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>wasted your youth in video games and internet
>not even that good at video games
>never picked any hobbies, never developed any talent, nothing to show in order to demonstrate social value
>even if you have the willpower to pick a hobby now you'll forever be lagging behind everyone else including 16 years old kid in positive environment
JUST
>>25799820
>all your teenage/young adult memories are from chatting with online friends
>mfw every hobby take a gazillion hour to become enjoyable
>kids have been practicing since they are 6
FUCK
>>25799820
fuck that guy deserved death
any indian/muslim bros get an arranged marriage wife? is it nice? what is the sex life like? can you beat them if they cause problems?
>pic related: also kill, kiss, or marry?
What a race of cucks. I live in the west and even her the only way indian and muslim dudes get any girls is through arranged shit. All of their women go for white dudes
Source: girlfriend is pakistani and "hates brown dudes because they're creepy"
God damn. What country is that in?
What ethnicity are those fine females?
>>25799323
>All of their women go for white dudes
>tfw white with a muslim arab wife
Though we did get married so she could come here to live, but we get on well.
Robots, tell me about your dream life and what's holding you back from getting it
I want
>To live in a small cheap home, on a large plot of land, in the mountains, in a small town with a lot of families
>To marry someone with a similar career to me, and one of will work M-W and the other W-F, from 7am to 5pm
>To have a bunch of random livestock, pick up tonnes of hobbies, like leathermaking, cheesemaking, woodworking, etc
>Cross country ski and do lots of cozy outdoors things
>When we have extra money, travel
>Have a big family. The kids can sell and make products and sell them instead of getting an allowance
>Raise happy, passionate people.
What's holding me back is
>Can't find someone who want to join me in creating this life
I can work hard and get a good career
Get anything to achieve this
But beyond just working to make myself better, there is no direct path to finding a partner. It is all a game of luck, and I'm not a lucky person, especially because I am not a social person.
>>25798175
I want
>I want to be successful
>I would like a GF
>I want to make my parents proud
What's holding me back is
>a toxic cycle of self-pity
>an inferiority complex
>a grandiosity complex
>an inflated ego
>>25798699
I don't know. I'm a femanon, I'm not fat. I don't put any effort into hair and stuff, but at least I'm not fat. I can hold a good conversation, have money to support those who need it, and am very accepting. I think maybe someone autistic would be good. Anyone I truly connect with in life is ASD.
I made this for you, r9k.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S5IQZU359U
Your voice is nice.
>>25796943
no it's not it's croaky, too much in the throat
>>25796943
Thanks.
I like reading the threads aloud. It makes them seem so much funnier.
Who is your favorite school shooter and why??
>>25793977
you hopefully, do your duty anon
School shooter: Cho
Shooter in general: Dylan Roof
Elliot is the only shooter i sympathise for
i watch all of his videos at least once a day
i can relate to so much
>have asperger's
>about to graduate from college
>just learned that people shouldn't wear tennis shoes and sneakers everywhere
>finally realized that I dress like an autist
Fucking hell, what other crazy shit have I missed out on? :( why did no one tell me about these things?
>>25786518
You haven't understood autism shoes properly at all
Shoes in the STYLE of pic related are autism shoes, not all sneakers.
Other classic examples of autism are baggy cargo shorts, cheap, shapeless blue dad jeans, military boots, and hiking shoes.
>>25786518
>autism shoes
You realize that's what we've been saying all alone?
>>25786518
How did you never notice? I noticed that shit when I was in elementary school...
What's stopping you from going insane?
>>25805371
My constant state of internal rage.
>>25805386
Won't that lead to insanity on its own?
>>25805443
Not really, I only get frothing-at-the-mouth angry when I see something that truly offends my sensibilities. Otherwise it's pretty cool, although I can have rages that last for hours sometimes and then it's kinda hard to get anything done.
>meet a guild of cool people in an online videogame
>"this guild requires use of a microphone"
at least you got to the part where you wanted to join a guild
I can't play games with people online unless it's all with strangers
it's too much pressure and responsibility to be in a guild or play with the same people all the time
tfw you have a deep voice but dont like talking and english isnt your main language
>>25805241
Underage or is this about being a grill?
Anybody else terrified of sex?
I'm terrified of vaginas and with good reason
>>25805165
Why be terrified? All you're doing is awkwardly mashing your genitals into her genitals to the soundtrack of fat and skin slapping together for about 10 minutes until you lazily slop out a spoonful of white liquid, crawl off of her and then hand her a towel so she can wipe your mess off of her yeast-ridden fish-smelling throat cancer-giving slit before slinking into the bathroom to further push out your remains from her pit of fuck before she spends the day waiting for you to feed her and keep her amused while you sit there in the back of your mind wondering if you gave her even a semblance of pleasure, not realizing that all she wants is money or status or some sense of control over you.
Yes. Here's how I imagine it would go like for me:
>somehow get a girl to want to have sex with me
>pull out dick
>put it in
>cum in ~5 seconds
>"OMG anon, what are you a virgin?!"
>y-yes
>laughed at for all eternityMy best bet is that she'll think it's cute and want me to try again, but I'm not sure how likely that is
Anyone know if this was real? It seemed different than most /r9k/ suicide troll posts? Any ideas? I'ts been stuck in my head for the last week. For anyone who missed it basically his g/f offed herself and he went the next day
>>25804769
Seems fake, women rarely actually kill themselves, they just make 'attempts' for attention.
>>25804769
I remember that, last sunday wasn't it?
Hopefully he's in a better place now, and didn't fuck it up
>>25804769
Heres part of his greentext
>Have appendix removal last week
>Under general anaesthesia
>Slowly waking up
>still delirious
>First thing I ask the doctor is "Are you a cuckold?"
What the fuck is this place doing to me
>>25804544
What was his response? :3
filthy cuck doctor
Hahaha. What did he say?
invited: NEET's
not invited: normalfags
I'm NEET but trying to get a job after 4 months of doing nothing.
>>25804502
22 year old neet, 4 years of it
looking for people to play vidya with and stuff, ask for email or skype if you want
>>25804528
>4months
>neet
so i just confronted my girlfriend about something.
>be me beta college student
>finally got qt gf cause im funny and smart and im a lead vocalist in a band
>we have fun and it's a really nice relationship
>after say 7 months she started acting weird one night after hanging out with her friends
>confront her about it and she was nice enough to tell me she had sex with one guy in a club
>she says she's sorry and begs for forgiveness
>as she said that i was just like "oh" and stood up for a while
>went straight to the bathroom filled the bathtub with water and just screamed underwater until i can't anymore
>went out and she's still sobbing and asking for forgiveness
>i went straight to my laptop and just google image searched "cute kittens" and just staring at the page
>mfw i can't feel anything anymore after she said that
>mfw she's still crying outside my room while im shitposting on r9k
i was depressed and suicidal before i met her. she made me so happy. when she told me this just 30 mins ago something broke. i can't feel anything anymore. i can't think of anything worth living for right now.
help
>>25804495
go to sleep faggot
Kill her
It will make everything better
>>25804495
>be college student and not dropout
>qt gf
Stopped reading there.
Why are you on r9k again?
What are some essential robotcore films
>pic very much related
A boy and his dog.
Surprise ending robots will cheer at.
>>25804271
whys the poster look like something out of the 70s?
as for robot movies i might say paris, texas or the old brazil film.
Her.
Fucking great movie senpaitachi.
Why do people think of death like its something to look forward to?
I'm a sad creature but if I ever found myself in a situation like (pic related),
I'd literally go ape-shit.
I'd get up and run around biting everybody.
What would you, ROBOTS, do to get out of a situation like this?
I'd fucking fight.
Struggle or run or something.
You'll have to fucking fill me with lead to get me to stop.
Not slitting my neck or setting me on fire.
>>25804127
Those people have been kept hostage for long periods of time. Constantly tortured which would eventually erode their desire to rebel until they submit and accept death as the inevitable force that it is.
I'd follow the script just like those people did
