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Is r9k a symptom of the decline of western civilization?
>>27125386
A symptom of white male laziness and privilege
everyone here is ugly but they all expect sex
why might that be?
>>27125430
>le straight white male pwivlige
either a troll
or back to r/twoxchromosomes.
r9k is the result of over feminzation of young boys
we're raised almost entirely by women and i'm willing to bet 90% of the people here did not have any real male role models to look up to
Uni is like a worse version of school.
I literally have no friends
>>27125286
join a club, talk to a person
or kill yourself
Is going to uni at 21/22 weird?
at least there are girls' living quarters nearby from which you can procure dirty panties
at least that's what i do, uni is the best thing to ever happen to me
Any robots from Germany here?
Anwesend uezs
Sieg Hitler
>>27125221
>Any robots from Germany here?
Why are you looking for German bots?
>trying acid for the first time tonight
what can I expect? I'm tripping with my friend and we're having someone watch us.
Psychedelics are the only class of drugs I haven't really experimented with yet. I'm pretty excited.
Don't take acid at night. It's a daytime drug for sure. Very externalized, you want lots of stimulus, not darkness and quiet. Plus, you can't sleep on LSD. You'll end up exhausted from your trip and unable to sleep in the morning.
Take the acid around 10 or 11 AM.
>>27126227
Thiss..Tripping during the daytime is way better than at night.
As this anon said if you take it at night you will not sleep and be sitting there at 6am still high as a kite but so tired you're not having fun anymore.
As for what you can expect: Good visuals, an increased sense of emotion, a new introspective view on oneself, and lots of laughing at everything. Have fun!
Get ready to feel weirder and more uncomfortable than you ever did before.
>feeling normal
>decide to lay down and go to sleep
>start thinking about the point of life
>struggling to find a reason not to kill myself
>only my parents remain the reason I'm not dead yet
>try listening to music, end up listening to depressing music and wanting to kill myself even more
>wake up and blogpost on /r9k/
how are you anons doing
>>27125037
I'm tired. Of everything. Did you come to a conclusion in your thinking about the point of life?
>>27125109
Yeah me too anon
I concluded that there's nothing
im only here because of the expectations of other people anyway
>>27125037
Similar boat anon
Everything I've ever wanted in life has been just barely out of reach for me
And once you're in your 20s, you stop growing, so I'm not going to get any closer
I don't want to hurt my mom like that, but I hope that she'll be okay
Hahahaha wagie wagie slavie slavie something something cuck cuck tendies tendies BENIS IN BAGINA !!!! XDDDD Oppa Gangnam Style!
NEET comedian does it again!
>>27124987
>ironic humour
Of course wagies would have plebeian humour. If you want to make us NEETgods laugh then get off the stage and go back to Mr.Shekelstein's daily buttfuck
10 out of 10! Bravo Nolan!
>23 years old
>anxiety, depression
>overweight, been working out to fix it past 2 months
>didn't finish highschool
>accepted into university, dropped out anyway
>virgin
>never had a girlfriend
>girl is travelling interstate to see me
>she knows all this but says she doesn't care
>how is that possible
>i don't believe her
>i can't believe her
>no idea what to fucking do
>>27124953
There's only one reasonable option at this point, OP. Just make sure you those resealable plastic sandwich bags for her severed breasts and labia when you turn yourself over to the police.
>>27124967
I'd probably kill myself before I killed anyone else
>>27124953
lou tzu
love, cj
>tfw this board is getting too young for me
>tfw no longer feel I belong even among the autists of this hellhole
>tfw most of robots here will be fine and are just feeling the usual depression of growing up into this shitty world
I guess the oldfags either make it or die trying.
cry about it you old faggot
what's your age
eep eep
>>27124930
I wish I could anon but I stopped crying like 4 years ago and can no longer even if I feel like shit.
Are you for or against Trump?
Do you think he will make life better or worse for you?
No president will affect my life in any real way, but I love Trump because he's funny and pisses off normies
Trump is literally 4chan the candidate. If you oppose him, you need to get the fuck off this website right now.
>>27124490
Are you retarded? Bernie is beta and will give us NEETbux. Trump is a Chad who will make us all wageslaves.
Is it something specific?
I am curious, or is more a societal thing?
Everything
They way they look
Smell
Act
The way they blame their fat on genetics etc..
>>27124441
I'm a skeleton, so I genuinely don't understand how
some could ever get as fat as they do. I'm 6'0 135, and
I eat a lot and eat fatty. To be able to get to 200-300
pounds you'd have to eat an ungodly amount of food.
You'd have to spend most of your day eating. It's base
gluttony and it disgusts me.
I don't mind fatties who don't make a big deal of it nor blame anyone else but themselves. Fat acceptance movements and shit like that is absolutely disgusting.
Yes there are cases of getting fat because of some disease or medication but those are very rare compared to your normal whale who cries about being fat while doing nothing to improve their situation.
I know this isn't /his/, but I just finished this podcast and it was amazing.
i brought the subject here because I want you all to know how truly expendable men are.
At any time another world war could start, and our asses could be tossed out into a field to die.
As men, we are truly 100% expendable.
Unless your Chad....Chad doesn't go to war. He will stay and fuck the women you could never hook up with anyways.
Why is life so unfair?
>>27124373
>expendable men
That's old news amigo.
>>27124373
is pic the podcast's name?
I'm fresh out of podcasts to listen
also, life is unfair only for the people that follow the rules
little is known, there's one rule that override all the other rules
you know it. Don't get caught.
>>27124373
Total war will never happen again tho.
>you will never join a robot gang and harass and capture illegal immigrants
Why fucking live?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3485501/Bulgarian-gangster-organises-migrant-hunting-patrols-Turkish-border.html
>>27124317
Could you imagine doing this, but with a platoon of literal robots. Like the beep book kind.
>>27124392
What sort of crimes do you think would go on? I reckon roots would slap the shit out of the refugees (I would).
But what else? rapes?
>>27124317
Hnnng this sounds like actual fun
>racially Chinese
>legally Australian
>raised by culturally Chinese family
>Educated through the Australian education system
>culturally half Chinese and half Australian
>not culturally Australian enough to integrate with white Australians
>not culturally Chinese enough to adapt into mainland China
>get made fun of for being asian in Australia
>get called 'banana' -yellow on the outside, white on the inside- in China.
Such is life for us 1st generations
ching chng ba ling ha chong chinggy chang blant tchang dog yum ba ling chung?
>>27124315
You take yourself to seriously
The core tennent of Australian culture is laughing at yourself
Learn to do that and you will fit in
T. Bruce michaelson
>>27124315
>get called 'banana' -yellow on the outside, white on the inside- in China.
wow, I didn't think asians would use "yellow" to describe themselves when they're just as white as "whites"
Elliot Roger did nothing wrong
If you compare what he did to the rampage as outlined in his book, he failed to a ridiculous degree.
Pic not directly related
dont you think this guy looks like him? elliot is such wasted potential
orange juize
>out drinking
>talkin w/ cute girls
>tell her my job and she started laughing
>"so you're a nerd then?"
Instantly stopped liking this girl.
Should've shown her my bank account and walked away.
nerd isn't an insult anymore, faggot
>>27124002
Shut up, nerd
How do you like that? Dingus
>>27124016
I'm not a dingus, you hipster.
