>39.6c fever
>Started hallucinating
>live alone
I'm scared robots, don't kill me
I all ready called the doctor
He'll be over soon :)
>>25804111
>39.6c fever
That doesn't sound too bad.
>source: American
>>25804130
I don't know I don't know the
>>>/soc/
We know who you are coons.
>>25804080
The guy on the left wants to be white so bad from the last thread he made keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
oh boy oh man oh boy
>>25804080
>tfw they never post their cock
>just found out my relatives on one side of the family were legit refugees
>middle class/rich, but still refugees
Hmm, I mean I know a lot of Americans are descended from refugees, but I didn't think I was. I mean they were pretty rich so they're not anything like Syrian rapists, but still.
Are you so autistic that you don't realize people shitting on refugees are refering solely to the Syrian refugees and not your family?
I'm not being a dick but that's really uninteresting
You are so fucking retarded OP
Hello 4chan this will be my last time here on 4chan and I shall tell you why so that you too can change your life, get someone to like you.
please don't, literally no one gives a fuck about your advice. leave.
I'd love to hear your advice, please share.
Please don't.
This is going to be some power of positive thinking bullshit or, something about lucking into a relationship.
Can we just have an anime thread? A thread where we talk about anime? The only thing that takes us from the hellish nightmare of our current lives into an escape. Discuss all things anime related here.
>>25803821
Been watching Fate Zero this weekend. I probably should have watched it before I watched both seasons of UBW, but whatever. Gilgamesh is just as much of a dick as he was in Unlimited Blade Works except he's not a manlet.
Why was he a manlet in UBW anyway?
~UGUU thread?
~UGUU thread.
Bitches love the ~UGUU
ive seen a lot of posts about robots meditating. how many of you guys do this?
im sort of interested in trying it out, but i dont fully understand the concept or the practice.
is there any particular music, or do you perfect silence? i know binaural beats are a thing but that sorta seems like a hoax
also assume that this is all without drugs, as im too autistic to obtain any
hello is this thing on ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
i have been listening to this and it has really done nothing for me
>>25803725
/x/ here.
Most of what Westerners refer to as meditation is actually yoga most of the time, if you're in a given asana and breath control is a factor (pranayama).
The concept varies from particular tradition to particular tradition. Generally speaking the idea is liberation from...something, from as simple as desire to as complex and cosmological as breaking the wheel of samsara. Start off with something like Hatha Yoga or Shiva Samhita.
I'd recommend most beginners work without music...
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Does she like me?
I said that I feel kind of mean to her because I tease her non stop and she said this and I genuinely feel a bit overwhelmed.
I'm going to meet up with her and spend the weekend with her as well fairly soon, she said she can't wait. but constantly I am scared she is friendzoning me.
I mean, we talk all day everyday, about everything pretty much. I called her on new years eve purely on impulse (absolute madman) and we talked from 2am to 6am.
I need the normiest of normies, the Chaddest of Chads, to tell me if she likes me...
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>>25803639
>but constantly I am scared she is friendzoning me.
lmao
>being scared of getting friendzoned when you're already in it
Normie here
Sounds like She likes you
Make a move when you spend the weekend together or it will be the friendzone
Send her a corn emoji.
I will know whether she likes you or not based on her response to it.
I just saw this guy on the bus today. He was holding up a sign that said "Google "epic beard man"".
He's really petty. Even before I talked to him he was telling some other passenger how famous he was. I turned to him out of pity and told him that I recognized him and said "the epic beard man?" and he said "yeah" and started rambling to me.
Even before that he said "hey, you're looking beautiful princess" and then he said "if you think I'm talking to you, then I'm talking to you". Then...
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Anyone who beats up a black man is okay in my book
>>25803586
Anyone who beats up a white man is great in my book.
>>25803586
But he never even served in vietnam. I just googled him. He was lying. And he was tazered for brekaing the law earlier that year
>went outside to bring up the groceries mom bought to apartment
>cute girl is holding the door open for me as she is going inside the same time I am
>I say "thanks"
>she says "no problem" in cute girl voice
Anyone else blessed with a good feel this saturday?
>>25803516
>two days ago I tell my oneitis that I hate her and I'm going to kill myself
>i want to kill myself, sleep 17 hours
>she blocks me, understandably
>talk to a different girl I met on tinder yesterday
>we had an awkward first date but now she's DTF and she wants to call me daddy
>been sexting this girl since
feel pretty good
>>25803621
How do I use tinder if I don't have a phone?
>>25803701
Well i'm pretty sure you need a phone to create one (you run an android emulator or something),
but you could also use flamite which is a chrome extension (or app or whatever) if you already have an accnt.
Cheers mate!
If I were to give you advice about it, don't spend too much time talking to the person on tinder.
Pass a few jokes or make brief conversation, and the immediately try to set things up. You'll save a lot of heartbreak that way/
I hope he doesn't end up leaving me soon
too bad, whore
you know what you did
>>25803484
>tumblr
He ought to
>tfw he left me for a 15 year old with massive tits
>at work
>stacy coworkers make fun of me
REEEEEEEE
That just means she likes you, anon
>>25803285
but it was all of them
here's a greentext
>work at country club catering
>party from a hair salon
>this one chick is wearing practically nothing
>one of my female coworkers makes a comment
>I laugh
>they all assume I'm smiling at the half-naked chick
>"Oh my god, I've never...
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bump
any similar experiences?
Check out that dank dank dark color fambois
I'm sippin
>>25803234
how bad does that shit taste? i heard it's pretty nasty. like worse than vanilla extract(that shit you'd drink in elementary school to get drunk).
>>25803234
I'm jelly tbqh. I've never actually tried poppy tea but I had a mild heroin habit since this past October but I quit 2 weeks ago because I'm possibly gonna have some drug tests coming up.
Definitely gonna give it a try in a month or so
>>25803277
It doesn't taste as bad as that actually. It just tastes like dirty water. If you want a sample of how it tastes like just ask an African child for the best water available in his village.
Who /hip hop/ here?
The early 90s angry hip-hop really hits the right notes for me. It just feels so fucking great to listen to. I wish I had musical talent so I could vent the pent up frustrations of my people (beta males)
In some ways, black people and betas are the same really.
>>25803218
>In some ways, black people and betas are the same really.
Whatever you say chief. Why don't you start out by writing some poetry, and that'll give you a feel for spitting rhymes. Then you could get some software that you can write beats with, then set up a youtube channel, then be happy and fulfilled. It doesn't have to be good at all, because you can remain anonymous.
I like the early 90s west coast stuff. A lot of that is probably because of nostalgia for the 90s, though. Same reason I love GTA San Andreas.
FULL CLIP
DO YOU WANNA MESS WITH THIS?
I just want a qt bf, the only guys who ever talk to me are just awk neets. ;_; Why am I destined to be alone??
>tfw no bf
>>25802859
Your picture was me today.
Feels good.
>>25802859
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE ROBOTS
DON'T REPLY TO THIS FUCKING SHITTY BAIT
>>25802859
just kill me already, please, I can't take any more of these reminders.
>MMMMM THROAT CANCER
>>25802855
It's worth the risk bro.A woman could only maintain interest in someone from /r9k/ if they knew good oral.
When I first read about that I spent an hour laughing and linking it to every normie i knew. One of the sluts in high school had HPV and half of the class sucked her eggs.
>>25803074
Where is this now? I too wish to have a good laugh.