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Who else here has stupidly poured a ton of money into cam sites? I'm addicted to it. Just look at the girl in this pic---totally average, yet DAMN I wanna show her mah DICK.
>safer than prostitutes because no worry of STD
>the amount of money you spend on tokens will last you several faps, whereas hookers are expensive for appointment
>its more personal than porn since its live and you can also show the girl your cock on your webcam
I think Confucius once said, "Never take out credit card with one hand when you rock the cock in other hand"
>>27098500
You're the beta bux.
I don't need to say anything else.
This bitch is a magician
I ran a VPN on chaturbate so I could bypass the region lock.
Saw I girl I went to high school with.
Paid $150 for a private show. Probably wouldn't do it again for the cost but it was worth it.
>only won $20 in the lotto this week
Fuck.
>>27098431
>playing the lotto
I don't know why people do this to themselves
>>27098747
They call it an idiot tax but I'm sixteen dollars richer than when I woke up this morning without lifting a finger. And it was from a free-play ticket.
Don't be upset about being unlucky.
>>27098780
well, that's cool. Just not my thing.
My boyfriend(30M) and I have been dating for about a year. He used to be really heavy into drugs, but quit a few years before he met me. About 3 months ago, he asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome with one of his guy friends. I wasn't sure, but figured whatever, let's give it a go. It was a great experience, and we both had a great time. Since then, we've had a threesome with a different friend, though sometimes repeats of last friends, every week. Maybe twice a week at most. After about a month and a half, he'd just say he wasn't feeling into it, and simply watch me have sex with whichever friend was there. A few times he would even leave me there for the night. He was cool with it, and so was I. Last weekend, we went to a bar, and met this new guy he claimed to have known for a couple years. We went back to his friends hotel room, and had a threesome, and then he said he was heading out. Me and this guy had sex a few more times, and afterwards, just laid there and talked. He was really cool to talk about, and knew alot about engineering(my major). This college talk lead to him asking me, "Is that why you do this? So you can pay for college?" Uh. What? Apparently I'm a prostitute. I have never been so fucking disgusted in my life. My own boyfriend has been selling me!! They weren't his friends, they were customers from craisglist!! What do I do? Can I call the police? How do I prove this when I don't know any of the guys names? Plus i technically agreed to the sex.. Please help me r9k. I feel so fucking gross right now.
>inb4 roastie
This is only my second bf and im 21.
>>27098416
>My boyfriend
Stopped reading right there desu
>>27098416
Learn to use paragraphs you dumb bitch.
that's fucking hilarious, btw you're too ugly for chico :(
r9k YOU LIED TO ME
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME
I'M DOING A SUPPOSEDLY "EASY" DEGREE AT COLLEGE
ITS FULL OF DOCTORS AND LAWYERS N SHIT THAT ARE LIKE 30-40 YEARS OLD THAT ARE MAKING ME LOOK STUPID BY HOW AMAZING THEIR WORK IS COMPARED TO MINE.
I HATE YOU ALL, YOU TRICKED ME INTO THINKING IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY. FUCKKKKKKKKK I LOOK LIKE SUCH A DUMB SHIT BEING IN THESE CLASSES.
Why are doctors and lawyers taking the same classes you are? For fun?
>>27098375
And what degree is that, anon?
>>27098400
I DONT KNOW WHY. ITS A FUCKING SOCIAL SCIENCES DEGREE.
THERE'S 2 DOCTORS AND 2 ATTORNEYS THAT ARE IN MY LEARNING GROUP OF 5 AND THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING SMART AND ALL THEIR ANSWERS ARE LIKE READING OFF A BOOK AND MY ANSWER SOUNDS LIKE A GREEN TEXT ON 4CHAN.
FUCKING HELL YOU GUYS SAID SOCIAL SCIENCE DEGREES ARE EASY, YOU FUCKING LYING MOTHER FUCKERS.
>yfw you realize all your problems are a side effect of industrial civilisation
>he's represented as crazy
>read his manifesto
>it makes a lot of sense
am i crazy or is he sane
Primitivism is a fucking joke. You can tell it's bullshit because no primitivist actually goes and lives in the wild.
It's literally the Khmer Rouge, veganism and modern environmentalism were the worst things to happen to the left in recent memory.
the beast isn't industrial civilization, it's capitalism
What does friendship feel like?
I remember it being great, but it's been a long 12 years since then.
There was a year in highschool I had some.
It was pretty great. Having people talk to you like you matter, being able to have someone to bounce ideas off of, not looking like a friendless loser, having someone's house you can go to, seeing your friend's car pull up in your driveway to pick you up, being able to do shit that its bad to do alone like go see movies or eat out for dinner. The list goes on.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it. Apparently I'm unworthy of friendship though so I have to just suck it up and live the loner lifestyle. Sometimes I lay awake in bed and think back to those days of having friends and girls interested in me and think how I was so close to being a normalfag. Now I'm just an old virgin man that hasn't had a relaxed conversation in a decade. Oh well.
it was cool dude, can go over to your friends house without even calling and hang out, like a second family.. now the only senpai i got is you 2cool4skoolfools
How the hell do you guys cope with weekend loneliness?
I'm tired of getting drunk alone every weekend.
>>27097449
Curl up into a fetal position and rock back and forth for a few minutes every now and then.
It's actually quite therapeutic.
I lie down & look at the ceiling, wondering where my life went wrong, then on Monday pretend like I'm the happiest guy in the world
Read, exercise, go shopping
I honestly wasn't planning to vote for him but I am now after these protests. Ironic isn't it libcucks? Who else is in the same boat?
i used to be liberal supporter as well but liberals are actually so fucking annoying that i now vote conservative at all elections just to see them squirm.
>>27097360
>voting for a chad
I'll be voting for my fellow beta cuck who promised me neetbux.
>>27097401
Pretty much this. I've never seen conservatives violently protest in my lifetime and yet it seems to be a monthly occurrence with liberals.
I told a friend of mine that I'm in love with her.
She promised me multiple times she wouldn't tell anybody.
Today a friend hinted that he knows.
Are women even trustworthy?
>>27097033
I think it depends on what you tell them. If you told her you have cancer, she'd be more likely to keep it a secret, but "I love you" is top gossip and honestly not that serious.
>>27097033
>I told a friend of mine that I'm in love with her.
For what purpose?
>>27097033
No. Very few can be trusted. I don't know your situation but I'm pretty sure you fucked up
Also you're probably not in love, you're probably just infatuated. It's a fine line though
>Be gay
>Attractive
>Funny
>Intelligent
>Many interests
>None of it matters because gay men don't value relationships AT ALL.
Being gay is worst robot feel because you can be Chad and still fail and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
>>27096873
Move to Seattle.
When I lived there, I worked at a bar. Half the customers were gay and were all in loving relationships.
Seattle expensive as fuck though so make sure you work for microsoft or amazon
>>27096906
>were all in loving relationships.
This is a common lie faggots tell straight people. I guarantee those relationships were open and probably abusive with at least one of them being a rabid drug addict.
>>27096943
I lived with two for a time. Made me wish I was gay so I could easy-mode relationships for a time, but only wanted pussy.
Some of them were in open relationships but still were very happy whenever they were in public.
The only ones that seems unhealthy were the lesbian couples, with constant emotional tricks and other stupid shit to humiliate each other.
Post in this thread and you will die in your sleep.
>>27096863
Okay. Please, Jesus. Do something productive, you cunt deity. The only thing you've accomplished so far is ruining the world with your shit followers. Make yourself fucking useful.
I am here to post this comment.
>>27096863
Heres hoping
>I'll be fine though. It never works
I want to overdose on these.
>>27096845
won't be fun at all
>>27096845
Wouldn't it be a painful death? Probably incredibly fast heart palpitations, a scorching headache, and dehydration.
wish i had some
original
what do you do when you're in a conversation and have literally no fucking idea what to say
>>27096780
go home and never go out again
Say nothing.
Or do you mean what should we do? I don't know.
>>27096800
lord help us all
What's the most Chad animal?
the badger. they're the only animal that kills for sport.
dog
everyone loves them inherently and they dont have to do anything to get love and attention
Bonoboriginalcomment
Have you seen one?
>>27096253
I've seen at least five others
Ironically, I don't think so? During the one incident - He was soft when he took off his pants, he only got reasonably hard when my head was already in position (i.e. my eyes don't have a good angle on the erection), and he was soft again when i took my mouth off
n-no :<18464321 for originale
