Childhood stories thread?
I'm curious if any of you had any traumatic moments in your childhood that may explain some issues you have now.
I don't have any but very curious.
>>25807878
My father used to beat me, my sister's, my mother
He hit my hands and feet a ton, choking was pretty frequent
One time after stepping in to help my mother I got hit really fucking hard and me and my mother slept together cuddled on the floor
A day doesn't go by where I don't wish I had never been born
>be me
>seven years old
>take a bath with my baby cousin who is 8 months old
>aunt takes him out of the tub and leaves me alone for a while
>I get out without draining the tub
>go lay down to read a book
>get thirsty
>go back to bathroom with a cup for some water
>baby cousin is floating face...
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I was bit in the eye by a dog when I was 3 or 4. All I remember is the blood. I'm fine with dogs now though.
THIS
BRINGS
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CLOSER
Damn, i hated guys into choking. Totally ruined my mood during sex.
>tfw Shinji isn't alpha enough to fight back against Asuka's emotional abuse
>tfw you wouldn't be either
>>25807435
Is that supposed to be evangelion?
>"why do you look so down all the time anon, you know if something is wrong you could tell me"
>>25807416
i had to buy 2 20oz red bulls because they dont sell 40oz red bulls.
>>25807416
you're not real; just a voice in my head
>confiding in women
lol
Post the first ten songs that come up on your music device when you put it on shuffle
>Dion - Runaround Sue
>Pig with the Face of a Boy - Soviet Union
>Louis Prima - I wanna be like you
>The Black Keys - Tighten Up
>George Michael - Careless Whisper
>The Kinks - Days
>Lebo M - He Lives In You
>Charlie Daniels Band - Devil...
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>Lebo M - He Lives In You
I feel a kinship to you OP. Such a good song.
>>25807424
Thank you Anon.I do like it, though it's a bit embarrassing as I'm a 21 year old dude
1. Whitney Houston - How Will I Know?
2. Tom Waits - Step Right Up
3. Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel #2
4. Current 93 - I Remember the Berlin Boys
5. Tom Waits - 9th and Hennepin
6. The Velvet Underground and Nico - All Tomorrow's Parties
7. The Rolling Stones - 2000 Man
8. Sol Invictus - An English Garden
9. Nouns - Still Bummed
10. Lou Reed - Satellite of Love
What are you fucked up on tonight?
>Poppy tea
>Red wine
I was feeling euphoric as fuck until a girl I matched up with and was chatting with me blocked me.
Still feel good just less good so I'm having some more to drink haha
How are my robot junkie friends doing? Stop by and chat with me, I'm friendly.
>>25807393
Drinking some rum, just made about a gram of rosin, 2nites good.
>dealer is out for his moms birthday
>get antsy as fuck for a hit
>go wait at his house
>he shows up with his whole family in tow
>they see me sitting on his door step all pale and fucked up
>dealer says he doesn't know who i am
>goes inside and leaves me out there
fuck him, im a human being, i don't deserve that treatment.
>poppy tea
>posts pic of guy shooting up and thinking thats basically how hard you are for making poppy seed tea.
fuck off faggot
Why don't you just become a cop?
They get fat pensions and the job is easy...I mean, you're a civil servant and robots are already good at going unnoticed...
Plus it gives you some power.
Because fuck the police nigga
Because people will record you and repeat "AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?" everytime you pull someone over.
>>25807313
Because some of us actually have some level of dignity left.
I'm being prescribed with a friend who's going to be paid by the state to help me get out of my nest for the first time in years.
I can choose whoever I want from a list of people but I don't know what they look like so I can't just pick a qt, however if I want to I can just tell them that whoever I picked isn't working out and then pick someone else from the list in hopes for a qt. Or I can memorize the list, tell them I need some time to think about it and then go home and look them all up on facebook. Either way I'm going to get a qt.
I've...
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play scrabble
>>25807209
>Trying to pick a qt3.14
>Get flustered and ruin your meetings with over-driven emotions
Or
>Find a bro-tier buddy
>Wear helmets and water wings on adventures together
Sign up for a telemarketing job. Tell her how much fun it would be if she called some people and tried to sell them a product. Do this for 9 days and then collect her paycheck for yourself
Any robots robo-tripping tonight? Thinking of doing 600 mg of dxm but I've only done 300 mg before (and I've only done it twice, which was like a few months ago) can I handle it? What am I in for? What should I do?
>>25807184
Max kill yourself, go out and get yourself some real drugs you fucking faggot.
>>25807214
>Bragging about doing "harder" drugs
How about you kill yourself
>>25807284
Not bragging faggot. Dxm is for 13 year olds that don't know how to get weed or shrooms.
How would you react if your future daughter married a non-white?
Disown, change the clocks, cut up her cards and never speak or see from her again.
By honer killing her
I would be upset that I damned another soul to exist in this hell, so the dating issue is like...whatever. "you have no future anyway, so enjoy some brief illusory happiness, child".
/r9k/ MINECRAFT
hey you fucking degenerates, lets make a new minecraft server
I cant make it myself because i cant find a wat to portfowars my router, so one of yall gotta do it for all the robots to play some minecraft
I would be interested in hosting it. Vanilla or a certain Modpack? It would be interesting to create a perfect r9k society
>>25806651
Fuck nevermind minecraft!
who ARK here?
I'm interested. Nofunz but if someone could rent a server or host that would be cool. ;_;
>flashback to cringey awkward social situation in the past
At least my ultra autist years happened during a time before the ubiquity of Social Media.
>>25806646
>your elementary school years were so cringey and awkward that people remember that shit nearly 25 years later.
>>25806726
I guess so, dude. There is always a bright side.
>>25806767
I'm sorry dude.
Ask an alcoholic anything
OP is drunk
what is your favorite in each category of alcoholic beverage (beer, wine, rum, brandy, etc)
>>25805914
If I break a meter-long stick at four random points, what is the expected length of the largest piece?
>>25805942
Beer, whiskey, gin, vodka, wine is my top 5, I guess. Always been a beer guy, not sure why
>go out for the first time in two weeks
>go to a pizzeria i like, alone
>see a family having dinner some 2 tables away
>decent looking husband
>beautiful wife, gorgeous eyes, face, wavy honey coloured hair
>two kids
>a 5 year old or so boy, pretty well behaved and talking to his dad
>a baby on the wife's lap, the wife laughing at the baby and the baby laughing back
>i'll never have a family like that
If you're willing to learn how, you can.
>>25805656
That's the very reason they made pizzas vending machine.
>>25805671
How to stop having an ugly face?
Women are literally evil. Women are the REASON men are serial killers.
When a women is killed in a massacre, specifically Elliot Rodger's, it is justified and well deserved.
Every half decent attractive women has strict set of rules that they ALL systematically follow.
1. Absolutely never follow first on Instagram. Only follow back if he is at least semi attractive so you don't hurt your follow:following ratio.
2. NEVER say first word to guy. If he says first word - act uncomfortable, act busy, act superior.
There is a complete ugly kid I know IRL and I looked at his Instagram 'Following' and the poor kid followed 30 attractive girls and a couple Chads and NONE of them followed back. Not one. Hitting the "follow back" button was simply too hard for their "busy" lives.
Girls also created a Caste System. They made 5 levels of girls, the hottest and most desired girls were Level 5, and the uglier girls were below. The girls on Level 5 could wear whatever, however lower leveled girls were restricted to certain clothing, Level 1 girls allowed virtually almost no variety of clothing. Level 5 girls were only allowed the best Chads (whom they gave guys a scale too, most attractive guys also on Level 5 and ugly guys Level 1). Guys were only allowed on their level, so level 1 girls HAD to date level 1 guys. The girls then shared this scale with everyone and lots of girls and guys cried and felt like shit. One girl committed suicide a couple weeks later, doubt the scale was the only reason however. There was some guy drama too I think.
Girls are absolutely evil. They are completely fucking reclusive unless you're a 10/10 chad whom makes the first move.
They're fucking awful. I hate them so much, and so should any reasonable human. Even Chads share this mindset, they are justified in dying as well.
>>25805511
Elliot was a spree killer tho not a serial killer
>>25805511
>women won't follow me on instagram therefore theyre evil wahhhh
>>25805522
True, either way, both serial and spree killers are justified for taking Staceys.
What is an easy, non-expensive yet practical skill to learn?
I'm a 23 year old weeaboo autistic loser with no passions or interests other than anime and video games, I was thinking of picking up a skill and trying to learn it but nothing interest me so I guess I'll just have to try multiple things till I find one that I like.
Also don't suggest coding/programming, I tried it and it wasn't for me.
drawing is incredibly easy it just takes time which shouldn't be a problem for a loser without anything to do
Learn a language maybe
Get into Magic the Gathering. It's a good way for loner /v/irgins to make friends.