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daily reminder that if you have good skin, you cannot be a robot
pic related; it's me.
someone please help me
chinks all have bad skin get used to it desu
>tfw cystic acne as a teen
>tfw fucked up scars as an adult
Fun times
>>27117512
a-all of my other asian friends have good skin though
What's a nice compliment you've received?
>you look like a character from a shota anime
>you have a nice ass
>you're easily the smartest one here
>ywn have a cute, smart trappy bf with a nice ass
Fucking leave me alone OP
>>27117297
>you look like a character from a shota anime
honestly quite jelly
>you will never find a qt to /ss/ with
>(x) is crazy in a dumb trashy sort of way, you're crazy in a smart people way
Was this the best story about a robot ever told?
What anime is that? I need to know.
>>27117276
I think that's Ping Pong The Animation. Do correct me if I'm wrong.
>>27117290
Yep, you are correct. Have you seen it?
can you name some achievements you are proud of?
>>27117174
I drew that picture
nooriginakl feel
I won first place in Lincoln Douglas debate a bunch of times, including at state once.
I got a 32 on my ACT without studying at all.
Not many others.
Give me a reason to not masturbate right fucking now.
Because you don't want to.
>>27117148
>masturbating
your picture isn't even lewd
Each time you masturbate, you quicken how early erectile dysfunction gets you by 1 day.
Ha, do it faggot.
Anyone actually went and got one from a massage parlor? Tips for finding?
I go about once a month. I found mine almost by accident and thought it was just a normal massage place. It took awhile before they were willing to give the full service, they probably thought I was a cop.
>>27117042
Was it with an Asian lady? I'd feel guilty because some of them are sex trafficked here. My ideal experience is an older white woman massaging my prostate while jerking me off but that sounds expensive.
>>27116937
The majority of the girls there that provide sexual services are forced there through sex trafficking. But considering that you're on r9k, you probably don't give a shit
I lost my dealer (of weed), he decided to start "stable life".
>TFW I'm going fucking insane
>TFW I realize that i can't get through a lonely weekend w/o weed
>TFW suicide seams a decent idea
What do you guys do when you have no weed? How do you get a new dealer with no friends?
>>27116840
you could go buy beer?
>>27116840
>How do you get a new dealer with no friends?
I've been trying to figure this out for a while.
I'm just going to bite the bullet and ask people at my work who I know smoke. Really, I should have done so a long time ago, but it never came up in conversation naturally.
>>27116840
You could always act on those urges.
>>27116949
Stick to one thread, please.
>tfw your gf demotes you to platonic bf
>>27116814
DEMOTED
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Don't forget to turn in your weave bracelet ;)
>bf stops fucking you
>it's a thousand times more shameful because this is the reverse of the natural order
>if somebody doesn't want to fuck you it means you're a 0/10 piggu only fit for death
>if you want dicks in you you're a gross whore
>he's stuck me in this paradox of worthlessness until he decides he's finished with me or wants sex again
>>27116919
Shut up, fucken whore
>Absolutely no friends
>Not even an acquaintance
I miss my old friends so goddamn much
>everyone else met their friends in childhood then simply got introduced to new people
>>just gotta talk more brah!!
>>27116739
>Absolutely no friends
>Only ever had one in my entire life
/r9k/ I think I found "the one". When I think about her my heart races, it feels good man. I just what to spend time with her
>>27116670
why isnt it spider?
Means literally nothing. You're probably younger than twenty and fucking stupid as shit. You'll be deeply sick of her shit soon enough.
>>27116702
Cool! Why dont you go back to fapping to furrys you sad autist
Which two 4chan boards has the most crossover?
I'm gonna say r9k and pol
>>27116562
/a/ and /c/
wow that was original
>>27116562
/b/ and /s4s/
/v/ and /lgbt/.
>finally get a gf
>she's a practicing catholic who won't fuck until marriage
how do I get her to overcome her invisible magic fairy?
>>27116442
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
Decent bait
Will be monitoring
>>27116442
>complaining about a virgin
I know this is B8 but get off my board.
![Feb25_2014_50600976_UrineTest_MITPaperCancerTest5093222922[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLqwLEe.jpg "Feb25 2014 50600976 UrineTest MITPaperCancerTest5093222922[1]")
I was a chronic daily marijuana user for about a year and change. I stopped cold turkey 32 days ago, no slip ups. I am 5'9 and about 145 pounds. I will be taking a pre-employment drug test (50 ng/l cutoff I'm assuming) either next Wednesday or Thursday.
Am I screwed?
No. The weed should've long since let's your system. If you want to be sure do a home drug test.
>>27116323
Yes, you're fucked.
Not because of the drug test or anything, but because you're obviously dumb as shit, son. I'm honestly astounded you made it far enough in life to learn how to type a full sentence with out diving into a wood chipper or swallowing a gallon of gasoline out of sheer blinding ignorance
>>27116341
I took one a couple days ago when I found out about the test and got the two lines (one of them was faint but the box said that was negative), but I did some research on the home tests and there were a lot of negative reviews calling it "unreliable", so now I'm sort of freaking out drinking a lot of water etc. I think I'm just gonna buy two more tests tomorrow. If I get it 3 times surely I'm safe.
I literally don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you give enough to parade it around here fag
>>27116339
I L I T E R A L L Y want to
Did someone not pay enough attention to you growing up, you autistic fuckbag?
>tfw weeb gf
>start to dress her up and buy her a straightener for her hair
>one day decide to go to the mall to buy her more cute clothes
>tell her i'll go to gamestop while she is in JcPenny
>20minutes later walk to JcPenny
>See her talking to some chad
>she notices me and waves chad off and comes
>don't worry anon he only wanted to be friends
>later that week she starts to avoid me and texting me back
>go on facebook and see her in skimpy clothes with chad at a party
Why can't chads just leave us alone...
tulpa will never betray you
forget real women
>>27115938
I got a few stories about my ex that rival this.
>>27116038
Poast.
