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What's the matter anon?? Are you scared of my girIcock?
>>27105614
gawd I'd literally sell my parents to be Bailey's slutty fuck-toy. Tears of joy roll down my face fantasizing about her fucking my face until i puke and then making me eat her asshole while i jack her off..
> mfw this will never happen
just end it.
Not attracted to any other trap at all and I find men disgusting.
Honestly, the thing that puts me off most is her face.
She has a weird face. Same reason I don't like Sasha Grey
No.
You do porn.
guys I gotta break up with my gf, what should I say?
tell her you're moving to alaska
>>27105536
Tell her you are into men and would rather date a tranny.
>>27105536
Give her silent treatment and continue living on. If she's smart she'll realize.
How can I bully the Jewish guy at work without getting fired or breaking any laws?
>>27105323
Ask him why every time scientists visited the camps to find traces of chemicals in the showers they were never able to find any. Or how it is literally physically impossible to burn as many bodies a day to be required for the amount to have killed as many as claimed.
>>27105323
Pour kosher salt in his drink
>>27105323
Why are you posting about wanting to bully people here your a bigger faggot than those normies who treat others like shit
>inb4 reddit
Howdy robots, i'm thinking of opening my own comfy treats/snacks shop.
It would sell things like sweets, nuts, coffee and tea, just simple comfy stuff.
is that a good idea?
Yes great idea i would go shopping there.
Make sure you are always extra nice to customers this will make them want to come back to you
No. Only white people should open businesses.
>>27105059
Do what you want to do man, fulfill your dreams
What do you think of girls wearing these chokers?
>>27105024
Sign of slut
/thread
sexy as fuck when they are 16
cringe for anyone else
>>27105024
i think she's too young to fuck. probably sluttier than a girl who wears big earrings, but less slutty than a girl who wears a cross necklace
Walk into slightly upscale bar, see this, what do?
>>27104982
Fixated on that guys bad posture
Talk to the roasties because they are asking to be talked to with those dresses and heels
get a drink
>"could we meetup tonight anon?"
holy shit guys, it's happenin.
>>27104785
"no, I'm busy"
"Sorry no"
>sorry guys my grandma died
who /emotional manipulation/ here?
closest thing i could consider a hobby.. what are your goals/conquests?
>>27104690
You're fucked OP
Don't manipulate people
I get fat ugly girls to fall in love with me using a fake name, ghost them for like month, then go to their workplace and they're like "James? Is that you James?" Then I say I'm not that person and everyone thinks she's crazy
>be easily manipulated emotionally
>run out of emotions except for anger and scorn
Win/win
>tfw you could probably get a 7/10 or 8/10 if you could find a single one with similar interests
>all the 7/10+ girls at work are in a relationship
>that one skinny coworker with a weird mole on her face likes you
>that one fat coworker obviously wants your cock
Seriously, where do I find single girls who are 7/10s? I want to date, not fuck some skank, so I'm not going clubbing or to bars.
>talks about 7's
>posts a 6/10 at best
If you lower your standards just a *little bit* to include 6/10 girls you would have a much easier time.
But God forbid you date anyone that doesn't look like a model.
Chad here.
Best ways to get chicks is through birthday parties of friends. You need a social circle first and you will meet girls all the time. Either birthday parties like i said or regular parties or when you go clubbing or to bars with your bros.
Ideally you make a lot of friends in HS
Why do people still smoke?
>le mouth fedora
huehue shut the fuck up.
>flavours
>no stench
>cheaper by a LOT
>can do it inside without people bitching
I'm literally shocked when I see people smoking in 2016.
because fuck off reddit
>>27104582
they want to die faster XD
>>27104605
Then why don't they just overconsume like litterly everyone else that doesn't have his/her shit together?
It's not hard to die early.
Well... I have a dead end job but a little bit of money saved up... looking to make a change. (I live in the United States... Industrial area)
What trade should I look into? (preferably something requiring a year or less of schooling)
I want to make a decent enough living to be able to support a family.
Any input from people in the trades would be a lifesaver (Literally).
Halp
You should look into an industrial trade
There are a few things, but I think trades in general are multi-year. That being said, you can work when you're not in school so you'll be making money.
Electrical is pretty good, also HVAC is good.
Trucker. All you need is a class A license & you'll be really needed in 5 years. The average trucker is 58.
>Well, since my baby left me
>Well, I found a new place to dwell
>Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
>At Heartbreak Hotel
>Where I'll be, I'll be so lonely, baby
>Well, I'm so lonely
>I'll be so lonely, I could die
I always enjoyed Elvis' brief attempt at a psychedelic phase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-VSn-NHK2Q
1990-1: when blacks wrote good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P759LhRKcJ4
>>27104713
>only certain races write good songs meme.
spotted the white bread
>tfw can't use my bathroom because of spiders
How long can you go without pooping before dying? I'm on day 3.
>>27104448
>getting your asshole cucked by tiny creatures
cuck
Just shit on the floor.
>>27104448
Are you from Australia?
RIP :(
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tgirls/comments/4915is/friends_it_is_with_great_sadness_that_i_must/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3500012834
>>27104405
Why the fuck do trannies have such big dicks?
How come everyone but me has a big dick?
>>27104405
No, no, no!
What the fuck? I loved Mariana Cordoba. Jesus H Christ. How am I gonna fap to her videos if she's dead?
Was it suicide?
It was probably suicide. Or a botched plastic surgery thing.
Yes, even you robots have a chance with me! Just post your resume in this thread - your physical and social stats as well as your real-life resume (no identifying info, of course) and I'll decide if you are worthy of a Skype session with me. Who knows? Maybe you'll even get a date out of it if you impress me enough.
>>27104330
You could be ugly why don't you post your stats first?
>>27104330
i have no friends and i have an average bmi
now suck my dick
>>27104346
>robot demanding stats
Trust me, sweetie - I'm better than you.
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