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Dubs and I never talk to normies ever again.
>>25825317
You didn't get dubs
Roll for me Anons... please
I have a part time job with them though..
You guys are all a bit weird, mentally speaking, and you've locked yourself up in a community with people just like you. You guys speak to eachother and reassure your own opinions in a massive circlejerk where no new ideas can get it. You've created an imaginary class system to make yourself feel special and oppressed. Doesn't that sound fucking familiar? Because it's exactly what tumblr is. You guys are tumblr, and like tumblr, you need to get real help for your problems, realize you aren't special, and go back out to the real world.
Pic unrelated
Most people on here are not like me. Most people on here would shame and ridicule me because they are normies.
>>25825290
I meant the robots, not the normies.
>>25825260
Just a bunch of whiny fucks really, they wanne be helped and talked too but if someone tries they get all defense and shit. Fucking scum.
ITT: that one autistic kid in your school that always did retarded shit
>that kid who died while doing retarded shit
>tfw i was that kid
>>25825266
>that kid who killed his friends doing retarded shit he made up
>that kid killed one and put the other one in a wheelchair by telling them to car surf
>he only got 9 months in prison
Fuck you chamberlain.
Would you rather be 6'3 and look like Adam Driver or 5'6 and look like peak Brad Pitt?
The former. I look worse than that guy so it's free height basically.
>>25825289
This. I'll lose two inches but gain looks.
5'6 you have to put in way more work for stacey's to notice you. it just looks like an overgrown boy trying too hard to be a man.
Tell me ur biggest secrets:
I'll Start.
I convinced a girl i knew to kill herself.
I said to her that i think when a person is done with her life its okay to kill himself.
>>25825146
>normies being affected by others opinions
Good riddance, retards like that deserve to die anyway.
>Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted,
but something was always missing ....like six digits
Why is Earl not an /r9k/ mascot yet? He's Robot asl.
It happened.
>Tfw Gf
How do I leave this shithole
hopefully she wasn't fat.
>>25825080
You'll still be depressed and miserable, you fuck
>he fell for the gf meme
You'll still hate yourself for the rest of your life. Make it easy for yourself and commit suicide before it gets worse. There's no future for any of us.
who /anime here/?
Anime is the greatest thing of all time. There are so many animes to choose from, you can never run out of animes to watch.
I ran out of good anime long ago, though.
>>25824831
but there are new animes airing all the time, so there is literally no end to good animes coming out.
>>25824805
But i feel like shit whenever i finish one
I'm going to sell all of my things as soon as possible and leave my parent's house and just start wandering. I don't have a car, live in America, have $4000 in the bank (I'll have $6,000 if I sell everything but my guitar), and just dropped out of college. I have nothing to live for and figure this is better than killing myself, plus I'll have the chance to see some things and have some experiences. Maybe I'll find work somewhere.
Has anyone done this kind of thing before? I plan on hitchhiking starting from Washington state. I eventually want to leave the country and see the world as well.
I should note that I have no friends, no gf and no criminal record.
yes i've hitched quite a bit
hitching is great, go for it man
I plan to go on a hitching trip once it warms up. You will meet so many amazing people, you will also have some super miserable experiences that you look back on and smile.
>>25824862
>You will meet so many amazing people, you will also have some super miserable experiences
Have any interesting stories anon?
>>25825032
fuck yea dude, i was stranded in fruita colorado, stuck in line behind 3 other hitching groups. They claimed they were there for days.
Me and my brother went over to the gas station and were staring at our map when a fat lady came up and asked us what we were doing. We explained we were stranded and trying to get to utah. Turns out she was going to utah the next day. She took us home cooked us steaks gave us beds to sleep in and then drove us to utah the next day.
Thanks misty
I got so many stories dude but i don't feel like typing them all out. I aint a wrier.
How do I get good at chess r9k?
>>25824621
What on the absolute fuck is that .gif
that webm is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
Play a bunch, obvi.
Just how are wagec-ucks able to do shitty customer service/fast food jobs they hate for years and years?
Their endurance is certainly impressive.. It completely blows my mind why they don't just kill themselves and end their suffering...
Di ridjdbhe ricbfjd
Bump
>>25824603
Mind your own fucking bussniess assholeq
Also bump
Most of the time you're on autopilot. It's only shitty when you need to interact with the customer.
Who /gear fourth/ here?
>>25824558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpzGTSx_1zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78dSDowBICc
Dident even know there was a forth.
Jesus christ they killed this show dident they. Fucking hell.
I watched them butcher it. And get away with it. Once they realised it was a money bag. Shit man. Fuck
>>25824724
literally a repeat of crocodile arc and instead of using blood luffy uses his new powerup that took him 2 years of timeskip to gain
The show and manga have gotten much better overtime. I'm just excited to see where its going to go at this point.
Are there actual female cuckolds or is this another petty meme forced onto us by the jews
>>25824484
I have fantasized about it before while fapping but I'm not sure if I would actually go through with it and have my bf cuck me.
Some things are hot in theory
>>25825155
>Some things are hot in theory
you mean if the show would be nice enough?
Yes. It's not a good feel though. Maybe some other women might like it but I hate it.
Fembots, would you ever forgive a cheater if he genuinely loved you?
Nope I'd just cheat on him
>>25824316
Women love cheaters because it proves how desirable the guy is.
>>25824316
forgive? i would encourage him to cheat
I'm really ugly and I just want the person I love to get to spend time with cute girls/guys
plus maybe i can watch
>Thinking of buying a waifu body pillow
Sh-Should I do it robots?
Dont do it. Dont go down the road
Just do you man
>>25824254
Why not? how much worse could it get?
I have jury duty tomorrow. How do I get out of it without just running around yelling "nigger nigger nigger" or pissing my pants and acting like a crazy person.
I just want to be left alone to watch anime and play vidya in peace. Not wake up at 7am to sit in a court room for eight hours for weeks.
>>25824229
Be yourself.
This is the one and only time this advice will ever work. Don't worry, they'll be able to see your autist mannerisms and refuse to pick you.
piss your pants and record it haha then post video here :)
say you know the defendant
