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>one chance at life
>average penis
Better than sub-average.
>>27170622
At least then I could enjoy small penis humiliation videos.
>>27170594
>Virgins who will never have sex are insecure about their dick size
>can't bring myself to wash myself
>arm cuts are getting infected
Forget washing yourself, see a doctor immediately if you want to live
>>27170710
dont see a doctor, just take a shower and wash yourself
>>27170725
don't bother taking a shower, just keep cutting yourself until you bleed out and die.
Fembots if you were to have kids, how many would be your limit?
I don't really have a limit. If my husband can afford to support and give comfy lives to 20 kids, then I'm down. I don't care, it's just one of my jobs as wife is to pump out babies.
>>27170598
You're a male robot, quit roleplaying on the internet mate
>>27170598
>t. a male
Who is your favorite comedian?
Better not be this guy.
>>27170242
How can I have a favourite comedian when they only talk about normalfag topics?
>dating / sex
>friends
>careers
>race relations
>feminism
>>27170276
I mean, most comedians are going to talk about stuff that happens in their day to day life or about current events, but I'm sure there are ones that talk about stuff other than what you listed.
>I've been fortunate to have such a great career that has taken me all around the world but one place I will NEVER go again is England.
>Initially, I was super excited to go since a friend told me they have over 10 stations completely owned by the BBC. You can imagine my fury when I realized it was just soap operas about pathetic white people in poorly decorated apartments.
>After letting off a bit of steam with a Shane Diesel DVD, my daughter got me all worked up by telling me her pregnancy test was negative, AGAIN!
>I got straight on the phone to the concierge desk and screamed "Listen up Prince Fuckstick, I need the address of the nearest Interracial Breeding Grounds NOW!"
"We dun 'av nuffin like dat 'ere mate but deres a swingers club a coupla blocks away innit"
>"Is it Black cock exclusive or what?"
"Don't fink so matey, sorry bout dat"
>I slammed the phone down, cancelled my shows, donated all proceeds to the NAACP and hopped the first plane back to LA just in time to drop my girl off at Kylie Jenner's birthday party. Fuck England.
Short and sweet threads are good threads.
I've given up on life and decided to kill myself, but why not give back to 4chan which has entertained me for so many years. Now i've debated dressing up as a green frog and just shanking people in an autistic and violent rage but I think you should have some imput.
What would you like me to do? Be REALISTIC.
>>27170155
The only true way to go out
>>27170155
Scream REEEE and POOPOO PEEPEE while you do it
That'll be one for the tabloids
>>27170155
Commit sudoku and shout "I HAVE HUGE GUTS"
/r9k/ I've got a huge blister on my thumb. What's the best way to deal with it? Should I cut it?
Pop it then peel it.
boil it
mash it
stick it in a stew
>>27170102
Hello goato
Fuck you OP I have enough insomnia as it is don't need to be worrying about no fucking goats.
Have you ever used a communal shower?
>>27170050
yes since I dont live in an islamic country or a retarded prude country like the usa
>>27170050
that is really fucking weird who actually uses those
>>27170050
>communal shower
>communal
huh, that's a few letters off from COMMUNIST, buddy, how about you get the fuck away from me?!
Why do guys only change when you leave?
I was dating this guy for 3 years, I loved him he was just too unmotivated, we'd only ever watch movies and play games towards the end of the relationship, I asked him to change his ways so many times but he didn't and I left.
I seen photos of him recently and he looks really good, like he's been living at the gym or something, he's actually playing at open mics (he only ever used to play music in his room when no one was home) and apparently he's been learning Jiu Jitsu and hes in competitions for it now, why couldn't he do all this for me when I was with him?
I thought he was doing it to get me back so I messaged him and essentially he just told me to go fuck myself and called me a shallow pig for messaging him "now that [he] has muscles"
Why are you so entitled, roastie?
>>27169520
You're a fucking roastie whore should kill yourself.
>>27169520
Because you wanted to improve him for your benefit and not his.
He was probably fine with who he was, and you just felt the need to make him feel like shit because you think you're worth more than you actually are.
But I'm glad he told you to go fuck yourself.
Who /nocommonsense/ here?
>Never think of the most simple things like taking the easy route to a chair
>Doing everything "the hard and long way" instead of the easy way like mostly everyone else even the biggest idiots
>Get called out on it
>People think I'm retarded because of it
I'm not retarded! I just can't really think fast in moments that require it!
Not having common sense is one of the most embarrassing traits you can have. I'd rather be a fat loser than not be able to come up with easy solutions in the appropriate situations.
>>27169495
Can you share a couple specific examples? I think I may have an explanation but I need more data.
>>27169495
you just have to work on things more than once
thats literally how every single problem in the world has been optimized
>>27169495
ive been told by a couple people i lack common sense but i cannot for the life of me see how...
Why do other boards hate /r9k/?
because it's an useless shithole, no original content at all
r9k is failed normies complaining about no gf and normies trolling/laughing at them
Don't worry, /a/ and /pol/ are much more hated.
casue normies, tbqh
Do you use this board as a serious venting method, or do you just find it to be humorous?
both and more
I just come here for porn.
I like seeing the less exaggerated like minded people
Primary States Report in.
Illinois present, come and meme for the success of Der Trumpenfuhrer.
>>27169219
Chilean
spic reporting in
MAKE
Ohio reporting in. Gonna be a long day
>>27169270
Canadian Trump foreign Legionary reporting in
AMERICA
>Feeling like my life has gone to shit
>Doing what is considered a "Low-end" job
>Decide to see what all my old school friends are up to
>Create a fake facebook account
>Browse their profiles
>Nearly all of them have gotten fat
>Over 90% of them are employed in retail
>The remaining 10% have vague as fuck jobs listed
I feel much better about life.
You should do it, anons.
Why would it matter what others' lives are like? If im knees deep in shit and an old classmate i havent met in 4 years is neck deep in shit, doesn't my shit still stink?
>tfw you see the girl that bullied you fat and about to ding in the clothes you are buying
Good feels
It's kind of nice, I guess?
IMO, the best way to boost your self-esteem is to go to a shopping mall in a random no-name town.
The utter...averageness of everyone is astounding.
Another night with nothing to do.
steam games are boring and no friends to play.
/whobored&wanttodie/
>waste most of today trying to figure out how to customize foobar on my own
>wind up copying other people's work regardless
>>27168646
What games u play anon?
>>27168646
>Try to play vidya
>Get insanely pissed off when I lose
I have no one to play with either, but I don't find many games fun anyway
>personality is the most important thing!
>only dates 8+/10 male model material
Whynotboth.gif
>>27168657
because ugly guys usually have better personalities.
They have bad taste in personalities.
