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How can you tell if a girl likes you?
>>25822984
Try asking her if she likes you.
>>25822984
She touches you in any possible way.
>>25822984
DAAAAMN I NEED TO REPLAY THE POKEMON TCG GAME THAT IS MY SHIT
Hello, my name is Hungry.
Do any of you know of any free food coupon codes/hacks things like pizza hut or McDiggins or any other national chian.
I remember threads like these would pop up in the past but i havent seen any in a long time, and now i need one.
Thanks for the help and in return i will dump all of my pictures of pizza (pic related)
>>25822979
pizza picture 1/?
those are illegal, plus they wont work. I remember this meme from many moons ago
>>25822979
pizza picture 2/?
why don't you just fuck the fat girl?
Because women control the market and get to date up not down or across
I tried to go for a chubby girl once and she rejected me. Never tried again since.
>be me, 24
>start okcupid account
>spend hours answering important questions to get a good match
>finally see my matches
>best matches are cute SJW tumblr types
I will die alone.
Tokyo
>huge
>clean
>safe
>exciting
>everyone watches anime
>no brown people
>girls love white guys
>english teacher jobs are comfy and pay decent
why haven't you emigrated yet?
>>25822666
You retarded weeb dont know shit about tokyo
>>25822666
The only thing you got right was 'huge'.
>>25822666
>no brown people
back to /pol/ with you. You can fantasize about how hot Asian women want your obese sweaty acne ridden body their, while doing the Nazi salute and rage posting about white power and immigrants.
>be kid
>discover that I have a crush on a girl in my class
>tell my friends and family about her
>they all make fun of me
>never tell her how I feel because I think I'd be ridiculed and bullied by her as well
>repeat a few times over the years
>am now 20 yo bitter kissless virgin who's afraid of women
>is self aware of the problem now
>does nothing to start fixing it
Nice.
>>25822631
>fixing your problems
Get a load of this normalfag
>>25822597
Kill family
Kill friends
????????
Profit!
Hahahaha
No friends anymore, no girlfriend, my parents are disgusted of me.
I'm supposed to be sad but instead I feel a great relief.
I tried so hard to be a normie but the only satisfaction it brought me is,
AH I CAN PRETEND TO BE NORMAL AND PEOPLE LIKE ME.
I promise all of you that you'll find a gf someday if you use your intelligence and manipulate people all around you.
But that shit doesn't last you'll get tired of her because we are fucking robots we are not meant for this world
Now nothing is holding me back on this earth
I'll wait until the sadness is too overwhelming and I'll end it smoothly
Until then if somebody want to talk or advice whatever I'm here I've nothing else to do
>>25822476
there is only one more question to ask. die alone or take others with you?
>>25822476
>fantastic planet
Disturbing movie desu
>>25822510
I can't even feel hatred for other people
They just can't help it, we are just big apes in the end
How old were you when you realised Stacy was an unobtainable goal?
I already knew it in kindergarden
Subconsciously I always knew but I really learned in late middle school early highschool
>>25822212
Why would you even want a Stacy?
Luckily quite early so i never pulled a Garret.
1 year ago using the word "fembot" would make you a pariah on /r9k/. Nobody, NOBODY thought women had anything to do here because we knew they turn everything they touch into shit.
Now everybody seem okay with women coming here. Why is that?
It's actually waxed and waned over the few years, but it is a definite rise from last year around this time. I blame thirsty faggots. Starve the bitches out next time.
It should be noticed that a lot of colleges are still on winter break, normies have been and will continue to dissipate as spring rolls in, and then explode once more once June rolls around.
>>25822195
>/r9k/ IS MY AUTISTIC FROGPOSTING SAFESPACE WHERE NORMIES/ROASTIES/WOMEN/MINORITIES/"OTHER" GROUPS CAN'T TRIGGER ME
easiest way to spot Reddit
>>25822289
i hope you speak the truth
Who else feels guilty for being white? I have no delusions about my privilege.
I'm a Slav and I feel ashamed when being lumped together with those cucks too.
>>25821919
I feel ashamed for you being ashamed
>>25821919
nah i have no guilt, why would I?
I was born white, I didn't decide it.
Guy:
>I like girls that are cute and sweet, petite and slim, but still have big boobs, a slim waist but still a round butt, that look like wearing make up while not wearing make up, long hair and cute, sweet, girly, that want to be submissive housewifes and stay-at-home moms but also not care if I actually have enough money to support her then or not, because then she'd be a hypergamous golddigger and totally not cute, did I mention how important it is that she is cute?
Girl:
>I like guys that are over 6 feet tall!
Guy:
>OMIGOD YOU FUCKING WHORE DON'T YOU KNOW HOW THAT HURTS, MEN KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF GRILLS LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING ROASTIE REEE!!!!!111
>>25821812
Bate like dis deserves at least one reply
Girl
>I like guys that are outgoing and confident, buff and fit, but still have big dick, a six pack but still a tall, that look like wearing make up while not wearing make up, long hair and/or perfect hairline, toughsweet, manly, that want to be submissive to me yet subsequently dominant and earns a six-figure salary regardless of age or born rich but also not care if I actually have enough money to support him then or not, because then he'd be a man with standards
Guys:
>I like girls, please don't be overweight, but I will deal with it anyway.
Girls
>OMIGOD YOU FUCKING MYSOGINIST DON'T YOU KNOW HOW THAT HURTS, WOMEN KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF MEN LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING MANLET DICKLET KEKLET REEE!!!!!111
FIXED
10/10?
>>25821935
>guys that are outgoing and confident, buff and fit, but still have big dick, a six pack but still a tall, that look like wearing make up while not wearing make up, long hair and/or perfect hairline, toughsweet, manly, that want to be submissive to me yet subsequently dominant and earns a six-figure salary regardless of age or born rich but also not care if I actually have enough money to support him then or not, because then he'd be a man with standards
I haven't heard a girl say this yet or anything resembling this.
How can I get a girlfriend who looks pure but is actually a huge slut?
it can be done,
but you can't get one, if that's what you're asking
>>25821744
conventions
>>25821744
1. Get a girlfriend who looks pure
2. That's it.
What will you be doing for valentine's day, /r9k/?
>>25821659
when is that?
>>25821659
>less than a month
oh shit
>>25821659
Kill my self prolly. Cry a ton at least.
>constantly post pretending I'm a retarded European to stir up my fellow American posters
Who else here /devilish/?
>>25821611
>samefag as both /pol/ style white nationalists and intelligent negroes
>am actually native american
S A T A N I C
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>>25821611
Sometimes I pretend to be a nigger to stir up white posters
But once when I was on a Europe vs America thread I got accused of being one without even trying. Before i knew it I was getting at least three people replying with Tyrone and single comebacks. All I did was leave a post about economic slavery and the war on drugs, stupid rich bois
>>25822135
>single mom comebacks
>tfw even Comic Book Guy has a qt gf and you still don't
it's a scripted series
>>25821606
The guy who came up with the idea of giving him such a qt girlfriend is probably lonely and fat himself.
>>25821606
Half of Simpsons these days is: "-What if character X meets his/her BFF?"
>catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror
>immediately contemplate suicide
>>25821303
>tfw sister and parents put all the mirrors in the hallway etc. away, because I always was extremely depressed after looking into one
Finally they realized Im ugly
I DON'T HAVE FUCKING BODY DYSMORPHIA MOM I JUST CAN'T LOOK AT MY OWN FACE WITHOUT RECOILING AND NEITHER CAN ANYONE ELSE
>thinking of making a dating website profile since I cannot meet anyone in real life
>need a picture for my profile
>take picture
>delete
>take picture
>delete
>take picture
>delete
>take picture
>delete
>take picture
>delete
>go back into bed
>put head under pillow and cry while praying for death to whisk me away
