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young normie here, I have to deal with a crappy family for at least another year, I don't have any mental or financial problems but can't deal with family, is it worth trying out neet life? How much do I get payed and how long does it last until I'll have to sudoku?
>>25815317
how do they eat if their mouths are stuck open like that
>>25815382
They don't eatthey drain
>>25815317
what the fuck are the point of those things?
They literally can't do anything but whack things with their heads and necks.
At what age is a man at his peak?
>>25814907
34-40
before 34 he is still developing on all levels
after 40 he is on the decline.
at like 40 years old
>>25814907
10, before the pubes arrive.
What's up robots?
I, a normie, has found my way onto this board. Ask me anything.
>>25814823
how are you?
Is it nice to be here?
>>25814870
I'm doing well, thanks
"Nice" is far too general a term to apply. There is a range of emotions I experience looking at this board, though I'd say it's nearly always enjoyable.
I'm bumping this thread just to shit up the board :^D
also you're not a normie if you need validation from the lowest of males possible who have no other place on the net to cry about their inferiority. you're just as sad as we are and don't even realise it
>this bad lighting makes me look ugly
just b urslf bb
>remember that one time we had fun
>So I was talking to this guy/girl/prospective sexual partner at work today, *giggle*
>Chad is better than me in every conceivable way
not every way OP. you're better at being a virgin.
>>25814435
A-atleast i'm better at videogames
My threads are even better, anon.
What do you think of my HTML and CCS + Javascript homework guys?
I've put a lot of effort into this. We have to give a presentation to whole class on monday.
>>25814263
Please ignore the weird spelling in places. I had a huge boner while I was writing it. I'll fix it tonight
+ I wanted to add more pictures but depending on the resolution the images keep getting moved around. so I can only have one :(
Edgy text.
> mfw I submitted a ponyfag website during sophomore CompSci class
Fuck I'd completely forgotten. Thanks asshole.
im killing myself with helium
i live in Canada. how do i get the supplies? im trying to find cpap equipment but everywhere i look is shitty or they need a prescription on file.
just let a train drive over your neck it's much easier and faster
>>25814184
im too scared. what if someone sees me and tries to stop me? What if some freak accident happens and i fuck it up
i just want to use helium, i've thought about which method is best for a long time.
>>25814151
Take the hose from a vacuum cleaner, duct tape one end to the helium, and the other end to your mouth.
Simple as that
>you will NEVER be American
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25814021
I prefer being Canadian desu senpai.
>>25814021
>move too americker
>get fat
>buy gun
Mishin acomplish
>>25814047
>americker
haha good one
What do you do for fun, robots?
What's the /r9k/ approved hobby list?
>video games
>fapping
>shitposting
>anything posted about on /tg/
>animation
>programming
>electronics
All I do is browse this shithole and sleep.
>>25814000
>fapping
>Fallout 4
>/mlp/craft
>/int/craft
>browsing /b/
>browsing /pol/
>browsing /mlp/
>browsing /r9k/
>occasionally browsing /x/
Daily reminder your life will still be the same in 2016.
Current date: 17th January 2016 tik tok losers. It'll be 2017 before you know it
>>25813986
Is it really a daily reminder if you haven't posted it at all before?
>>25814024
Its going to be a daily reminder. Im going to post this EVERYDAY. Prepare to see half a year go by in a blink of an eye while you post pic related when you couldve done something about it
>>25814067
You'll probably give up in a week like every other "daily reminder." Two months tops.
>tfw just found out that 13 year old brother has a gf
>tfw 22 and never had a gf
end it all lads
>>25813963
iktf anon
my younger cousin is 16 and had 3 gf already
he is almost a year with the last one
im 22 in two months and still hhkv
mfw I saw pics of them kissing at midnight at new years party
>>25813963
I feel sorry for the kid, he'll never know the joy of waifus
>>25813963
Can you get your brother to give us some advice?
>date girl for 4 years
>break up 16 months ago
>havent spoken to her since
>decide to check her tumblr for the first time since we broke up
>read all the posts about how much she loves her bf and all the other cutesy and sex shit
haha fucking kill me senpai
It fucking sucks bro i know ahhhhhhhhh
Your fault for falling for the companionship meme.
I find that it's easiest to think that they're either extremely stupid or simply very "in the moment" type of people. That if you skip forward 5 years, she'll be with another guy saying and legitimately feeling the same things.
It's got less to do with the actual person and more about her relationship with the "IDEA" of relationships. ie; very juvenile, or just constantly distracted
What's the matter Anon? Are you scared you might like it?
>>25813725
Hold still for a second there.
>>25813766
Traps are disgusting but your response is fucking Reddit
Pic related is (you)
something tells me sex with a trap wouldn't smell too great...
What would you do if a girl raped you?
>you were roofied
>you came inside her without a condom
men can't be raped
>>25813705
rape her back if pic related
>you were roofied
>you came inside her without a condom
are the two of those physically possible when put together? a roofie acts like a depressant and knocks you the fuck out. would your body even be able to get hard in that state? cumming seems like it would be nearly impossible too
Want to meet a girl from here
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>>25813686
Well it's kind of tricky because you can't explicitly make threads about it. They get deleted.
>>25813686
>fembot
Shiggy diggy
