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>So anon, since it's clear you're never going to bring a girlfriend home to meet us, when are you going to bring a boyfriend home?
>>27107260
I never understand the logic that sense you have never had a gf you are gay. Where the fuck do these people come up with this logic? There is no way for this to be considered logical in any way.
>>27107260
I'm quite thankful I'm not gay. Aside from the various stigmas that surround them, it seems like even most gay guys just want to fuck and not commit to anything long term.
I might have kissed more guys then girls, but I'm not gay.
ITT: we pretend we're republicans.
Ohhhh aintdatawgermind. Hurrdurr hyuk hyuk hyuk hurrrrr im inbred. Ah luv muh guns hurrr hyuk hyuk hyuk durrrrrrrr.
>>27107184
Did a southerner fuck your girlfriend or something?
>>27107184
>>>/b/
shit tier op
>>27107184
I'm going to be a Democrat.
>omg omg triggered omg SO bigoted literally I cant my body my choice shitlord #feelthebern
hello robots
i am doing a presentation for school, the topic is
>compare and contrast how men are portrayed in the media in the 1960s versus today.
i'm supposed to use at least three adverts to explain my position. i thought you guys might have some ideas. in return, i will provide delicious grils
This would take you 5 minutes on google. Ads in the 60s portrayed men as intelligent and women as idiotic children. Ads today have gone in the complete opposite direction, because the idea of portraying both genders equally isn't something that ad makers understand.
>>27107001
how's the tenth grade going anon?
>>27107027
do you have any example adverts?
all i can find about it from google really is a bunch of shit claiming
>muh raycism
>muh women in the kitchen
1) If you could give up your life to be chad would you do it?
2) Describe your exact feelings when you see this picture.
>>27106956
1)would do it without thinking
2)sadness
>>27106956
1) Depends on what you mean by be a Chad. Have good looks and social skills? Absolutely. Have to actually act like simple caveman douchebag? No thanks pham
2) Nothing really. Good for them I guess
>>27106956
1) No. I like being a looser too much. I mean the liberty of not being pushed into anything and nobody expects me to do anything leaves so much open space.
2) I havent felt anything in a long time and some picture is surely not going to change it.
>eating healthier than ever
>cleaner than ever
>masturbating less frequently than ever
>more conservative than ever
Who /bestyearoftheirlife/ here
Were all gonna make it robots
>>27106918
>more conservative than ever
>Implying that's a good thing.
>>27106918
>more conservative than ever
how is this even related? As an indication that something's wrong with your mind?
>masturbating less frequently than ever
Because you're getting older and lose your "energy"?
>eating healthier than ever
I bet you're still fat.
>>27106943
Better than being a faggot liberal; I bet you want to legalise animal fucking
For robots who actually want to better their health: Have you tried picking up on swimming?
>good well rounded exercise giving your body flexibility and freedom
>nice general skill to have in swimming, could even help save a life
>refreshing feeling of the water can keep you working out for longer and removes sweat
>exercise which actually lowers stress and becomes an enjoyable pass time
>builds good stamina and strength due to the resistance of the water
>multiple forms of swimstyles to work on and balance out on
>tones your body and gives you a more naturally attractive physique
I know the idea of it if you're kind of fat is unsettling because of going shirtless like that, but you can get in the water quick and just keep swimming, the water and the movement will make it significantly less noticeable than standing at the edge of the water hesitating. I want you guys who strive for better health to do well too.
I'm afraid of being at a pool with a lot of people, or even a lifeguard. Were I near an empty body of water I would swim regularly
Solid advice. Picked up swimming 2 years ago.
Keeps you in shape pretty good and you can go and do it whenever you want since it's not a team sport.
>tfw would love to go swimming but am too ashamed of my lingering bacne and bacne scars
... and I'm fucking scared. Party starts in two hours and instead of beeing happy I'm in panic.
There will be about 35 girls and 10 guys. I hang out with three of them, of which only the girl who invited me will be there. I don't feel like I'll fit into that party. Some do know me, I was in school with their older siblings, but I was way weirder back then.
Anybody got recomendations how to deal with that, how to not freak out?
>>27106573
Just go and hang around the people you know, parties aren't as scary as they seem.
just be yourself you dumb normie
>>27106603
They no me, but not personally. I know the host and thats it. How do you even approch 2 year younger people without being creapy?
>>27106616
thank you, mom
I can tolerate most things from a girl, but not prior relationships with black or brown men. That, along with promiscuity, is my red line.
Fembots. Am I being unreasonable?
>>27106517
What does it matter, it's not like you're ever going to get a gf
>>27106517
>f e m b o t s
you have to go back
>>27106561
But I've already had several.
Just a regular, generic anon here...
Any of you guys involved in illegal activities?
>>27106489
I'm the hacker 4chan. Fite me.
>>27106489
I steal memes
I took ur mum for a walk without a permit
>le suicide is le selfish :^)
Can this meme die already?
>>27106188
I honestly think it's just something people say to try to rationalise existence when suicide is the logical answer. It's never, ever made sense to me.
It is if there is anyone who truly cares for you
>>27106188
shit taste on the image
but anyways its all about guilt, normies abhor guilt, it is the absolute worst torture they could ever feel. Ironic how incredibly fucking selfish it is to demand other people continue to suffer so they can avoid feeling guilty.
Hello r9k i would like to encourage all people on this board to engage in a rather important intellectual discussion. The vast majority of us are red-pilled individuals that have gathered a large sum of knowledge as it pertains to the nature of women. We have also came to understand the power our genetics have over our successes and failures. Lastly we have came to learn that the general population (Normies) typically only act in their own self interest and are absolutely oblivious to the sufferings of the world.
As a long time poster on this board i feel that we need to discuss the potential future for mankind, and in particular the future for us fellow robots.
In the future i see nothing but pain and despair for us robots. Religion is rapidly leaving the developed world and causing the very moral fabric the west was built upon to rip apart. Science is rapidly marching towards oblivion as it slowly learns the true nature of man and the unimportance of life itself. We are also watching developed economies around the world slowly collapse under the weight of automation. All of this occurs as the "bright" minds of the future claim we are marching towards a "utopia".
I would like to end this post by writing about how i see the potential future. Firstly i believe we will see a revival of scientific racism and eugenics as we make more discovery into the nature of genetics. I also see our world and society becoming radically more gynocentric. Lastly i feel that our capitalist economy will collapse on itself when automation invades every factory and office.
The only future i can reasonably imagine is a bleak one. I hope some other robots can chime in an possibly add some value to this conversation.
>>27106104
Dude you are fucking stupid. You sound like a /pol/ tin foil hat conspirator. The future is going to be great we might never have to work again quit complaining!!!
> Religion is rapidly leaving the developed world
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is already a war in Europe.
Muslims will outbreed the Eruopeans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnpCqsXE8g#t=58m23s
Time goes in cycles
The oppressed rise up only to oppress their masters
Time forgets the old masters as oppressors
The old oppressors rise up to become the new.
History can be divided in terms of faith based vs evidence based paradigms.
Crowley said the new masters always villify the old ones
Things will be no different in the future except these paradigm shifts will happen alot quicker until we all just collectively say fuck it and blow each other up in a microsecond.
Unless theres someway to make for a great exodus.
If we cant leave this shit show for the wild blue yonder or something like it we will only destroy ourselves.
why dont you have a gf yet?
>>27106064
Bc I am an azn in a western country
>>27106079
I knew an asian manlet who was awkward as fuck and his gf was a perfect 10
>>27106122
Anime characters don't count
I need to tittyfuck so bad, god help me
>>27105790
do you have a benis?
>>27105827
Will it help me get what I need
>>27105892
In here yeah.
Well men of /r9k/? what do you prefer? this is very important so choose carefully.commando is not an option
>>27105750
Trunks
I mostly just wear jeans over pajama pants and pull on an overcoat to cover it, though
boxer briefs
or women's panties when I'm alone
Why bother wearing underwear, it's not like a woman is going to see me without my shorts on.
What was your worse subject in high school? Mine was physics.
>>27105667
You're not a robot if your worse subject wasnt PE.
Sex ed.
>>27105689
You're not a robot if you didn't have a medical excuse for PE.
