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Old school YouTube drama fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38fpH6m4S8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZfzyeDZAF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC-nGDjVfXk
>>27147975
damn i wouldnt mind her forcibly sitting on my face
>>27148005
I'd like to just jam my middle finger up there with no warning straight in her ass no lube no warning no NOTHING.
Fucking stupid bitch...
Can we get a (You) thread going?
>>27147800
Fuck you op fucking fick you dick
>>27147825
And here's your (You)
>>27147833
No really fuck you all.
What is the most Chad country?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad
>>27147586
Afrika
>>27147595
fucking Chad Chadwick comes from there
any australian robots live on their own solely on centrelink?
Nuh. I'm thinking about moving to a remote area and see how that works when it's time to report
>>27147576
I want to
Hopefully I'll get to see a Psych soon and get diagnosed with something that makes me eligible for disability.
>>27147576
It is completely possible if you live off nothing but rice, don't have a car and don't use electricity or internet. why aren't you grateful for your handout?!?! btw go and work for 25 hours a week at half of minimum wage voluntarily or we'll stop being so generous" - normal australian voter
Any of you robots write poetry to try and work out what's going on in your head? I do it cause I hate to share feelings with my family. Mine is below, feel free to contribute/criticise
She was There
and then She Left
vanished into my memories
leaving behind slivers of shadows,
wisps of wind,
Gleaming through the woodwork
She's There
in the Silence of a song
nurturing The fragments, buried deep
Why won't She leave.
She said She would leave.
She said say Nothing
And so i said Nothing
And so i said
Each unveiling of a memory tarnishes it
the diamonds slip back into the rough
the Snipping scissors
the Ragged razors
are keener.
When She's there, i lose her more
fading away
into the
dusk
>>27147465
I love poetry and it's probably the art form dearest to my heart but it's so fucking useless and no one can appreciate it. Just a total waste of time.
>>27147510
This is the first time ive bothered to share something, it's more cathartic to me. A hobby that isn't self destructive
I did something bad r9k, i killed someones cat on purpose today.
>Next-door neighbor, 9/10 girl.
>Always tried to get her attention but it never worked
>Never invited me to parties at her house or anything of the likes
>Her boyfriend is handsome as fuck and beats me in every category
>Got angrier as the days go on, every-time his car was parked at the front of the house i was enraged and felt hatred to both her and him
>Knew he was fucking her
>Anyway be out in the back today when i see her beloved cat on my fence just sitting there.
>Decide to grab a brick from the shed, break it in half and throw it at the cat
>It got it right in the side of the head and literally just dropped to the ground on my side of the fence
>Picked it up and threw it back over and it landed on her lawn
>2 hours later i hear her screaming
>Was too pussy to look through the window
Sort of feel bad, i didn't think or understand what i was doing at the time. I didn't mean it she is half to blame. It's her fault.
>>27147442
>she is half to blame. It's her fault.
for?
Threads like these are the threads that tumblr and reddit see and tell all their friends and news stations that 4chan is evil
>>27147453
Fuck off norm-shit
Who are some good and funny youtubers out there? What are some good youtube channels, I don't really watch many but I want to get into them but there sure is a lot of crap out there. How do you even navigate it so that you don't get the crap?
another h3h3 shill thread
kill yourself, pleb manchild
saged and hidden
>>27147329
I love that guy, he's great, go check him out.
but no fuck you asshole that's not what I am retard fuck off you go kill yourself asshole I asked a legitimate question I'm trying to start a discussion suck your own dick
>>27147329
The fuck is wrong with you, salty plebian normie cis manchild?
Anyone here just mad at the world?
I am pissed off at the world because when I was 15, me and a bunch of friends got expelled from school because of lolicon. I never went back because I was threatened a shit ton. My friend who went back got his ass beat until he left the second week of school. I always had anxiety before that at school, and I had IBS, where I would almost shit my pants every day in the mornings. I just hated high school. I was so glad when I got expelled, and I basically lived the NEET life from then until now, being a 24 year old KV. Hating people, and things, is just my purpouse in life. I hate women for never liking me, which I never had a chance of meeting any females. I hated niggers because of shitposts on here. I just hate everything. I don't have a GED or a high school diploma and can't get a job. I have very shitty social skills and sometimes forget how to speak English because I go weeks at a time not talking to anyone verbally. I do have a deep voice, and not a manlet, but am a lanklet, and just don't care about anything.
Should I go on living, r9k?
All the people in r9k need physical activity and fap once a week when your testosterone is max.
I was once one of the shittiest beta in this board, however eating healthy, going outside a lot and swimming saved me.
Right now I can swim 6km, I have a decent friend group who are social but not normies, I can talk and flirt with girls (asian girls can date you at least it happened for me).
So don't kill yourself. Stop playin vidya, eat healthy, do some physical activity, fap once a week and go outside a lot. All you need is healthy life anon.
>>27147371
I can tell you my life right now.
I don't swim because I'm nowhere near water, but if you swim in a pool, there are no pools. I have no idea how to get friends, since I have no outlet to meet people at. I play Garry's Mod and have around 5,000 hours in it, that's my only game I play on Steam because I'm a poor fag. I fap about 1-3 times a day. I don't even fap with my hands, I made a makeshift sex pillow. So yea, that's that.
>be born
>get diagnosed with asthma at five months of age
>supplied with tons of asthma medications as a kid to keep my lungs open
>get prescribed advair when I was five or six (which I'm still on today)
>grow slow as fuck, usually the shortest kid in my class
>parents figure I'm a late bloomer
>continue to take advair, asthma progressively gets better
>now taking advair to prevent asthma from acting up
>still short as fuck
>5'4 on the dot and 20 years old
>find out recently that advair is notorious for stunting growth
>growth plates are now sealed so I have no chance of growing anymore
>doctor told me according to family history I should've been around 5'11
>how short as fuck with big as fuck feet, wide shoulders, and big head
>I look like a freak among freaks
fuck
Let's discuss hymens.
Are all women born with one?
What is its purpose?
Is it supposed to be broken, and bleed during first intercourse?
Seems fucked up to me. Wouldn't you want to just stretch it slowly? Blood is never good right? I mean in terms of evolution, why would breaking a tissue and creating an open wound prone to infection, be selected for?
Is it possible to have sex with a girl, and her hymen still exist?
Can the fembots please educate us males on your hymens. They don't teach you this stuff in high school. What is your experience of your hymen? Did you have to break it? What about tampons wouldn't they hurt if you had a hymen? Did you lose your virginity, and your hymen break, and did you bleed? Wouldn't that hurt?
Robots say "no hymen no diamond", becuse the hymen proves the girl hasn't had intercourse? But surely the girl could of had many sex partners, just none that broke the hymen? Like blowjobs, or anal sex etc. Or maybe just the tip.
Does the hymen really prove anything? And I read it can be broken by horse riding, or maybe masturbation, like a hairbrush end, and I saw on motherless a girl broke hers. A broken hymen doesn't mean necessarily she isn't a virgin, right?
>>27147133
You're just going to get 200 posts of roastie cunts claiming
>muh horseriding
>muh tampons
>muh elasticity
Waste of time even bothering
its called a freshness seal, I mean you wouldn't drink coffee you bought from a shop that didn't have the aluminium seal, right?
Hymns are pretty much fake. They're the left over tissue from when fetus development. Some are more solid than others, but most disintegrate or reduce as they grow. It's not completely solid tissue either, how else would they have their periods and such?
>mom found the poop sack
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
You're posting about poop bags on a meet forum for entertainment.
>>27147064
you're doing the meme wrong, it's supposed to be poop sock
>>27147064
>poop sack
literal rock bottom
How do people have such great social skills?
Practice. Trial and error and learn from it; over and over and over.
>>27147034
>Practice. Trial and error
I call bullshit.
I knew many kids in primary school who commanded large groups of friends. Why? Money. All their friends parents knew each other and were rich.
Also, when I was 13 some girls in my class were socially dominating. How? They hardly had practice in such a short period of time. How could they be so incredibly confident at such a young age?
It's genetic. You are born with the skills, or you are not.
>>27147094
>GENETICS
then how come my parents were normie but I'm loser, it's to do with physical and social conditioning (sports parties etc)
Anyone got some good success stories?
I was at the wedding of a guy a week ago and it really struck me when the best man said during his speech that the groom used to get "bullied quite heavily" when they were kids.
I have only known him as an adult and I couldn't believe the guy would have ever been bullied. He's funny, confident, successful, always seems to be the center of attention and while not traditionally handsome he's built as fuck and just married a beautiful girl a few years younger than him.
Have you known anyone that's made the transformation from beta to alpha? Do you know all the details of their journey?
This is the story of my old social achievements :
I used to be really lonely in my youth years , literally had noone to even talk to, just used to cruise alone like a beta fag. Someday i met this guy , only knew him as Dan. He was pretty much in the same situation as me , it was , for both of us as if we just started living. I met him at my usual fishing spot (i used to go fishing a lot back then , it relaxed me) and we started hanging out fishing over there for quite a few months. One day he introduced me to this grill that claimed to be 24 years old , and even seemed pretty mature in her choice of words. Those were really fun times , the 3 of us had a lot of fun for almost an year i would say, but one day he just disappeared...both him and her...my only friends , gone... 6 months passed and i met him again , spent a week with him , but it was different, he changed...wasnt that curious guy anymore , he was sad and angry at life... We stopped talking to each other... And that's why you don't play mmorpgs guys....
>>27147016
No one can make a full transition from beta to alpha. You're born beta or alpha. At best a beta can become a highly functioning normalfag.
>>27147360
>No one can make a full transition from beta to alpha. You're born beta or alpha.
Loser talk.
Who /monk/ here?
>don't need money
>don't need gf
>always happy
>drinking tea, meditating and reading books all day
Why have you not found the way of Buddha yet?
>>27146907
I've thought about it, but I like drugs and jerking off too much to go full /monk/
>>27146939
You can still do that just in moderation, anon.
If you guys want some recommended /lit/ just ask me.
>>27146907
>Why have you not found the way of Buddha yet?
I'm catholic and comfortable with that.
>Want to be an artist
>Realize im only doing this so I can draw anime porn all day instead of getting a social life
>will gain nothing else of value
is it worth it?
I don't know, do you really want to dedicate your life to porn.
I mean I guess you could, but there are more lofty goals out there.
People make really solid money from drawing 2D porn on a commission basis. The number of autists out there with software dev jobs and money to burn who want to see their favourite MLP pony getting DP'd by a dragon and an anthropomorphic tiger is surprisingly large.
Just saying, even if it's not artistically pure, you can still make a decent living off of it.
>>27146835
can't think of a higher purpose than anime porn
me:excuse me, mind if I get your number
stacy: just ask my beta orbiter anon he knows my number
me: It's okay if you don't wanna give your number it's not like I'm forcing you or anything
stacy: no problem just ask my beta orbiter
watcha think bots? think I had a chance?
Your chance ended as soon as you asked if she 'minds' if you get her number.
Okay, why would you ask if she minds? Why not just say 'hey let me get your number' or 'hey i'd like to go do (interesting activity) together, put your number in my phone and we can get together'
No one, not a man or a woman or a transgender or a dog or a squirrel or a flounder or a Republican or anything else, likes a passive person. It's like trying to handle a glass of canola oil. It's very messy and you're worse off afterwards.
>>27146706
Aren't flounders all about being passive? Spending most of their day hiding in the ground? Shouldn't the ones who are skilled at being passive be respected since it's their main activity?
>>27146706
english is not my first language, I'll translate it better.
>Is it okay if I get your number
