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> Tfw Cousin is about to graduate high school
> Tfw ENTIRE family is badgering me to give him some really expensive gifts
> Tfw might not make rent
Should I tell then to fuck off?
if you murder them all you will never have to buy gifts ever again
>>25830061
Tell them to fuck off then give him a nice symbolic thoughtful gift instead. This will make them feel bad about themselves and have a gratefulness-rebound effect simultaneously.
Tell them how much you can spare to be able to afford rent.
Having to buy gifts for people other than siblings or parents is fucking stupid though. Maybe I'm just jealous of my friend who got $1000+ from all of his family combined while my family (myself included) didn't know that graduation gifts or parties are customary.
>meet a girl online
>we talk and she's really interest and cool
>she seems to be interested in me as well
>says "send a pic"
>I do
>"oh"
>instantly removes my contact
Shouldn't have been born ugly faggot
>>25829920
Happened to me too, sent a few girls pics cuz they were dying to know what i look like, i never hear from them again
>>25829920
You should've pulled the same shit on jer
>mfw i told my friend that I like her
>mfw this girl said maybe
>mfw this same girl starts to talk about how hot this guy is and starts to salivate like an African seeing an apple for the first time in his life over a guy
>mfw this guy couldn't care about her at all
You're thoughts robots
>>25829673
We are all thoughts?
>>25829673
Thoughts? DOES NOT COMPUTE
Your not attractive to her anon move on.
Hello robots. I am a girl. I thought you gross perverts would like to know that I'm stuck on a bumpy bus for another hour and I really, really really have to poop. It hurts and I'm desperately trying to not make any weird noise or faces. My entire being is concentrated on this and it sucks I wish I could just go
That actually made me happy for once
>>25829539
Fembots don't poop ritard
Nice try
>there are millions of girls right now stuck on buses that need to poop
Um, tsunderes. You like 'em?
>>25829491
eat a fucking dick, I hope you die in a fire or some shit. I genuinely hate you.
>>25829491
They're okay. It's not like I like or anything...
>>25829510
What the heck did I do?!
Welp reddit just triggered me. They really believe this shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/41ea7t/women_instinctively_guard_their_sexual_partners/cz1pna4
>>25829483
Head back there anytime
>>25829503
I'm browsing reddit and 4chan at the same time cuz I'm cool like that.
>>25829542
Gas yourself you stupid cunt
Holy shit guys
I have found the nectar of the gods.
this > every soda ever
>>25829468
But what's it taste like?
>not Mountain Dew
Go away normie. Please let us be
>>25829468
You are categorically false in every regard.
who here /always have dark circles/
fucking sucks and nothing i do will help. people probably think i'm a drug addict or something but i've had them since i was a kid
i really think the only solution is applying makeup to the area. i think i'll just ignore it and just be that guy who looks like he never sleeps well
nobody cares fagtron stop being a bitch
>>25829276
I also have bad dark circles. Is drinking enough water and getting sleep just a meme?
Pretty sure it's just my shitty genetics and nothing I can do matters. My siblings also have it too.
I've grown to accept them. Without them I'd look like a kid anyways desu.
Long story short:
> had unprottected gay sex today
> scare of aids
Whats the name of that medicine you can take after a dangerous exposure to prevent contamination?
Gunna need more green text sir
>be fag
>die
>>25829242
> be sad
> dating apps, here I go
> install grindr
> fast foward 2 hours
> in bed with a stranger that persuades me inti fucking with no condoms
> now scared as shit of aids
Something else?
so i was here yesterday and i asked what is a robot but no one gave me an actual answer. so once again what is r9k and what are robits?
/r9k/ is a lot of things for a lot of people.
>>25829206
The robot is the automatic moderator.
R9K is a testbed for automatic moderation.
>>25829206
R9k is just stupid teenagers posting "rare pepes" and "dank memes" now, because they think they fit in with the board because of the mainstream making jokes about "tendies" and pepe. It's been like this for AWHILE now.
>tfw you've never even seen a woman's breasts, ass or vagina IRL. only online
You may only post in this thread if you share this feel
>>25829078
I'd refute and downplay your plights with personal experience, but I think a strip club voids the genuinity of my account.
>>25829931
I'm too nervous and poor to even go to a strip club.
>>25829078
Does walking in on my mom count?
How do you have conversations with girls at bars? I really don't ever know what to say. I have a quiet personality and kinda shy so it's really hard for me to just start talking to a female. Like a girl sits next to me at a bar and I want to say something, what should you say in this situation? If I feel nervous and scared, will she tell I was?
Being a guy sucks :^(
>>25829045
Tell her "b-back that a-ass up"
seriously guys , what are some pick up lines you use?
>>25829666
>pick up lines at a bar georgecostanza.jpeg
Just talk to them about anything, its not how a conversation starts but how its carried and how she feels you out, which u can escalate and piping her
>started abusing xanax again
>can't tell anyone about it/reach out for help because it will ruin my life
>>25829039
>your parents advise that you have autism
kekkkkkkkk
Why would getting help ruin your life?
How much are you taking / how often (and please no exaggerated /b/ tier numbers)?
>abusing xanax
Anon take it from someone who also use to abuse xanax.
Getting addicted to benzos are a nightmare that goes beyond words. The more you take them the worst it will get.
STOP TAKING XANAX. Save them only for presentations/tough social situations/parties.
Is a 26er of vodka + 4.5mg clonazepam + 16mg suboxone enough to an hero?
>>25828855
No that has the huge potential for you to wake up a potato. Suboxone isnt that big of a depressant.
Suicide by overdose is notoriously unreliable and could leave you in between life and death for a while as you suffer from organ failure.
Even if it did kill you it'd be a slow, painful vomit filled death
Any one else hate or resent their sister for being a girl and having an easier life than you?
I used to be really close with my sister (when we were growing up at least), but now I'm just mad that everything is basically easy for her. She was always sort of a normie and I wasn't, but it was fine. Now though, I'm just a complete failure and she isn't, and I know it's because she's a thin girl and I'm a thin and awkward guy.
Sad, but oh well.
blame your sister all you want but she didn't make you sit at home all day and not apply to any college or get a job
she hates me for 'raping' her
So, she didn't do anything to you but you just hate her for being happy and successful? I'm glad you aren't my brother.
