Why don't you just cut your balls off?
what the fuck is going on in that pic atm senpai
>>27135387
2many dtf bitches on tinder
This is clearly mental illness. Trans people need help.
>took some cocaine through the day
>eventually ran out of material
>big fucking comedown approaching
In less than an hour, I will be in a lethargic state and I'll want to sodoku.
Already took some valium, maybe I got methadone in a drawer
Any advice on dealing with your comedown, robots ?
>>27135349
Coke comedowns aren't too awful if uou don't do it all the time
Just try to relax mang
I don't ever get a comedown from stims, just kinda get a little sleepy but unable to sleep. Don't let it get to your head, use that time to shitpost on /r9k/ and get comfy. Methadone's not gonna help you at all, it'll take hours for that to kick in and it'll keep you awake right as you're starting to doze off.
>>27135482
And I'm not fucking around, like I quit a four month daily meth habit a couple days ago and didn't feel any comedown. I feel pretty good right now. You just gotta chill out and not let it get to your head. You're not gonna be speeding forever.
Why the fuck do normies not appreciate anything any does for them and always try to be funny and make fun of us?
>Parents always asking why I never cook food for them
>Mostly because I cant cook and my food is trash
>Only meal I can make OK is sloppy joes
>Offer to make them sloppy joes
>they laugh at me and say OK
>I spend hours getting everything ready trying to ensure the meal is...
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>getting bullied by your parents
You know what to do anon.
>>27135335
Stop being so emotional about it and learn to not care. Also work on your cooking skills.
>sloppy no
OP btfo
Who /bordertown here?
I live in San Yisidro & I can literally walk to Mexico
why haven't you started building the wall?
nah but im in arizona
why would you want to walk to mexico anyway
>>27135210
Here!
Tijuana Master Race
>gravy flavored potato chips.
Your move, colonial cousin.
>actually thinking novelty flavoured chips are unique to the US
One thing I miss about Europe is that instead of barbecue chips, they've got fucking paprika chips. That shit is so fucking tasty. I was munching on those all fucking day in Krautland. Craving for that shit right now.
I realIy fucked up.
>>27134619
Tell us your story anon.
Or did you just do this for the (you)'s?
>>27134619
go on
also i remember you. what does that percentage represent?
>>27134619
Miscalculated "pi" or something?
In what scenario could you see yourself committing suicide?
>>27134374
This one.
Enjoy the (You)
Diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
But I'd forget about it.
Getting fatter and unhealthier until heart attack. My heart's already hurting like hell, so this must be a good sign. Sweet release of death.
Dear r9k
I am 21 years old and I have never come in my life. Despite being able to maintain an erection for a long time, I feel no good sensation when attempting to fap. None whatsoever. I have never ejaculated and I have no idea what it feels like to feel sensual pleasure.
Obviously I am a KV.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have tried to masturbate many times. The longest I've tried for is one hour.
Sometimes I get some precum but no sensation and obviously no ejaculation.
Do you feel the urge to masturbate ever? Do you ever get a boner without even trying?
Or do you force yourself to get an erection and force yourself to try and masturbate?
Who is this aryan angel?
>>27133434
pretty sure i saw her on blacked
>>27133434
i don't know but my beta bucks are waiting on standby.
>not knowing the context
fuck off you dont deserve her
Share your horrible mother stories
>be me 5 years old
>have deadbeat mom who leaves me alone with babysitter so she can go clubbing/drinking
>get molested constantly to the point off trying to be an hero at age 6 but end up just breaking leg
>mom finds out but she just ignores it bc "friend of family"
>mom died 2 days ago
>didn't see her on her deathbed
>>27131801
What does it mean exactly that she "abused" you? nowdays that word it's so misused
>>27132165
basically kiddy bondage
it seriously fucked me up and i don't wanna go into further details about it
>>27132203
yes you do
it's okay anon, just let it out. it's not your fault
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
WAGEYS = KEKS
>>27131655
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
NEETS = INSECURE
If the NEET life is so great, why do you feel the need to shitpost everyday and have a smug superiority about it, not unlike a chad?
>>27131680
I'm a modern day Robin Hood. I steal from the bitch and give to the whore.
Keep on supportive my lifestyle while I fuck your girl, Elliot.
>>27131728
>Keep on supportive my lifestyle while I fuck your girl
Why are you lying on an anonymous imageboard?
Why are you acting like such a chad?
>LOL BRO YOU MAD BRO I TAKE ALL OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY BRO AND I FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND BRO
>tfw tranneet
>>27130191
The bad part of being a tranny and a neet is that you will never have money for:
>Hormones.
>Surgery so you don't look like a monster.
>Cute clothes.
>cute shoes.
>weaboo neet shit (as always with any neet)
>>27130191
Give us some pics of you in sexy poses.
>>27130258
im not sexy
>Ameritrumps will defend this
wow I would have thought there were more starbucks than that, and I never would have guessed more subway than mcdonalds
>>27134495
How is this a bad thing? A lot of those gun shops are small mom and pop stores. Plus wall mart sells guns to that might be skewing the numbers.
>>27134495
Supply and demand. I grow most of my food like many Americans and buy my guns at the shop. Although it is fairly easy to make guns and ammo too if you have the raw materials.
>I want a man who can make me laugh teeheehee xD
What am I supposed to be a fucking clown now? With a big red nose, a wig, big-ass shoes fitting in a tiny-ass car like a fucking clown? Juggling and doing backflips and shit?
Fuck that, I don't know about y'all but I'm not a clown. I'm a man.
Making a girl laugh is basically the mating dance of humans.
You don't have to lose any dignity to gen laughs. Hell half of humor is getting laughs at others' expense, or if you're not the type for insult humor, pointing out the absurdity of situations doesn't hurt anyone.
>>27134465
We didn't evolve into clowns, we evolved into men.
Greetings from /fa/
I don't use /r9k/ but every time I fill out a captcha and it says "I am not a robot" I imagine hundreds of neckbeards posting something on this board, clicking the captcha and either just leaning back and guffawing and chortling about how well the fooled the system, or you guys get sad because you feel like you just betrayed your robot friends
Post your misconceptions/stereotypes about boards you don't use
>pic unrelated
a common misconception about /fa/ is that they dress well
>>27133526
Talk shit post fit
I'm with my girl right now imperial, can u say the same
>>27133493
>Greetings from /fa/
stopped reading right there. fuck off retard. you guys have the worst memes, the worst users, the worst board culture. I'm not jealous, I just give every board a chance and yours has been the only one worse than /mu/ so far. To top it all off, you guys don't even dress well.