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Post your favourite femanon in this thread.
>>25809828
is that some /soc/ whore?
new pic or what?
Based Pupinia
Another day another /mbti/ thread
Is the most robot type INTP or INTJ?
Vote:
http://strawpoll.me/6562542
What is the best way to determine your MBTI type? I have taken a couple of tests and gotten INFJ both times. However, the last time I could just as easily have been INTJ
>>25809344
you've got to do some introspection, do you like to make decisions based on reason or your feelings? think of the last time you made a notable decision, what was the deciding factor?
if you're not sure or think both are true that's fine, it's not a perfect system and people tend to not evenly fit into one type all the time
ISTP, I'll cyberbully anyone that disagrees
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>codex
what is this?
How much does this image describe you?
>>25808878
Lol I've always fucking loved that picture
>>25808878
Gotta wonder what kind of lifestyle the special faggot who made this lives?
>>25808878
Whoever made that picture spends way too much time on the internet
>le wrong generation
Just kill urself OP
Who likes exhibitionism?
>>25807708
It's a fetish of mine
>>25807708
Someday a man will ask this girl to marry him and at a variable point of time later he will find this picture and it will lead to an argument
She will find a way to defend it, he will stay
those cute men though
What's your spirit animal?
Greenland Shark.
I'm solated from society.
I live in a frozen workld.
No-one will come to save me.
>>25805023
a baby African Grey Parrot desu
>>25805023
doge, senpai
Never forget Elliot Rodger.
Spam all your pictures of Elliot Rodger in this Thread, in Elliot's Honour.
>>25804785
Every Elliot thread deserves a bump
though I instantly know that pic is edited.
>>25804785
Heres my fav senpai
>>25804785
Damn he had a nice jaw and chin. Why didn't he lift?
No normies allowed edition
Running Man is on lads
Porn ain't doing it for me anymore, what are my options?
>>25801200
Escorts or getting a bf.
You can always move to more extreme porn
>only Chad gets laid on Tinder
Almost no one gets laid on Tinder. Tinder is not a dating app. It is a method for converting male desperation into convenient little shots of validation for women.
In before survivorship bias laden testimonials. If you don't have statistical data don't post.
>>25792356
>Almost no one gets laid on Tinder.
[citation needed]
>>25792356
I think you should change that statement to "only Chads get matches on Tinder".
>you cant win if you dont play
This is the same way they sell the lotto.
please give me advice
>be me
>hang out with friends often
>some girls start hanging out with us
>start taking particular interest in one
>first female that I feel like I can be myself around in about a decade
>talking lots
>whatisthisfeeling.jpg
>I start constantly thinking about her, wanting to be around her and wanting her attention and I feel protective of her
>I am literally losing sleep thinking about her
>this could be my first time feeling love
>be with her and another friend. me and friend skate
>hanging out in town at like 4am nobody else around talking
>me and friend start walking her home, friend skates in front
>ask if she would go out with x or y (x and y=friends names)
>waits a few seconds then gives definitive no's for each in form of mentioning dislike able things about each followed by "why" she sounds happy
>I spill my spaghetti pretend I didn't hear it and answer a question my friend just asked me
>whatthefuck.exe
That was 2 days ago
>tomorrow her another grill and some guy friends are meeting at my house, parents out house to my self fuckyes.mp3
>plan on going to beach and then a music festival thing by the beach
>I still don't even know what she thinks about me and tomorrow is the last time I can she her for a while but I dont want this to end I just want to spend my time with her
What the fuck do I do
You're overthinking it anon
Just ask her the fuck out already
Grow some balls you manchild
>>25812202
Your greentext was written pretty poorly.
But anyway, just go for it? What do you have to lose?
>>25812218
What's the matter chad, did stacey kick you to the couch tonight?
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how did you accept yourself?
i just can't get over how pathetic my life is.
>>25812130
>stop comparing yourself to other people
>start trying to improve yourself little by little each day
>make a journal where you list your mini accomplishments each day
by the end of the year, the "you" then would be so much better than the "you" now
learn to appreciate yourself
>>25812176
>mini accomplishments
like not failing to do something a 12 yo could do?
and read that over and over?
>>25812212
I SAID DONT FUCKING COMPARE YOURSELF
UNDERSTAND ME SOLDIER?
>join anime skype chat full of robots
>ask them what they do for a living, just to see their autistic
>"uhhhhhhhhh well right now I'm looking for a job haha..."
>check profile
>autistic Japanese name
>avatar is of a Japanese school girl
>lists themselves as a female when it is damn clear that they are a greasy fucking manchild
Why is /r9k/ so god damn autistic?
what the fuck did you expect joining an anime skype group?
Skype groups are cancer. I was in few(yeah I know) and it usually turned into a huge circlejerk where people would throw out anyone who called them out on it. Like me.
>>25811985
hey fuck you that was me
It's 5:30 AM right now. Today is my 22nd birthday. I know the damage of failure is done, irreversible and deep. My life will never be that of a normal person and at best I can only hope for a prolonged survival with as little misery as possible. I have missed the crucial ingredients of the formation of a person during their youth. My father is downstairs, hopefully asleep, but his cancer is painful and keeps him awake. He too, is all too aware of my failures and I know his hope for me was abandoned years ago. We don't know what to say to each other when in the same room alone. I know he is so disappointed in me, he knows I know this. The anxiety washes over me now and my chest feels strange, like when you haven't had a cigarette in too long and tour body knows it. There are no tears left in me, and I am only numb. Truly, the contents of this thread will have no affect on any aspect of my situation or console my mind one bit.
Wish me a happy birthday.
I'm by no means perfect or the greatest person. I've trolled this board a few times, I used to be a real shitty person. Just once though I would like to help someone, to actually help change them for the better. I used to be like you op, if you actually want a real friend let me know.
Happy birthday
lol have a gud one opee
>>25811865
Happy birthday, anon. I hope you experience good fortune in the future.
Who /fapfiend/ here?
>be me
>discovered masturbation and orgasm at age 12
>masturbated almost every day since then
>fap to porn, thinking about girls I know, hentai, my imagination, the subject isn't really important
>around age 14 I started masturbating to wake myself up and again to help me get to sleep
>as I got older I masturbated more and more
>some days I would just fap all day, literally
>wake up, fap, breakfast, fap fap fap, lunch, fap fap fap, dinner, fap fap fap fap, sleep
>I got a girlfriend briefly but she dumped me because no sex drive
>tried nofap a few times, best I ever got was 3 days
>fapped on busses, on trains, in other peoples' houses, in the back seat of the car
>I would often ask to go to the toilet in school just to go to the bathroom and fap
>I am now 19 and autistic as they come
>fap a minimum of 4 times a day, some days will hit 15 times
>anything will set me off, even just a cute sounding girl's name
>the cum always goes into my underwear
>my dick is always red and sore, sometimes it starts to bleed, but I don't care I fap through the pain. It also stinks
>there is a visible difference in size between my right and left arm
I hate myself. I want to stop fapping forever. I want a healthy sex drive. I want the skin on my dick to have a chance to heal, it looks pretty fucked up right now. I want to be able to come from a handjob or a blowjob and I want to one day come inside a beautiful girl. Every time I try to stop, I manage to convince myself that it's fine and that I can do it just this once, but as soon as I fap once, I'll fap 10 more times that day. The fact that I can instantly get the instant gratification of an orgasm almost whenever I want is draining my initiative and I can see my life disappearing down the toilet along with my cum-soaked tissues. Masturbation is my entire life and I fucking hate it.
>>25811773
you really need to stop or else your dick will never be able to cum if you ever have sex with a girl.
>>25811773
Nice, keep going buddy.
top kek, you're a legend OP. I challenge you to fap for a week using your other hand
No older people thread? Older people thread.
Any of you think about the past and remember stupid stuff you did or believed that makes you cringe now when you think of it?
I'll start.
When I was a teen I fell for the meme/propaganda Bush jr. was a bad president.
>>25811706
older people don't save thumbs
fuck off underage
il be 25 in 5 days
see you guys soon
>>25811706
25 in July. I worry for the day I turn 30.
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