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I'm taking a girl out for drinks tonight that I've been talking to from tinder.
I'm sitting my pants, I never thought I'd get this far
>>25795056
when you get a gf, make sure to acknowledge you are not a robot, and never were! thank you! :^)
I wish you guys would stop posting this picture without the source.
why drinks? do you enjoy drinking? did you choose or her? what will you talk about? what will you wear? what are you going to say when she asks about your hobbies? about your family? are you going to be aggressive? are you even planning on making a move? have you ever made a move on anyone successfully?
Who /drinkingalone/ here?
cant beleive this was blockedfuck the robot
Me, like every weekend. Whatcha drinking senpai?
>>25794956
Sup r9k I am drunk
>>25796674
Good, good.
>>25796500
Cheap canned beer desu.
Why did he sell us, /r9k/?
We're we...we're we failures to him?
Where *
We're is an abbreviation of 'we are'
We're
We -re
We are
Get it?
>>25794916
>>25796165
Correct term is 'were'! Not 'where'. Not we're. WERE!
>Were we failures to him?
>>25796165
I'm positive you meant : were.
Why are you faggots not even trying in life?
trying is like, hard and stuff.
It doesn't matter, even if I try I'm not gonna get anywhere. What's the point?
>>25794910
>trying
what did he mean by this? this is a thinly veiled" just lift" thread isnt it?
>tfw some people were born smart and talented
>am dumb, useless and have no talent
>not even good at videogames despite the fact that i play them for hours a day
>not even good at videogames despite the fact that i play them for hours a day
Shit, That really hit me hard.
Sakura-chan a cute though
>not even good at videogames despite the fact that i play them for hours a day
dude...
>he thinks he's entitled to a girlfriend
>she thinks she was raped
>>25794730
>he puts pussy on a pedestal
>his favorite pony isn't Starlight Glimmer
How can femanons even compete with something like this?
Would you rather be a robot with an average dick or a fembot with a roastie?
>>25794499
That looks amazing.
>>25794499
pussies are disgusting looking
not even a fag
Stop trying to make roastie happen. It's not going to happen.
Normie here. Tell me /r9k/ why are you a massive faggot?
Not a /r9k/obot but an occasional lurker.
It's because their mentality, behavior and attitude is absolute garbage. These are the type of people that don't believe in improvement.
>>25794496
>>25794470
Lol I bet I've fucked more girls than both of you put together but still share the robot mentality
getting bullied as a child, growing up in a dysfunctional household, and having an ugly face
add them all together and you've got one introverted anxious lonely nervous wreck cocktail aged for 20+ years
Why is moot so hot?
>>25794462
Who? and the guy you posted is average at best
What is a "moot"?
>>25794462
>tfw moot will never run his fingers through your hair
I thought I escaped this shithole
I got a girlfriend, and said goodbye to my fellow robots
we lasted a month, she fucked with my emotions
she only liked me for the first 2 weeks, then she only stayed with me to protect my feelings
i told her from the start not to do anything to protect me because it's just fucked up
this is my first bad breakup
what do i do?
im turning to you for help, this isn't the first time or the last time
(pic is some random shit from my hard drive)
You're in a much better position than many of us. A girl actually liked you enough to fuck youand then proceed to fuck with you kek. I want to say "kill yourself normie" but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
>>25794480
we didn't even fuck
Just be depressed for a little while (like 2 weeks at the most) and then move on.
>tfw in this society being 18 and still a virgin is such an oddity that it's worth making a movie about
JUST
>>25794350
fuck american degenerate movies
>Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
I lost my virginity when I had just turned 18 and haven't had sex since then. I'm now 23.
How screwed am I?
taking into account that you're on /r9k/, I'd say you're not getting screwed at all
Screwed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
even being a manlet is better than having a small dick
>>25794272
whats your size, anon?
How do you deal with being in racial groups that are considered "least desirable"?(Indian, Asian male, black woman etc)
I mean I'm black and people assume If im pretty that im mixed and if I'm ugly it's because I'm black, so, it is a lose/lose in all situations. I'm not sure how my race effects my dating life considering I've never met men in traditional ways. It'd be nice to use dating sites or go up to guys I find attractive the way white girls can but meh that's life.
>>25794262
Do you like race play?
I used to go out with a black girl who loved being called a nigger fuckpet and Slave bitch and stuff like that. It was the hottest thing ever.
>>25794262
Its a meme. nobody uses online dating anyway. just go outside and meet people like a normal human bean
>>25794262
Well are you mixed black or pure black?
Imo East-African blacks or mixed ones with heritage from there tend to be prettier.
Post things that annoy you about women.
>terrible visual-spacial reasoning
Lol my gf is like this, especially when we moved into our new house this year.
"That couch isn't going to fit through that door, Anon."
>me and my buddy move the couch through the door effortlessly
"That box isn't going to fit on the top shelf of the closet, Anon."
>put box on top shelf of closet like a boss
lol :^)
>>25794271
They usually say shit like this because they don't want to watch you hurt yourself or knock things over. Many females are cautious of heavy objects.
Has nothing to do with if it's impossible or not.
Capable of wanting to be unique
Incapable of actually being it
Why don't you go cycling, elder brother?
Because It's snowy and icy outside. And I have no destination to bike to as a NEET since the food store and gym are in walking distance
guy stole my bike in last year of school and I was too beta to stand up to him.
that was like 3 years ago now.
M-mom says bikes are dangerous
