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>tfw your sweet bf hits gym, uses steroids, gets really buff
>tfw it turns me on, and I let him take my virginity
>tfw he is kind of aggressive, but I don't want to lose him so I bear it
>tfw he promised to marry me because I let him take my virginity
>tfw other girls start checking him out
>tfw he dumps me for a model. pic related.
>tfw go back into depression and full fembot mode like I was before.
this thread will get atleast 100 posts
100% guarantee
>>27099790
He dumps you for a black girl LMAO you must look disgusting black girls are at the bottom of the barrel
If I were going to take a girl's virginity I would either marry them or not have sex with them at all.
A few hours ago I tried to hang myself. I failed, though, and woke up on my bed, with my face dark purple and my eyes bright red. The day before that, i messaged a girl who is even more of a loser than I am that I had dated, and been quite mean to in high school because I wanted people to like me. I apologized to her. She hasn't responded to me. When i was in the noose, the only thing I was thinking was that we could have been happy together. It's kind of stupid to think about it. We were both losers. I'm going to try again tomorrow and take a lot of drugs and use a bag around the neck, as well as hanging. I can't do it now, because family is home.
good luck anon good luck
>>27099701
thank you. I just hope that there's no afterlife. I don't want to exist any more.
ok so you took all this effort to kill yourself, but not to fix your life?
What meds do you take, robots?
>>27099631
Citalopram 5mg daily, my mummy says it's good for me
>>27099631
Concerta 36 mg 2x daily
Methlyphenidate 10 mg 4x daily
Zoloft 100mg 1x daily
Thorazine, depakote, lithium, xanax
When is it going to be legal for me to go to the vets and have myself put down?
>you'll never get killed by an anime girl
Why even live?
>>27099553
just go to an anime convention and seriously piss off some cosplayers
>>27099591
Getting killed by someone cosplaying seems alright, but it'll never compare to 2D
Femanons what are you hobbies and how do you feel about guys looking down on your hobbies?
Why would guys look down on a girl's hobbies? Have you ever really known a girl irl?
And I mean an actual girl not just a slampig
mentally ill crossdresser here
Femanons don't exist but I'm the closest thing you'll get
I watch anime and play video games. Some of my favorite games are Dark Souls, Dragon's Dogma, and Devil May Cry.
>>27099496
Wow its a 30 year old men act like they're teenage girls and talk to eachother thread
>cancer
>did you ever try to change history for the better?
Yes, it all went to shit. Japan a little before and after WW2, Isis, the eradication of the neanderthals, a few unfortunate pogroms against the gypsy in Europe, Myanmar, and the fourth Indiana Jones movie.
I'm a time traveler. Ask me anything.
Have you ever met your past self?
What year were you born in? Are you from the past or future?
>>27099377
When you travel through time, you actually replace yourself if you exist in that particular moment. So if you go back to a year where you were 4, you'd be a four year old you while still having all off your memories, knowledge, etc.
>>27099402
2055, I'm from the near future
original comment you fucking robot faggot fuck
>>27099182
in the library
I used to sneak out during lunch.
Me and my friend (still my best and only friend. He's still better than thirty friends would be) would always leave and go to my house.
>>27099182
We didn't have a cafeteria or even hallways. The school was just buildings with shitty paths between them that all got super muddy when it rained.
Things you find on a womans online dating profile
>>27099061
>let's go on an adventure together
>I'm introverted xD
>weight: that's secret!
>don't contact me if ur not 7" long or 6"5 tall
>(blue/green/brown) eyes, thick thighs :P
>(short/long) hair, don't care
Fucking stupid animals.
Do guys dislike girls who are too self-sufficient and don't really need them for much of anything?
>>27098894
>Do guys dislike girls who are too self-sufficient and don't really need them for much of anything?
No, they just dislike it when they shove it in their face/have something to prove
Like you
I dislike them. It makes me feel unneeded.
>>27098894
No, on the contrary, I prefer them
i'm killing myself now
anybody wants to say anything to me before i go that's fine, i don't really care. i die when the thread dies
good luck. have solace knowing there will finally be peace in the end.
Old man balls
If dubs you live.
Original comment
Objectively correct tier list.
>that kid who used an all legendary team when we battled
>they weren't even leveled
>that regi trio sidequest
THE coolest shit
it was basically a playground rumor but actually real
game freak needs to make more cryptic shit like that
>>27098803
>wahhh generation 1 was the BEST, and NOTHING has EVER been better!
you niggas are so annoying jesus. just stop playing and let the fans enjoy new ones
>titcow lovers will defend this
>>27098786
cow tits > Basketball chest
>>27098786
titcowfags dont usually like fake tits
What would anyone even do with those? They look as hard as racket balls.
I heard this place was depressing but i never thought it was this bad.
Ever thought that the reason you people can't get women is because you behave like this?
>>27098694
>r9k
>self awareness or accountability
>>27098694
They fell for the mental illness meme and think there's nothing they can do to change their position in life. They've become trapped by their defeatism.
>>27098723
Fuck off you gay retard; with my physician's help I'm on a combination of six different medications which keep me from killing myself and (a bit less effectively) you.
How do I tittyfuck a femanon?
I deserve it and I'm entitled to it goddammit
>>27098612
Go to bed toku
It's not that hard, most of them are hilariously overweight, just offer a bag of cheese puffs in return.
Tittyfuck don't work, youngblood. Titty too firm and too short to wrap the jammie for a proper whip and whammy. Shit aint no japanime pie-jury, these some real bad negro street hardtimes, ya dig? Jus a whole lotta sternum-surfin' an FRICTION, BABY
Do you think you could keep talking for an hour?
I don't speak or even think enough in a day to fill up a whole hour, even with commercial breaks or guests talking.
>>27098605
If it was a weekly show that I could meticulously plan out, sure.
>>27098605
Probably, I would just talk about life and shit. Have people call in for discussion. Sounds kinda comfy really.
>>27098605
if it was just me talking to myself, probably. It probably wouldnt be very entertaining. I can't keep conversation with others though.
