>she finally broke up with the other guy
>I live in a different city now
>>27159666
Yeah, go running back to her like a little lapdog.
Great idea.
>>27159666
yeah keep chasing her you disgusting little pet.
desu out
>>27159683
>>27159714
I didn't even remotely imply that I was going to do anything like that, fucking retards
When did you first start smoking weed, r9k?
Pic unrelated
Never, because I'm not a hedonistic degenerate.
>>27159624
year and a half ago, down to three joints a day now.
14nb
I don't know what to do with my life
I want to be an artist but there's a lot of luck in making it as an artist
I don't know what to do
Help?
You have approximately a .001% chance of making a living as a fine artist.
Stick to doing art as a hobby. You'll be happier that way.
>>27159689
And if you weren't born into a wealthy family...about a .000001% chance.
Hello r9k, hello 4chan.
I've bin here for years, moaning about my horrible life, moaning about this and that..everything.
But this night after reading buddhas teachings, and reading eckhart tolle for weeks, i woke up after a beautiful dream of full peace, flying through the world and living the moment.
After i woke up, everything felt so peaceful, everything that seemed hateful towards me suddenly was peace, love.
Then i got it, i felt it.
I got that everything that we "hate" or don't want, is just imagination.
What's...
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sounds like you are gonna make it senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKy98LtSY2U
This was nice to read. You should still stick around though, this place could do with some more positive vibes.
What if I want to have sex
Would you rather be born 10 years earlier or 10 years later?
earlier desu
Earlier. No question.
The future is beyond bleak.
I could've been a teenager in the 90's. That would've been the fucking bomb.
>>27159198
10,000 years later.
How is this not original? Who's been going on about thousands of years?
Post phrases the robot hasn't filtered yet
I smell Delicious
Candles are scented
Leicester have won!
Are piss/cum jars and shit jugs actually a thing? Anyone here partake in this behavior? What compels you to do it?
No rudeness intended here, I'm genuinely curious.
>>27158981
i only ever did pissjugs
it was very convenient for if i was drunk and didnt feel like getting up, or if it was like early morning and i had to piss id just go in the jug under my bed because i was tired and didnt feel like getting up yet.
im not even a robot, ive had sex with a girl from okc on that bed while the jug was under it
>>27158981
There can be proof, I assure you
To confirm it, go to a place called/mlp/and ask about the cum jar experiment
>>27159083
Don't make me go to that board for the love of god.
So Im pretty much pic related.
Where is my QT 3.14 runner gf?
In other news, my 4 mile jogs to the beach (8 miles round trip) are a lot more fun now that Ive got some MAGA T shirts. My once humble community has been filled with rich Arabs and other obnoxious foreigners. Their frowns are pretty amusing. The "mind=blown" look of the uber liberal yoga yuppies is also to die for. They simply cant process someone other than a diabetes riddled boomer would support Donald Trump. You can feel "it cant happen here" beliefs they had being shattered.
Pretty...
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>>27158969
Runners look disgusting famalam. Get /fit/
>>27159025
Runnerbod is the physique of primal man.
Meatheads stand no chance outside of bar brawls.
>>27159173
Either go full intensity or full endurance. Our bodies are built to either walk or sprint the fuck away at maximum speed, nothing inbetween. Running is a retarded thing, the only valid reason to do it is for fun. HIIT has it surpassed in literally every way including cardiovascular gains. And natty lifting won't magically turn you into some meathead you're so afraid of. Unless you're dedicated you won't get past ottermode, but that's enough to be stronger than most people and look way better...
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>tfw you get turned down for a job for not having enough facebook friends
Interviewer thought I made a fake account to try and make myself look good, because he noticed I never post and wasn't marked as in a relationship. Heads up, if you have a facebook account, make a bunch of fake posts and make a fake account to post on your wall as your "girlfriend", otherwise people will think you're a degenerate trying to make himself look good.
so what happens if you don't have a Facebook? I'm guessing they'll just think you're a serial killer or something right?
Sounds like you made this shit up. They'll check out your social media before you even get an interview, but never question you about it...
Fake shit
>Getting turned down because of that shit
I honestly wouldn't even care. That shows that the interviewer was a normie fuck that needs to be purged along with all the others.
Do you blame your parents for your current robot state? If so, why?
Definitely.
>cutfag, so cucked by life from day one
>mum didn't let me play with my friends outside of school without her permission, so I never learned how to be social
>dad was always working, so I never learned how to be a man
>>27158924
Mexican here. My family was Catholic when I was little, a lot Spics were too, so that meant I could mean I can make friends there easy but we became protestant. We went to a fairly new Guatemalan protestant church where I was the only kid there. All this was before I started elementary school.
Nah, I'm just a faggot
Anyone else /match/ here? Ask a 4th year med student robot going into anesthesiology anything.
Med students can't be robots. You're literally the most attractive profession.
>>27160069
Still a 26 KV though. All the time not spent with friends and doing normie stuff allowed me to focus and study stuff.
med student here. it is literally an aphrodisiac
what have you guys tried talking to women about? just in any conversation
>>27158842
Drugs
Religion
Meaning of life
.......................
Besides that mostly just a lot of "heh, yeah"s
Themselves and what's going on with them. It's the only thing that they enjoy talking about.
>eating dinner with girl at the quad on campus
>there for three hours while she talks about herself
>my only responses are to prompt her to talk more about herself and acknowledge that I am listening
>>27158982
>>my only responses are to prompt her to talk more about herself and acknowledge that I am listening
Actually an under rated strategy. It might have the unintended effect of making an egotist attracted to you though.
I had sex with 3 different girls on 3 consequtive weekends.
Ask me anything.
>>27158779
which ramen flavor is the best?
what does kissing 3 girls feel like?
>>27158779
what do you think about that chicago trump rally this weekend?
How come your parents didn't have a problem getting sex?
>>27158436
ive been laid bro, sex isnt hard, sex with stacy is hard
no internet, everybody got drunk and did drugs, thereby lowering there anxieties and their standards
>>27158499
Why do you care about stacy? She's a shallow whore.
>b-but she looks nice
Ok and then you complain about her wanting chad for his looks and not choosing you since you're so 'inteligent'
Non-virgin robots, how do you feel about eating ass ?
I do it almost every time I have lewd times with my gf.
Sometimes it's just a couple of slow licks, down from her ass all the way up to her clit, sometimes I spend 15/20 minute on her ass, she really loves and turns into a mess when I do. I started pushing a finger inside lately.
It started when I blindfolded her and did one quick lick and saw her twitch and moan. Before meeting up with her the next time, I just asked her about it, she said she never had that done to her before but she really liked...
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why in the FUCK ARE YOU HERE
>>27158294
because this isn't your fucking hugbox for sexually frustrated betas
I do my man, luckily all of my partners have had really good hygiene which in turn makes it the most hot thing to do for me