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Here how you avoid being a beta orbiter with oneitis blue balls. Keep these words in mind.
>Women want what they can't have.
Basically, stop coming across as so needy, thirsty, and desperate.
that doesn't help if you never registered as something worth having to begin with. Thanks for the useless advice as always Chad.
>>25789270
Well if you truly "aren't worth having" then you should focus on improving yourself, and forget about girls for a while.
I'm learning this the hard way.
>>25789309
who is that trouser arouser? ogrinal posty post femile
post meal
wtf disgusting keyboard
momy died
running out of things to eat
ples halp
>>25789209
Is this mayonnaise on rice, a few slices of capsicum, a cherry tomato and a scoop of some random pre-packaged supermarket salad shit?
Which countries have you traveled to?
>>25788870
Parents were poor, never been outside America.
Mommy pressured me to go to that "Free 10 days in Israel" program for Jews, but I declined because I knew I'd be miserable due to sleep deprivation, like I was when I went to weekend retreats with the Jewish youth groups in high school, and was kept up most of the night by people fucking around
>>25788870
USA, Canada, Australia, Thailand, Japan, Cambodia
>>25788870
Ireland
Iceland
Spain
Portugal
Croatia
Germany
Hungary
Switzerland
Slovenia
France
Belgium
How is it possible that alcoholics in media are cool buff guys while in reality most alcoholics would be mostly unfit slob like looking losers?
>>25788760
Just another addiction that's been wrongfully romanticized.
Should I go buy another bottle of bourbon?
Villain alcoholics are usually portrayed as pure trash while hero alcoholics are usually portrayed as just struggling with their addiction.
A hold over from when alcoholism was associated with masculinity, which it was, very unambiguously, at least in the US from the 19th century onward. Ever seen how they drink in Mad Men? That was pretty representative of how american men used to think about drinking; it used to be macho.
I'd also argue that while the drinking culture is dying quickly in the middle class and richer, it's still alive and well among blue collar men.
How much should you have by 21?
>tfw 10k in bank
Consider that most americans have less than 1k in the bank at any time.
>24
>$23 in bank
check your money privileged shitlord
>>25788186
ITT: Idiots letting money sit in shitty interest savings instead of investing it.
This is why you're all dirtypoor faggots
It's that time again! Which fine lady do you choose to be with?
>tfw I've always been attracted to monsters and aliens more than humans
the black girl, look at dat ass man
Tar'zebesh, best girl.
Anyone been on em?
Prozac, Zoloft etc.
Care to describe how you changed (if it all) and if it were beneficial or not?
How do you feel/change gradually?
I was put on something else and then prozac. I was also on seroquel at one point which was the worst couple of months of my life, couldn't really distinguish waking from sleeping + all I wanted to do was sleep.
Prozac basically numbed my emotions so highs werent as high and lows werent as low. Didn't work for me and now that I'm off it I definitely feel better a lot of the time but perhaps that was due to an LSD trip.
The experience differs from person to person though, they might work for you.
>>25787660
>Prozac basically numbed my emotions so highs werent as high and lows werent as low. Didn't work for me and now that I'm off it I definitely feel better a lot of the time but perhaps that was due to an LSD trip.
That's what I wish to become, totally numb and emotionless.
On Lexapro, It's alright. I don't cry ever anymore.
>>25787660
My nigga. Antipsychotics feel like shit. Been on Seroquel among others.
Are Middle Easterners intrinsically retarded and rapists?
Nearly all of them have some weird complex about women, even the ones who don't rape.
They are always superbeta or aggressive fags. What's wrong with them?
>>25787501
Religions fucked them up
>>25787501
>Implying theres something wrong with rape
Cuck
>>25787785
Arab detected
it's that time again
eggman appreciation thread
i appreciate how eggman shot up a school and never got caught.
>>25786657
this 2bqh familia
>>25786700
Our favorite psychopath lives to kill another day. Have fun, Eggy!
Stop being dominated by your biological urge to mate, arcanines. Plz stop. Seriously. I assume a lot of you are smart, why do you obsess over girls so much? It's just sex. Girls IRL are super fucking annoying for the most part. All they do is fucking nag and bother you.
Like Orel's dad said, eventually love just gets in the way of the really important things, like going to sleep, or just being alone. It is so fucking true. Please listen.
>>25786389
stop pooping so much, you're being dominated by your biological urge to poop a messy poo.
>>25786397
I don't obsess about not being able to poop. You argument is invalid.
>>25786389
THIS. I actually don't give a fuck i'm a KV. When I spend a short amount time with most girls they're the most annoying people.
What do you think of women in the military?
Thinking of going fighting in Syria against faggot ISIS. Wish me luck bros
No good reason for women to serve in the military. Only men should be drafted. Women cannot compete physically and affect the dynamic of an all male team.
Teams were shown to perform worse when even just one female was added to the squad. Men went out of their way to protect her (even in mild danger) and she just can't keep up.
LITERALLY NO POINT. Women who want to fight need to be ignored.
PIC RELATED VERY RELATED
i have a dom fetish, so its cool
If a woman can fireman carry 300 lbs and run she should be allowed in.
If she cant, kick her out. This isn't gender discrimination, id expect the same out of a man, this is the difference between someone living or dying.
If I was god, I would make a live televised apperance at the next presidential inaguration in every language to announce that I'm god. I would say I have big plans for the world.
I would disappear until the next Palo de Mayo in Nicaragua. I would immediately turn everybody in the entire continent of America a nice shade of medium brown and I would give them all festive hats. I would make everybody only able to speak Spanish and I would create a perpetual festival that never ends. I would make it so every man woman and child would enjoy life until they die. The GDP of America would fall through the floor, but it would be the happiest place on earth. I would only do this in America so the rest of the world would stare in shock, terror and jealousy.
Make a female god to be my gf
Turn every normie into an ugly autist
Feel the burn, niggers
Wander randomly around the world and help people out in small ways.
My gf is at a club with her girl friends RIGHT NOW
The friends she's with are single and I know one of them is very sexually promiscuous
She's being gang-banged as I type this.
>>25784578
Welcome to having a relationship. You're lucky if she's just flirting with guys.
Why did you choose /r9k/ of all boards to post this on? This is more a /sp/ thread.
This stupid fucking game, along with all it's hipster-faggot, trendy indie cuck fans, needs to fucking die.
>shitty graphics
>lame normie humor
>Steven Universe-tier fan "art"
>pretentious, unoriginal game mechanics
>tumblr tier "witty banter"
>OH HEY IF YOU DO THIS USELESS FUCKING THING FIFTY TIMES, SOMETHING ELSE USELESS WILL HAPPEN!!
>gets rated fucking perfectly for no reason whatsoever
>literally no redeeming qualities after first playthrough
Just as bad as FNaF.
>>25784148
your fault for being a gamer
>>25784148
I thought it was fun.
I liked it because it got all of the tumblrwhales away from homestuck, so now it's deemed somewhat tolerable.
>finally hit 2 plate deadlift after 8 months of starting as a skinnyfat weakling piece of shit
>155 pounds, mostly fat
>Check google to see how other people feel about hitting that plateu
>Most threads are from /misc/
>Bunch of people saying good job to posters, others making fun and saying they started with 2 plates
>Bunch say girls lift a plate without ever touching the gym
>Feel depressed because I'm still a weakling
Can't even bench 1 plate...
Eat more faggot.
>>25784102
>8 months
lol jesus christ i started with 2 plate and i was the exact same
Does two plate mean 2 45lb weights on each side of the barbell for 225lb total?
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