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Who was the biggest Chad you have ever known, what was he like and how successful was he with girls?
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i knew a dude named eric who makes t shirts but i'm pretty sure he likes guys

maybe he'll be my boyfriend someday and i can get a discount on his shitty shirts
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Depends how you define a Chad. The most "potentially-successful" person just had a long-time girlfriend, I think? He was actually really friendly with everyone, never said a horrible, he became Head Boy in a posh private school, got accepted into Oxford and I'm assuming did well there. He was a great guy.
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I worked at an Ice skating place for a month, and this co worker guy was THE guy, he would get names and phone numbers and shit whenever he wanted. He was like 16 or something, babyfaced, but knew his shit. Said he only applied for the ice skating place to meet girls. People there called him El Champions.

Why is r9k so afraid of rejection and humiliation? Especially the public kind? Why do you care so much about what normies think?
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>>27102632
Every time my pathetic excuse for ego and self confidence inevitabley shatters, it takes a long time for me to pick up the pieces

I just don't want to deal with that
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>>27102801
and why aren't you simply giving yourself more reasons to have a solid ego
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>>27103002
you realize this is the equivalent of saying "why aren't you simply giving yourself less cancer?" to a cancer patient, right?

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ITT: Stacey problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM4Xe6Dlp0Y

> i won the genetic lottery boohoohoo, i'm white and cashing in on racist society
> see this 10/10 picture of me on the front of vogue? that isn't the real me i'm only 9.5 IRL!
> i can't be the next president of the united states because i've been an underwear model for 10 years
> i've been getting free shit all the time and avoiding speeding tickets but it's not because of who i am it's only because of how i look!
> i'm insecure and not always happy
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>ITT: beta rage
ftfy
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>>27102538
i'm pretty upset when people who have it ten times easier than me or just any regular human being in general cry how terrible it is to win at everything
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how does this make you feel?

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which level are you on, r9k?
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I don't know why you'd get humorless as you delve deeper into the abyss. I'm a 6.
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5, but i'm not an attention whore so i have not considered suicide.
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>>27102434
6. My drinking will hinder advancement to 7.

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A question for social retards. How did you become forever alone? Did your parents not teach you to socialize as kids? Where you not allowed to play with the other kids somehow?
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>>27102345
>How did you become forever alone?

Why do you care? fuck off back to tumblr please.
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>>27102345
Separation of the most important children from the rest
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>>27102345
I was a social retard for several reasons. I was diagnosed with Aspergers so it made it a lot harder to talk to people. What's I wasn't into sports and was quite nerdy, and my parents didn't really let me socialise after school much, so I didn't get much of a chance there. I'm not really one anymore though.

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What are you doing in your sparetime robots?
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Post on /r9k/ usually
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vedio games and masturbating furiosly mostly.
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I used to game a lot, but recently I've gotten bored and disinterested with them, so I've taken to going out and learning guitar.

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I need opinions here R9K

My ex gf dumped me ~7 months ago. Since then I havent heard from her, seen her, or had a single mention of her from mutual friends.

The other night I caught up with a mate who I havent seen since my ex dumped me. We met at a pub in the city and had good ol chats. Turns out my ex is now working with his current gf and they hang out, and had actually had a night on the town on the weekend just gone. During that very conversation where we were talking about how small our city is, my ex walked past with 2 of her friends, saw us, stopped and started talking to my mate.

She then started talking to me to 'see how I

Here's the question: what are the odds that my mates GF told my ex that we would be there, and she went through there so she could 'randomly run into me'?

Its fucked me up since seeing her. Opinions pls.
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>>27102248
>My ex gf dumped me

good, now fuck off normie
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self bump.

opinions from girls would be very appreciated (if theres even any female robots around)
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Theres no reason this should concern you in any way senpai.

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I don't get it. What EXACTLY is so bad about women showing their body a bit?
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I don't get it, what's so bad about treating a women like a whore when she dresses like one?
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nothing i love watching teenager butts
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original image contribution bloxs desu baka senpai

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The weekend is here robots, what have you done to improve yourself the last 5 days before this one?
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>>27101575
went to uni, gym, running, spoke to a few irl autists in my class
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>>27101575
I went to class, cleaned my apartment, and I actually joined in a group assignment instead of just leaving.
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>>27101575
I nofapped for 3 days, voice deepened a bit and then relapsed, also managed to maintain a 3 minute conversation with my local library's 8/10 librarian who I would see almost every day next week and made her laugh and didn't stutter, she's also single but idk wishful thinking on my part, because im a 6'0 skelly and 11 years younger than her

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> I'm 5'10
> 19 and achieved more than 98% of people my age.
> Be at least pretty average looking. But if I get good lighting and a good camera angle can look pretty good
> Pretty driven and ambitious
> Have had difficulty making friends most of my life because I think and act differently from other people most of my life
> No mental illness
> Am in pretty good physical condition
> Graduate from my 4 year degree in 1 year (yes when I'm 20) and plan to go on to a masters.

Because I now live abroad and I don't have many connections. Hence I can't really meet any girls.

I am mostly interested in a driven but shy or introverted girl. Someone who is kind and not crazy.

If your interested go ahead and send me an email: [email protected]

Also ask questions, those are always good.
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you sound disgusting, i do not want to be your friend or girlfriend
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>No mental illness
>Posting this shit on /r9k/
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You should have said you were 6'2 and looked like a Greek sculpture from the neckdown, OP. Women aren't attracted to intelligence.

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Do you guys still want girlfriends? I definitely don't anymore.
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>>27101506
I don't fucking care, I want purpose and meaningful death.
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Kind of? I mean, because porn was as far as my exposure to women went, I can only think of them as sexual objects. Nothing more.

It's funny too, cause all these bitches bitch about men thinking they are nothing but sexual objects, when in fact they are doing nothing but raising and validating men who think of them only as sexual objects.
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Well, if I miraculously meet a girl I can get along with, certainly. But that hasn't happened for five years.

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I want a girl that
>doesn't sleep around with random guys
>dresses conservatively
>is feminine
>is cute
>isn't a normalfag

Do girls like that exist in the real world or should I just focus on my 2D waifu?
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>>27101477
How do I avoid having false expectations of girls?
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Yes

Just go to church and talk to women there
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>>27101542

Talk to girls

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Any /feelosophers/ here

What are some readable intellectual philosophy works that I can read and soak in for the wisdom that you robots recommend?
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Anything by pic related.
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NEET-core
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Pleb tier:
Kant
Nietzsche

Add pleb philosophers to the list.

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>Footlong blt from subway

I eat that

>Money from the government

I need that

>wagecucks waking up at 6 am to go to work

I watch that


your move wageslave
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>Bitches' pussies
I eat that

>Getting fucked up with normie friends on weekends
I need that

>NEETs with nothing better in their lives than to shitpost
I watch that
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>>27101377
> your moma

i eat dat

>your moma

i need dat

>yor moma

i watch dat
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>>27101377

B T F O
T
F
O

NEETs on suicide watch

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Remember me? I'd post every few months or so to talk about my online business, and how I planned to travel to SE Asia and live there once it became stable income.

Well take a look - over 90% of that is pure profit. Pulling that income in Thailand I'd live like a god damn king.

Stay salty you cynical fucks. 95% of you told me I was wasting my time and wouldn't be successful. Who's laughing now?
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I'm jelly to be quite honest, what do you do?
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Pretty cool what is your online business I wish I had my own :(
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Do you have any open positions, you might remember me from your thread a few months back?

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