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Why can't I find a gf /r9k/? Do I really look like a beta?
Pic is me
>>27114292
Bjergsen?
you kinda look like me
cuz why are we so betaaaa
>>27114292
holy shit is that you bjerg
Anyone want to take in a NEET? Things are getting a little sticky here and I need to hit the road soon. I just need somewhere to lie my head, acceptable Wifi, and some food to fill my belly. I can arrange to get my own food if that's too much to ask.
Don't think this is too out of the ordinary, I've lived with a few robots before. I can fix up your house, clean your dishes, walk your dog, take care of your cat, keep your grandma company, whatever you need me to do. I would be like your own personal slave. No gay stuff though.
I keep to myself and I'm a bit of a recluse, so I wouldn't even bother you. You wouldn't even know I was there. Like a butler who got all your chores done, so you never needed to lift a finger.
Im interested. Where are you from?
What country you live in, mate?
>>27114065
>>27114102
I'm from the US, near Virginia right now.
Mathematics is the most robot tier degree.
Anyone who isn't pursuing math is a normie and needs to get out.
>>27113949
Admit it, you're just a set of axioms that skinned a man and wears him like a meat-suit just because you where fascinated by the shape of leaves on trees as perceived by the human eye.
How about a double major in computer science and philosophy?
>>27113949
>tfw used to be rain man math wiz
>tfw drank my brain to death and am just rain man retarded
When was the last time you were irrationally mad?
What did you do with your anger?
>>27113660
I really don't like to talk about it senpai
>>27113681
Is that because you feel that talking about your anger doesn't provide any therapeutic relief?
FUCK JUST PUSH THE BED DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What hobbies and interests would you absolutely want to share with your ideal girlfriend?
I think more often than anything else I find myself wishing I had a girlfriend I could stay inside and write music with all day.
It would be fantastic to have a gf as into videogames as I am. Ideally the same type of games, too, but that's just being greedy.
Wouldn't even need to multiplay. It would just be a shared interest.
>>27113594
That sounds really lame.
>>27113691
Why is that lame? Making music is fun when you do it with other people.
>mfw I find out he's a virgin
>>27113591
Are women seriously this sickened by virgins?
>>27114004
Yes. But women are also stupid as hell. It would be pretty easy to fool them that you're not virgin.
>>27114021
I have a shy male friend who is attracted to me.. you just know he's a virgin from his personality lol
>$2,000 in NEETbux on Monday
Thanks for all your hard work wagecucks.
so you get thousands of dollars in disability allowance a month? i know you're full of shit because that kind of expenditure would bankrupt the government
HAHAHAHAHA L M F A O
2000 DOLLARS?
FUCKING POORFAGS MAN
HOW DO YOU SURVIVE??
>>27113578
I find it crazy how people survive off other people's money and have lots of kids, it's the ultimate evolutionary achievement
Please explain to me why you STILL don't have a prostitute gf?
Because most people here are either underage or broke ass NEETs.
>>27113498
The same reason I don't go into a swamp and get leeches attached to me. Prostitutes are filthy and full of (most likely) disease. You never want to put your cock into something that's had hundreds of cocks in before, it's a weird bonding experience.
>>27113534
Actually prostitutes are less likely to have STDs than the average sexually active female adult.
are there any other robots who love short haired girls, the obviously superior girls.
>>27113446
That's a boy... i think. .
>>27113523
Oh god... I'd fuck it either way
>>27113821
>>27113523
it's not a boy, it's the ideal female
>tfw no death fetish gf
>>27113376
>white people
You cumskins are fucking disgusting
Life truly is sufferingbloxxx
>>27114085
Wtf man why kill the qt?????
Who is /drunk/ in here
Typing is so hard, but being drunk is worth it, I finally feel good after a day of seriously wanting to kill myself
Not yet, I like to wait until the sun goes down to drink but I will be in a couple hours. Got a big bottle of wine, prolly gonna drink half of it tonight at least.
>>27113339
What have you drink, OP?
Tell us about, we're curious.
>>27113706
eh, just 4 big beers, doesn't seem big but it really affected me
I'm a manlet and I haven't eaten anything before
Why don't you just become a cute girl already? It would solve all your problems.
I'm lazy
also not deranged
>>27113363
You could be super-lazy and have a nice gf or bf take care of you while you stay NEET and play video games all day if you become a pretty tranny.
>>27113399
if he becomes a tranny then chances are he wont getting a decent gf.
https://twitter.com/josiebird93/status/665936434742759425
I've seen A LOT of nerdy girls like this one and they ALWAYS have a combination of the following:
a) have a bf
b) tweet/ask people to buy them stuff/do something for them as a joke (but not really)
c) muh mental health issues.
Is it truly better to fake being a chad to get a stacy instead of a nerdy turboslut?
>>27113330
she is just asking for ride, what makes her a wh0re?
>>27113330
>fake being a chad
how exactly do i fake being a 10/10 6'2 male white/light skinned male?
>>27113473
Chad is a personality, not an appearance.
Why are kilos of cocaine and heroin usually like duct taped around the kilo?
I couldn't find an image of it, but whenever you see a kilo of coke or heroin in a film, it is usually duct taped around the brick.
Why? I don't get it.
>>27113329
Why are you looking at kilos of coke in the first place?
and why do you ask?
>>27113377
I was just watching a television series and they had a kilo of coke that had duct tape around it.
And I've seen it taped like that before in plenty of films, so I was just wondering why that's done.
>>27113419
Uh huh.
and what makes you think we'll know?
>A-anon, it's going to be a b-boy!
[ ] Abort
[ ] Do Not Abort
>>27113198
>Do not abort
>>27113198
i will never have gf or children so discussing this doesnt matter
but i would prefer to have a girl first then a boy a year and a half later
She's clearly more than 3 months in which means an abortion would not even be ethical regardless of the baby.
