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>Anon, is it true that really just voting for Trump not for his policies, but how badly you want white people to be supreme again? That's not a good reason to vote for a candidate.
>>27172292
Why would white female care about inferior races?
>>27172307
Because white females like minorities more than white men who are just bull preppers
>>27172292
I'm voting for trump only if Hillary is the other candidate. If Bernie is the other candidate I'm not voting. If I begin to hate them enough I'm voting Vermin Supreme.
Trump is for anti-SJW. Bernie is for UBI. Vermin Supreme is for pony based economy.
do Japanese girls have smelly and hairy vaginas?
i hear they go sideways
>>27172274
I sure hope so pham.
>>27172274
Those look like
I GOT A DIRTY BOTTY
IF YOU WIPE MY BOTTY YOU GET A FREE GF
TYPE IN
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
AND YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST GF EVER WITHIN ONE WEEK!
Why do people make this shit?
>>27172816
/threadolino
>>27172102
>>27172816
>>27172851
WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM
give me my GF
Is there a worse board than /v/?
>>27172023
fit b and all the gay boards
A DEAL
>>27172023
maybe /a/, dunno.
I browsed /v/ for about a week before I realized everyone was a child.
I have a gf AMA
pic unrelated
>>27171996
Do you really have a gf?
>>27171996
Why the fuck you lying?
why you always lying?
mmmmmm oh my god
stop fucking lying
How do you ask a girl out?
who /can't be bothered anymore and is loving it/ here?
>>27171795
yup,nihilism is the ultimate redpill folks.
Found that out when I was 15.
Life has been good to me since then.
>be me
>crying about oneitis
>suddenly realize i don't give a shit
>life is good nigga
Currently hiding in the back hallways at lunch because i have no friends
What about you guys
>>27171790
Bored to shit at my internship
Procrastination is in my blood
I'm just gonna go to one class and then go home. I'm super tired
>>27171790
you should go to the toilets so you can look at dicks
Why does this anger me so much?
For all i know all the people who post this kind of pictures are genuinely depressed and I'm just an insensitive douchebag who is just butt hurt because im too scared to seek help or even talk about my mental health. I mean everyone has their own way of dealing with depression and maybe for some people being an attention whore is therapeutic.
Thoughts?
>>27171720
god damn this sounds like my inner monologue
>>27171720
>For all i know all the people who post this kind of pictures are genuinely depressed
They're not, and you're right to be irritated.
There are women with genuine depression but they're not on fucking twatter
>>27171720
that is a lie women can't be sad. they like to pretend to be sad for attention. what sad creatures
>be 23
>be manlet
>be around 105-110lbs
>get told i need to get job or get kicked out
>dad gets me a job at with one his friends who is a truck driver delivery guy who needs a 2nd guy for lifting
>delivering new furniture from warehouse
>dads friend picks me up in his truck
>looks at me and is visibly annoyed
>"didn't know you were such a tiny guy, hope you're strong enough to help me lift"
>just say "sure" assuming it can't be that bad
>goto first job
>need to take table out of truck
>literally not strong enough to hold it
>guy gets visibly upset but doesn't' say anything and we try again several times but keep failing because Im just not strong enough
>guy asks woman if there's anyone else at home that could help
>she says her son can help and only lives a few minutes away
>she calls her son
>her son turns up and is a jacked up muscular veiny bodybuilder looking dude who looks about 25 years old or so.
>he lifts it up like its nothing and the job is done in a few seconds
>the guy I'm supposed to be working LITERALLY gives the woman's son my cut of the delivery payment (he gets paid $100 per delivery and was gona give me 50%)
>the guy drives me home after the job and apologizes and says it's not going to work
>dad is now pissed off at me and thinks i deliberately fucked up to avoid working
>tfw i actually was trying
>tfw so useless I cant even do a no-skill job.
why did i even try, i should have known this would happen, too stupid for working job with mind, too weak to work job working with body. what the hell can i even do?
Kill yourself. No one wants you here you waste of air.
>>27171428
train you fucking mongoloid
better start today or be a piece of shit for your entire life
>>27171428
Have you tried to better yourself from this experience instead of complaining the internet?
What are you expecting? sympathy? your not going to get bro, find a job that suits you instead of complaining and wanting others to feel sorry for how bad you are at life.
So, for the first day I got this, I swiped right only on brunette 8/10s who weren't dressed as sluts (0.1% of all girls) and actually matched with 4. The next day and the next after that I got none, so I decided to swipe right for EVERYONE. Now I only have like 20 matches and almost all of them are completely unfuckable.
What the hell? I'm not even ugly and able to take good photos
Y'know, most people on this board treat dating like a game when it's actually a type of friendship mixed with the game. The problem is most people on this board can't connect with people or their anxiety is so high it doesn't happen smoothly. You're trying to do something you literally can't, which is go after hot girls in a serious relationship, because of something you don't have, which is the ability to naturally connect with people.
The people on this board, you included, are so submissive the only good looking mate they would find if they did find one would be shocking similar to themselves in the ways you don't want. I don't mean a neet, I mean unable to form a relationship. So you either won't want the relationship or it will be extremely shallow.
Stop treating it like a game and do everything in your power so it happens naturally and fate pushes you into it if you need to do something.
>>27171494
>>27171418
kys you normie shitting bastard
Tinder is a joke. Girls go for Chaddy mc chadchad and guys only go for stacie mcstaystay
how do I get a fembot to bee my friend? all of my timespent on r9k has yielded 0 matches
>>27171091
If you really, really want girls on 4chan r9k isn't going to work
Try soc
>>27171091
Fembots are mentally ill egomaniacs and massive whores
Why would you want that as a friend
>>27171104
>tried soc
>they never respond past a day
>almost always say they like anime but never like to talk about it
>ask what boards a post, always dissapear if I say r9k, likewise they always dissapear if I say v x or a
2016 is the year lads.
The year we will improve ourselves in any aspect of our existance. Or even JUST in one. Let's fuck life's shit up.
Personally i have
- stopped smoking 2 packs of cigarettes every day, reduced to 1/half a pack. Planning to stop completely in 6 months.
- stopped eating junk food, pizza or other shit only 1 day every week. started to buy vegies and fruits
- started going to a shrink to deal with social anxiety. maybe it will not workout, but it's worth a try (also it's not an expensive one)
- planned to fix my sight, even if not completely (amblyopia) with some exercises
- planned to throw glasses fixing my shitty eyes with laser
- booked a medical examination with a trichologist. i'm going to buy a good shampoo and stop balding. i want to thick my hair with finesteride and for my receding hairline i will try PRP (Platelet Rich Plasma)
- i'm already signed to gym, but im going often and i created a motivational music playlist to lift harder than ever
- i started brushing my teeth everytime i eat and before going to sleep, i will also go to a dentist to clean them and to fix what's wrong with it
Also i'm saving (no more vidya, junk food and two fucking packs of cigs everyday) to afford this shit.
My purpose is just to improve. I don't care about roasties or becoming a chad. My life sucks and i don't have anything to lose. I'm feeling better just doing these things/having a goal.
Also fuck females, i don't care about them. I would like to have a friend, just that. I will try to get one.
So..are you ready for unJUST yourself, robot?
Yeah here's the list of all the shit l have to do this year
>get a job
>live on my own
>get /fit/ter than last year
>create a fully sentient tulpal do what l want desu
I don't have major problems other than being a loser
>Go for nightwalks
>Buy guns and start shooting them so i have a hobby
>learn to cook
>get my drivers license
>stop drinking soda
>eat fruits and veggies more
>Go to bars with my only friend, just to get the feel of socializing, but disregard roasties (not that any look at me anyways)
I can feel my life starting to open up a little, by this time next year I will be able to climb out of robotdom
>>27170958
That's a nice start.
>getting a job
it's hard. you need skills/good self esteem/decent appearence for a lot of jobs. hitting the gym --- >get /fit/ter than last year will help a lot.
then with a job you will have more chances to -- >live on your own and >doing what you want
tulpas are cool, but maybe a good friend could be even better.
i don't think these things will make you a loser
>you will never meet a stacy who is also interesting and smart
>your bro-friends are all plebs
>everyone is jealous of you
>>27170908
that guy isn't a chad, he looks too young to be chad, has a babyface and looks weak, also he looks dumb, chads look mysterious and intelligent
>>27170946
you're delusional if you don't think he has his choice of any woman
>>27170908
>tfw have gf
>tfw stacy's want to fug and send me nudes occasionally
>tfw love girlfriend too much and am too dependent on her to break up
>tfw thought of cheating on her makes me feel ill
It's a mixed kinda feel. What should I do? I'm scared to be alone and worry I won't find another girl like the one I have.
Women hate thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXI9AzePHvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvX2W0gQekA
>>27170609
The fuck was that about random bitch slap?
>>27170628
As a black guy from Brooklyn this video is like porn to me. Fuck those ratchet niggas.
>22
>dropped out of school because of social anxiety
>can't work because social anxiety
>find the idea of being surrounded by positive sociable people to be enraging
>all entry level jobs require some degree of social interaction
>have literally zero friends
>almost retarded, can't learn a worthwhile skill no matter the amount of effort I put into it
>reduce myself to sitting and playing maplestory for the millionth time in my life
>ugly as sin
>weigh 105lbs can't afford enough food to gain any weight
>only thing mom eats is shitty little sweets and other assorted garbage
JUST END MY SHIT ALREADY SENPAI. PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
>>27170599
Sounds like you have a series of very minor problems.
>>27170724
And how do I fix said problems?
>>27170599
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Im 22 and can relate to all of those, even with the weight, wtf
