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http://strawpoll.me/7086562
This poll will probably get raided, but I genuinely want to know how much money the folks in this board make.
I just want to see if there is some connections between poor social skills and money.
Trump Bump
>>27166040
>This poll will probably get raided
...do you honestly think anyone gives a shit about your poll bud?
what will probably happen is most people will say $0 because most of us make no money
Ur wrong m8
>cuck boyfriend
>OP sleeps with chad from work
>starts to develop feelings for chad because he is a better version of her bf
I'm laughing so hard
>>27165967
This shit doesn't even make me mad anymore, it's just upsetting.
Oddly enough I just read a post on TRM about Dread Game and it couldn't be more relevant here. Flip this around and imagine the guy starts seeing a girl that's way prettier than the OP, that's exactly what people "dread".
The best take away I could offer for any man concerned with this is the following: don't be insecure and beat yourself up comparing yourself to a 'better' man. The guy she's fucking on the side seems 'better' now but it's pretty rare that people are *that* comparable. When the excitement of a new guy wears off she'll see the dude's flaws. This isn't me being overly optimistic blue pill either, but not only are women not always the best at choosing mates, but the honey moon phase is real. Also, don't be That Guy. The Guy who tells his girl to go fuck other guys. Don't be Him.
>>27166177
>Also, don't be That Guy. The Guy who tells his girl to go fuck other guys. Don't be Him.
A Redditor?
>>27165967
>it's a cuckold
>on redbit
whow nice find OP.
I'M TIRED OF YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS MAKING WAGEKEK THREADS, YOU'RE FUCKING LEECHES, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK, MY EARNINGS GO TO YOU YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER PARASITES NEETS
They used to make me really mad too, until I realized that they are trying to help us. They know it's out earnings that support them, and they are encouraging us to get out of the losing side of this shitty system.
>>27165977
Well then the question arises. How do you pay for necessities when you can't get government assistance?
>>27165897
BACK TO WORK NIGGER
>that feel when you realize you will be lonely forever
How do you deal with it robots?
>>27165868
a lot of masturbation.
le original post
I try to not thing about it. Having a lot of hobbies helps, being busy keeps the bad thoughts away.
>>27165868
We all die alone robot.
I'm in love with one of my best friends.
I despise sluts and she's a slut if there has ever been one, but I still can't stop thinking about her.
She already told me nothing will ever happen between us, but I can't stop thinking about her.
When we go out, I can't help but treat her like my gf.
I know she's objectively not the most attractive person in the bar when we go out, but to me she is.
She wants to help me pick up girls, but no girl can compare.
What can I do to get over her?
Sounds like you need to increase your test
>>27165778
Take it from me, forget her and move on.
Tell her you can't do this any more, be honest, block her and delete her contacts from your life.
>>27165778
Why are you friends with a slut in the first place? Why is it that said slut claims nothing will happen between you? Not even an emotionless handjob?
You get over her by cutting all contact and stop giving a shit.
would you outlaw BMWF relationships if you could?
>>27165699
Are you feeling cucked cause that stupid eliza whore was fucked by a dindu?
>>27165699
now why would I do a thing like that?
You just have to trust women, they are more racist and status conscious than men.
>fapped
>peed after
>still feel like I have to pee but only a tiny trickle comes out when I try
>dick burning
why does this happen
Feels like acid doesn't it?
>been fapping too much
>super gay aids
>you fell asleep with cum stil in tip of dick and when you peed it forced it out so hard it ripped your inner dick lining
>>27165679
Huh. Thought I was the only one.
>ask my gf how long she thinks my cock is
>umm, idk 8in?
>it's actually 6.8
>mfw
Girls confirmed for not being able to estimate cock size. Don't feel bad when you hear girls bragging about their 8/9/10 inch boyfriends. "Huge" to a girl is 7-8 inches.
bumping for other robots to maybe get a little confidence boost
bump again fa3wr3
>>27165640
>"Huge" to a girl is 7-8 inches.
Unless she's really been with a guy with a huge dick before. After a legit 8''+, she'll know the difference
Tfw the only reason you don't kill yourself is your mother.
If I went through with it would break her heart, and she doesn't deserve it.
>>27165488
Yeah that's pretty much the only thing keeping me going too fambalam
>>27165488
same here /sigh/
my mother is the only reason I haven'tbecome a sexual deviant
she's a good little catholic and likes to see me at christmas and thanksgiving and I can't do it in good conscience with a plug in my ass
>father sleeps like 5 hours a night
>mother sleeps in the room next to me and can hear her all the time
>kills my boners
>kills my relaxation
>can't move out because I'm so fucking poor
God I hate this shit. I want to live alone-totally alone. No fucking roommates.
Anyone know these feels? Goddamn.
>>27165391
>hear her all the time
does she make a bunch of noise while sleeping or something?
>>27165391
Not gonna lie...kinda turned on
>>27165434
>>27165456
I love my mother, but she's not at all attractive.
No, she doesn't make weird noises. She's pretty much asexual thanks to zoloft. She just snores a lot, sleeps with her stupid little dogs that bark at everything, etc. including my reflection in the window at the right angle.
Fuck pet people. We have dog shit puke and piss everywhere, along with cat puke all over the place, they never shut up, It's disgusting. I'd never keep an animal in my own house.
Robots, tell me things you like or find possitive about women.
>>27165186
They don't threaten to file a rape lawsuit when I talk to them.
I like them when they're tastefully thick. Short hair is also GOAT. Also when they have just the right amount of muscle definition. Also gentle femdom. These are things I admire from afar, of course.
>>27165186
Sat here for 5 minutes tabbing in and out and genuinely could not think of a single thing
Good night wage.
Get some sleep, you have a long day of very hard work ahead of you.
Good night grade cuck. You have a long hard day of studying ahead of you.
Good night NEETS, stay cozy and sleep in tonight!
>>27165176
Goodnight useless parasite stay trashy
>>27165176
>>27165176
O' Wagie O' Wagie!
Thou art so Ragie!
Thine Work Undone
Your days, no fun!
The bossman looks over thine shoulder
>lol @ people actually doing something with their lives
>Im happy with my life
>Im happy with my life
>Im happy with my life
>Im happy with my life
>Im happy with my life
this is you, op
would you trade 20 iq points for a 10inch penis
>>27165065
Not big enough
Make it 12 and you have a deal
No
On an philosophy of mind level I would be concerned if the self I am would actually cease to exist if I lost 20 IQ
lol hell no
>in 8th grade
>teacher gets super sick
>we obviously get a sub
>sub is a younger girl, kinda cute but eh
>doing a history report with the school laptops
>sub passes around USB drive to save our projects on
>calls them "flash sticks"
>seriously sounds like she's saying "flash dicks"
>hatch a plan, stay after school one day to "work on my project"
>sat there goofing around on the laptop until the other two kids staying late left
>walk up to the teachers desk, sub is at a computer with her back to me
>tap her on the shoulder
>she turns around
>I smirk
>"how do you like THIS flash dick?"
>whip out my cock and start spinning it around only about 2ft away from her face
>she starts screaming and shit
>get expelled from the school and have to go to therapy for a few months
>word travels fast (somehow?) and people all around town start calling me Flash Gordon
>no one ever noticed my "flash stick" pun
Being hyper intelligent and saying somthing autistic like, 420 AYY LMAO.
>no one ever noticed my "flash stick" pun
Damn shame, that.
>>27164820
OP here, I actually am autistic
ha ha ha
>Would you like your reciept with that sir?
y-you too
>kitty is dead
I always say yes. Always good to have proof of purchase.
>>27164755
nah, receipts are for people who make bad decisions and can't online bank
thanks though
