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I've had a really strange life, Robots.
>Witnessed a dozen deaths in day-to-day life and on vacation. Just in passing.
>Visited several countries by backpacking hobo-style
>Never been married or had kids.
>had 32+ sexual partners
>The most I ever made was just over 22k a year.
>Not Chad. Completely average looking.
>Not a robot either, I don't even belong here. Or anywhere, for that matter.
>I've been a janitor, a deliveryman, a manager of a hardware store, a hobo, a sexual servant to a goddess, a glass blower, and a dude that made some pottery.
Ask me anything. Or don't, if you don't want to. I'll gladly let this thread mosey over to page 10.
You're like someone on the verge of something surrounding nothing
I'd this a reference I'm not getting?
>>25775223
I want this life.
>why do women lack INTROSPECTION?
It's astounding how broken and flawed their logic is. Which at least in part must be becuase they cannot understand themselves clearly.
Some women are better than others, but even the best have the logic/introspection of a child. It baffles me how dumb they can be. I don't hate women, and I don't care, that's just how they are. But it's still astonishing.
When I make a mistake or think incorrectly, I can later go back and realize I was in the wrong. I can realize I was being illogical.
you don't know any women and you don't talk to women on a regular basis so what the fuck do you know you fucking sociopath
>>25774518
god created females to cook, clean, and suck dick.
women's rights was a mistake
>>25774518
Why would they need to have rationale? Think about it. See, they've survived this long by playing manipulation tactics. It's all psychological; that's their game. Men can use strength and thought to transcend. Women merely have to manipulate in order to stay in existence.
Im boredand its raining
>>25774510
Me tooEast Coast?
>>25774604BoredCoast
>>25774661
That's every coast when you're alone on a Friday night
>tfw lonely and never had any kind of relationship with a girl
>tfw actually considering befriending a girl from here
Does anyone have experiences with fembots , either online or offline? Im worried that Im just gonna depress myself further if I try.greentext time?
>>25774388
Run that sauce of the gif for a playa real quick
>>25774495
I don't know. I just saved it from a poster.
>>25774388
A-Any lesbots want a friend?
When's the last time you showered?
I shower every 2-4 days, so about 3 days ago.
>>25774038
I don't even know. Every two weeks approx., as needed. I relate to your pic. After some time, you minimize your functioning. I literally haven't changed for sleep for years. I have already ruined a shirt by doing this -- it began to tear. I hardly brush my teeth either, partly because of canker sores and partly I just can't muster the effort.
>>25774038
last night. I may be a social autist,but I hate being dirty. ill be taking one in like 5 hours too
If men didn't think girls liked muscle, 99% of people who lift weights would stop overnight. Fact.
>>25773948
>lose the glasses
>shave head
instant chad
>>25773948
I start to lift when I get fat.
I need start lifting again soon.
this just in: men and women do things to attract the other gender
>It's my deadbeat alcoholic Dad's 50th birthday today
>Nobody ever acknowledges his Birthdays so I get excited and decide to do something nice now that I have wagecuck money
>Text him telling him I want to take him to dinner for his Birthday, he agrees
>A week ago I custom ordered a cake, his favorite flavor for $50+$15 for special candles and sparklers
>Beginning of month order him a bunch of band T-shirts/sweaters from his favorite bands all the way from fucking HOLLAND because that's what he loves, can't find them here so he's never had them. ($160)
>Pick up a liquor store gift card, some nice work boots because he needs new ones ($35+$100)
>Hand make him a really cool card musical card that took me forever to figure out, but it was worth the joke
>Call him just now
>"Sorry anonette I'm having a friend come over tonight, so.."
>Literally ditching me to go fuck a hooker like always
>"Oh.. okay.........I mean...Alright. Go fuck yourself, Dad. *Click*"
This is the first time that I've ever really stood up to his bullshit.
I'm so angry that I am calm.
>>25773864
Meh, people don't really change.
Expecting some grand movie revelation or catharsis is a trap. People do what they've done.
Your best bet is to find a new person who will interact and reciprocate in the way you like.
>>25773910
I DON'T EVEN WANT HIM TO RECIPROCATE OR ACT LIKE A MOVIE DAD OR DO ANYTHING I JUST WANT HIM TO SIT AT A FUCKING DINNER TABLE ACROSS FROM ME AND ACCEPT MY LOVE I DON'T WANT ANYTHING I DON'T EVEN WANT A THANK YOU I JUST WANT HIM TO FEEL HAPPY THAT SOMEBODY GIVES A SHIT ON HIS MILESTONE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING BIRTHDAY
My dad was a pretty shitty person to live with. He'd date, bring home, and openly bang strippers not giving a single fuck what the rest of the family thought of him. He was ether drunk and an asshole to be around or drunk and fooling around with one of his stripper girlfriends.
How easy is it for a non black to get black gf?
I mean a least a 6/10.
I'll date almost any guy who is Asian if he isn't obese, deformed and is taller than me
even 6/10 black chicks are so rare you might as well not even try
>>25772039
not that hard, unless your a total sperglord, but if you are, why even bother trying?
you need to improve so many things before finding a gf
Any vapers here /r9k/ ?
Which mod to you use ?
>2016
>smoking the mouth fedora
I have the Girlcock mod. Bought it from
Just got my sigelei fuchai 200w in the mail a couple days ago. Using tobecco turbo RDA with a quad coil build at .13 ohms love this bitch.
Could you love a girl that's psychotic?
>>25770969
best girl you say?
ofc
My little sister is literally in a mental hospital but I always thought she was a cutie. I'd marry her.
>>25771495
I want to fuck your sister.
>you will never save her in some sort of time machine
Why even live?
>>25770640
please do not sexualize the anne frank
>you will never fuck her tight virgin pussy
jdimsa
"There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!"
When did you realize you were different?
For me it was when puberty hit. Before that I had no trouble making friends or socializing. Then suddenly everyone started getting boyfriends and girlfriends and I was basically ignored by everyone, so I responded to that by just isolating myself off even further and not bothering with anyone anymore.
I am nearly 30 years old now and I've still not learned how to not be this way.
The weird part is I am actually fairly good looking at get approached by women all the time but they get scared off the moment they realize I have the social/relationships skills of a kid.
>>25770079
Can't help you there as I'm basically you, minus 10 years. Sorry friend.
Rolling
>>25770079
it's definitely true that it gets harder to socialise and make friends as you get older. the friends you have become acquintances or people you see ALL the time.
but the end of your post suggests that you don't want friends, just a woman. ultimately that means you just want to get laid.
and i just needed to post because i didn't want to feel bad about rolling, praying for 3,4,8, or 14.
>>25770495
man fuck 5, she has terrible tits, rerolling
>Chads lose their virginity when they are 13 or 14
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>we live in a time where even literal chads are successful competitive video gamers
gg no re
I watched it for 30 seconds and he said he was 19
>that dislike
>kek
We are all gonna make it anon, don't worry, I'm also a kissless virgin, but I've learned to keep my autism in check by creating an inner fantasy world. You should too.
>tfw I love a girl I've never met
>tfw it is ok, because there is only gains and no losses except I'll never meet her
>the gains are that I can keep her in my mind, to myself, where Chad can't touch her
It is really good to make yourself a situation like this, it's good therapy.
>pic related, my 10/10 oneitis
>inb4 maximum autism, but I don't care and you shouldn't either
Describe your dream guy.
>chubby
>virgin
>no self esteem
>neckbeard
>browses /r9k/
>NEET
they'll all just describe chad with minor differences like "curly hair" or "likes nerd stuff xD"
>>25768287
>fembots
ugh
Okay so I summed up all the things I need to do to fix my acne:
>get on a 6 month pill cure with heavy side effects
>drink nothing but water ever (no milk, no soda, no alcohol)
>don't eat dairy of any kind
>don't eat chocolate
>don't eat sugary things or sweets or anything that tastes remotely good
>don't eat bread
>don't eat lots of meat
>exercise daily
>get a lot of sunlight
>don't get sunlight
>take quick, cold showers
it's so easy why haven't I done this before
>>25777949
Before you remove yourself fro mall happiness have you tries just wiping rubbing alcohol around your face after taking a hot shower?
I do the same without strange pills, and it's ACTUALLY FUKING WORK damn
>>25778008
how's life without any fun?
