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>you will never be a cool teenage protagonist
>you realize no one has ever tried to impress you
>>25778315
Y ur so crual
>you will never know what is was like to be an intelligent high school dropout in the 80s
How are those college applications going, anon? You aren't going to live at home for another year are you?
Not sure why any of this is your fucking business you judgmental prick.
>>25784549
Got denied pretty much everywhere and am now just trying for shit job that I can live on tbqh
>going to Debt: The Four Years
>thinking this is better than living at home
LOL
>the only person in the world I talk to is the biggest slut this side of the Continental Divide
>she won't suck my dick
>>25784229
You must be as ugly or autistic as sin
>>25784229
At least you have a friend.
>>25784229
>Beta Orbiter level 99
I didn't know it was obtainable.
>Meet girl on tinder
>Hit it off and go on a few dates
>Eventually progress towards sex
>notsofastvirgin.jpeg
>can't get my dick up, embarrassed as fuck
>girl essentially cuts contact with me after saying that it wasn't my fault, and she just got out of a relationship
>fast forward a few months
>have still been dwelling on this regularly
>Out of a lack of better judgement I send her a message asking how her winter break is going
>Don't even expect a response
>To my surprise she responds moments later and we start talking
>Now we're getting lunch in a few days to catch up
>We both talked as if what happened a few months ago never happened
How do I not fuck this up robots?
p-please respond robots
jokingly bring up the fact that you have never been with a girl, and that you want to take your time with her.
>>25784835
No, don't do this. Jesus fucking Christ don't give him bad advice.
Don't ever admit to being a virgin unless the girl already knows and confronts you.
>tfw no cute fembot gf to sit on my face and let me sniff her butt while she slowly jerks my twitching prick
I just want a girl's butt on my face SO FUCKING BAD GUYS
>>25783658
>tfw understand this feel entirely
we're... we're not gonna make it, are we?
>>25783676
We're fucked brah.
I just want a cute little butthole winking against my nose as I sniff it and get smothered with plush cheeks. And that's so much to ask?
>tfw your butt dreams will never be fulfilled
>come in to talk about how much you also like facesitting
>some guy is posting "mmm i want a cute poopsnoofler winking against my nostrils with its farty essence of supreme goodness"
>Just sent online gf a face pic.
>there will never be a good version of MGSV:TPP
>game is so disappointing I'd prefer it just to have been cancelled
I hope Kojima gets cancer
>>25783647
She's not really your girlfriend if she never saw you before. I bet you're being catphished
>>25783647
>You sent a face pic
>They send nothing back
>They post your picture on 4chan after you get upset
I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING!!! REEEEEEE
Does... Anybody else here... Get this... "Brain fog..." That keeps them from, uhh... Thinking clearly and making complete... You know, sentences?
Pretty sure you're just retarded bro, probably from watching too much anime instead of doing productive things that increase your verbal IQ
You're fucking retarded my friend.
I do too sometimes
How many white/puerto rican people are on /r9k/ right now? Also how many of you actually give a shit about being PR?
>>25783559
Puerto spic here, don't really give a shit since I look white.
>tfw only half PR
I could have passed as white ;~;
1/4 PR. Never really gave a shit, hate hot weather and spanish is a lame language. Lit teacher had me do a report of Julia Debourges for senior project but she moves to New York before any of her famous stuff got written so...
whats the point of being sober?
If life is easier fucked up then WHY bother being sober all the fucking time?
"easy way out" IDGAF if it's the thing that lets me go on then who cares? "muh drugs" "muh degeneracy"
You won't understand.
>>25783556
>If life is easier fucked up
It's easier if you literally don't do anything ever which isn't the case for the majority of people.
theres no point
tfw ill one day achieve a dream-like state through smart use of drugs and create my own world whereim finally happy
Is anyone else absolutely terrified by how harsh reality is? Literally any second someone could break into your home and kill you. You could die from a medical condition you didn't even know you had. You could even be slowly dying from cancer right now.
Like, the thought that shit might happen and I could be homeless at some point scares the shit out of me. So generalized anxiety general I guess?
Of all the pictures to post, a white man's cottage butt and dingly balls was one of the more tame options.
>>25783334
Sometimes. When I'm high as fuck. I tend to think of life like a ride I can't get off of. As for people breaking in, I've placed knives and hammers all around my house within reaching distance and I'm fairly strong at 5'10 215 pounds.
>>25783417
>I tend to think of life like a ride I can't get off of
You can though
where can i buy heroin? not tar though
>>25783292
Just buy pills dude. On my way with my sister to get a 30 mg oxycodone and a 10 mg oxymorphone
>tfw getting jammed tonight
>>25783818
>tfw no cool drug sister to score dope with
>>25783818
fucking where though
Will you bots always be here? I mean I am feel pretty depressed right now after realizing that there are posters on here I may interact with once and that's it I may never interact with them again. Whole threads of people talking and arguing will disappear into the archives to be never read again, it will be as if it never existed as if non of this never existed, maybe 4chan will go away one day and it will truly be like we where never here maybe this board will disappear and it feels like we are gone forever, I know this stuff already happens but feeling this about such immediate things is making me feel sick and nauseous. I don't think I can live with the thought of never interacting with you guys again, I don't know what to do.
>>25783269
I feel like crying when I think this site will be just a memory someday
>>25783326
I'm glad I wasn't here from the beginning, otherwise I might feel the same
This website may disappear one day, but our spirit will not. We are the social rejects, we'll always be able to find each other in some form. There will always be a place for us.
My high school sister is having a party upstairs while I am currently sitting down here in my basement playing FIFA and hanging out with y'all. What am I even supposed to do in this sort of situation?
cry and be filled with shame
>>25783148
You could kill yourself faggot
>>25783148
Cry because you're the playing FIFA eurocuck
why are females more likely to be vegan?
They are and honestly, it's not as bad for females. They don't have nearly as much nutrient need as men.
more likely to be empathetic towards animals. hence why most trainers, animal shelter workers, vet techs, vets, etc are female
>>25783181
that's a fine load of shit my friend
Many possible reasons:
1. they see a baby animal and feel empathy
2. they are tend to make decisions based on emotions more often than men
3. they may be slightly better at connecting the dots between animals and us in terms of our relationship
It's also worth noting there are comparatively few:
>female butchers
>female workers in slaughter houses
>female cattle truck drivers
There are plenty of women who are not squeamish about preparing the parts of the animal once it's been butchered so maybe that's less distinctively associated with the living animal the parts came from.
tfw you will never be a space marine
>you will never fight gloriously for the emperor
>you will never have battle brothers
>you will never yell, "CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!"
>you will never feel the glorious war cry of space marines
>you will never refer to a space marine as a brother
>you will never be part of the Blood Angels
>you will never get to shoot a bolter gun
>you will never get the satisfaction of killing your sworn enemy
>you will never be reincarnated as a dread naught
>you will never purge the unclean
why even live life?
>>25782954
DIE FOR THE EMPEROR OR DIE TRYING
>>25782954
I don't want to live in a universe where Chaos gods exist.
>>25783010
But then the God Emperor will exist
