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Which one would u date?
>>25802611
any... prefer one of the short ones, then left, then right
I would shoot them all, including the literal meme characters behind them.
>you will never have a reverse gangbang of hot materialistic midget Stacie's scooping out their warm cum out of their vaginas as they lay about intimidated by your long legs
Why even live?
This is what I am having for dinner (brownie with ice cream)
Am I
A. An autist?
B. A fat fuck?
C. A neet?
D. All of the above?
You're a piece of shit, cunt
E. An attention whore
Nobody cares
>>25802670
>>25802680
nope, wrong. fuckin retards
MY TIME IS NOW
IT'S LONG OVERDUE
DO IT, YOU WONT!
A T T E N T I O N W H O R E
qqq
>>25802501
evan turner lookin ass
>tfw only standard for a gf is a big butt
Well you automatically fucked yourself because white girls don't even have butts, let alone big ones
>>25802860
He didn't say white girls. get out the house you faggot.
>>25803524
>that
>big
oi ue
How do I make sure my kid has big dick genetics as he gets older? I have an average dick and I don't want him to feel the same insecurities i felt.
>>25802136
Nothing hope his mother has the big sick gene
>>25802136
8/10 I keked at pic related
>>25802163
>big sick gene
>son comes out a sick ass cunt
fucking radical
>you'll never meet tay tay
>you'll never see her up close
>you'll never smell her
>you'll never touch her
>you'll never sleep with her
>>25802115
Doesn't she fuck black guys now?
>>25802132
yep, rumor has it she's going into porn to do BLACKED exclusively
>>25802167
No! tay-tay is pure, she may be burning coal but she will never video tape it
Why are females so useless at everything except spreading their legs?
Because that's all they need to do in life so they never develop on any other front than spreading their legs, and centuries of this has left them genetically dumb at anything else than spreading their legs
>>25801974
what a sad existence indeed.
>>25801939
Do you have the link to that article, im trying to convince someone that patreatchy is the only option for society but i need sorces
I finally got a gf lads. Feels gud
All I want to let you know is that it's worth whining about, she's fixed most of my problems
You're gonna need a bigger clever bait
I finally got a gf and I think I have zero attraction towards her. I would rather be going out with a guy.
>>25801915
I know this. I'm not stupid. There are 2 options to end a robot's misery.
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Overcome your sexual desires and live your life without porn or sexual stimuli; like as you were as an innocent child
When will 4chan learn the fucking difference between traps and trannies?!
"Trap" is just the catch-all phrase for cross dressers now.
It really doesn't matter.
>>25801832
Hey OP normalfag here. Care to explain the difference? Nice dick anyway, wouldsuck/10
>>25801896
A trap is a cross-dresser who attempts to look feminine enough to pass as a girl, hence "trap". A tranny is a gay who's gender is female and usually who has fake tits, and never included in threads but a fake pussy.
What would /r9k/'s attitude towards these girls be if they succeeded?
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a52238/brooke-higgins-sienna-johnson-colorado-shooting/
>>25801809
but they didn't so fuck off
>>25801809
>if they succeeded?
LMAO
M
A
O
They only pretended to plan one for the attention. Hell if they actually did it after the first shot they'd complain of a broken wrist from the recoil of that 22LR handgun.
i want to rape the one on the right, pin her down and force my 9 inch cock into her tight Virgin pussy. Kissing her neck and moving down to sucking on her cute B cup Tits. Rip off her shirt while she squirms. Cum on her face, and force her to lick her pussy juice off my cock.
What does /r9k/ think about consensual incest between adults who don't have kids together?
Kind of romantic? Not too sure
>>25801760
Eh, so long as they don't reproduce.
>>25801830
this. It's the only thing actually bad about incest.
You can fug your sister as long as you both use protection.
Hell, I'd fuck my sister if she would stob being a 300lb blob of fat and fell in love with me. Both things which are less likely to happen than me winning the powerball.
one of the only things that makes me feel happy any more is looking at cute pictures of anime girls.
do any other anons feel the same way?
Yui is cute
>>25802380
Yes. I do feel the same way.
As Salaam Alaikum brothers and sisters
>>25801678
walaikum salaam
>>25801678
Walaikum aslaam
ana la muslim, ana darastu al arabiyah
>>25801678
Ishnu-dal-dieb.
Any fellow enlightened robots up?
I just talked to my parents about how amazing i find it how we came out of this planet in these incredibly complex bodies to play this game called reality or life. how can you not be amazed by this if you hold the thought of how it would be much simpler for there to be nothing at all yet we live on this paradise like rock full of life and resources.
My parents got angry at me and said i should focus on the real world and not the stupid shit i read on the internet.
you sound like you're still in highschool.
>>25801686
Sounds like your a bitter old fart who can't comprehend the amazing/pointlessness of reality.
>>25801661
>Focus on the real world
And what do they know about the "real world" besides their commute to work and their shuffling around eating and shitting up this planet. Fucking normals. This is why I'd sooner kill myself then participate in such an arrogant stupid society. I owe you nothing and If you're too stupid to see how all of your pointless efforts are indeed truly pointless. Then you deserve to have it hit you on your deathbed, how much time you wasted kissing ass and being some managers bitch instead of looking at wonder and amazement at the reality before you.
Who /who here/ here?
Anyone got a.zip with all Elliott images?
>>25801559
few people will understand the OP, but I am one of them, so to answer your question, yes.
>>25801610
what does he mean by it?
