Only cutie for me
whiteisbest
who /cantstopworldbuilding/ here?
I'm shit at writing prose and I can't draw that well but I can't help but constantly crafting lore and characters. I don't bother writing them down as I'd likely never pursue them further and most of them are like cheap Chinese knock-offs of existing franchises.
>>25834421I've been thinking of the political implications of the Battle of the Hoover Dam from New Vegas since 2011. It's shameful.
Keep making that world and write that shit down. Create enough and you will be able to make that story one day. I believe in you.
>>25834421
I wanna make a world like Strangereal from Ace Combat. Close to real world.
>tfw second-hand cringe
What /autism/ outbursts have you seen, not done by yourself?
>>25834375
Being on special classes with actual autist raging about shit that people wouldn't care about example:Minecraft, tumbr, otherkin, My little pony, special snowflakes, etc.
Why the fuck was I associated all my life with these people anyway ?
>>25834375
7 foot asian sperglord punching a tree in high school because landwhale rejected him
>At some assembly during highschool
>moment of silence starts
>retard kids starts moaning
>When there is sci fi music in the backround
Thats because they're fucking in the future, you miserable shit.
>>25834294
>music is so fucking loud I can't hear the girl
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>25834294
>>25834373
Really hate the spic cam girl vids, always loud ass rap or their spanish music turned to max. I don't want to listen to that crap.
But hey, saw some 70's german porn a couple weeks ago, had some nice groovy disco to it. Downloaded just for the song
>cooking food for myself
>eating in living room while texting and watching Netflix
>when I pause my show, notice loud music coming from roommate's room and realize he has been playing the same song on loop for about 20 minutes
>go to his room and quietly open his door
>he's curled up on top of his bed laying on his side with his arms hugging his knees and he's wearing an oversized hoodie (he's very short so he's able to nuzzle into a hoodie like a dog) while a song is playing on repeat from his laptop
>don't see his face and he doesn't notice me opening the door so I close it back
>listen to the lyrics from the song and google search it to find out what the song is
apparently he's listening to this song on loop while curled up on his bed staring into nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9WZtxRWieM
what does it mean? Should I do something?
he's trying to summon the devil himself, it's too late already. Best end it now.
Could be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw
Sounds like he's in a pretty good mental state
Who /dominos/ here?
They are way better than the Hot-N-Ready meme. Poorcuck NEETS not invited
>>25834211
Best fast food delivery pizza in the market right now.
I love getting a large pepperoni and pineapple pizza with cheesy bread on the side.
Pineapple pizzas from other places aren't the same
Dominos is garbage.
Sleep tight, wagecucks. You want to be well rested for tomorrow, Mr Shekelstein wants you to come in at 6:30a on the dot to get some extra work done before he gets back from his vacation in Italy.
Me? Oh, I'll make a thread at around noon, when I awake from my beauty sleep. Perhaps you'll be able to see it on your lunch break.
Let's hope so.
>>25833956
3rd shift motherfucker
>>25833956
Once I'm done with the tfw no bf poster, I'm going to put a round of buckshot through your skull, too, neetcuck.
>>25834031
>neetcuck
look at this butthurt wageslave, silly newbie, neets can't be cucked, though they may cuck you.
Why are all men sociopaths?
>>25833925
Because it's a trait sexually selected for by all women. Non sociopaths don't reproduce.
>>25833952
That's not even remotely true
>>25833925
why are all women irrational sociopaths?
So I took out a friend and her son last night and it went pretty well. She said I would make a good male role model for him and said it made me very attractive to her. Why aren't you guys dating single mothers?
>>25833830
>single mother and her son
>single mother
>her son
>being this much of a cuck
Nah, familia. I'm straight on anything to do with this.
>>25833884
I'm not a cuck. She even said if I keep things up I could look forward to intimacy. You're probably still a virgin.
>>25833830
>why aren't you guys beta like me, providing for Chad's son and sloppy seconds.
Im about to message a thick slutty looking stacy, do you think i have a chance?
>>25833820
>20
I bet she's actually like 29
>>25833820
I don't know what you look like, but drop that shit attitude and you should be fine.
>>25833820
> thick
that's not thick
