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Was Jesus Christ a robot or a Chad?
>>27155421
he was definitely a robot.
Jesus was just a 2000 year old version of a transcendental euphoric nu male
the guy was friends with a prostitute and didn't even fuck her...
>>27155421
Does not apply
Definitely more robot during his life on earth though
I would gladly shitpost about the pharisees and roman empire on r9k with him
What Podcasts does /r9k/ listen to?
I listen to them a lot to simulate having friends when I'm on the bus and stuff.
I like Econtalk, Planet Money, Radiolab, Serial and Techdirt.
>>27155335
I like to listen to stand-up comedy
Bill burr and a few others have dece podcasts nahmean
>>27155335
i listen to some Drunken Peasents, although the echo chamber gets on my nerves a bit
>>27155363
14 year old detected.
mootblox
>don't really like the community here or mesh in well with them at all
>still come here daily
Huh.
I only enjoy it here when I'm in a certain mindset. I'd say I don't sync well with 95% of /r9k/. but the other 5% I can't find anywhere else
>>27155295
>absolutely indifferent to society
>avoid conversation and emotional obligation at all costs
>still come here daily
Gotta have something to entertain me, I guess.
>>27155295
iktf. don't care about politics, dont hate women or minorities that much, not a neet, don't really find anything funny here anymore.
I just started browsing when this board used to be more and can't quit. kind of like being married to a girl who got fat and ugly with time and you have nothing else to talk about.
miss the old /r9k/ without the neets, shitposting and with lots of greentext stories.
What's her name r9k?
(this comment is very original, I assure you of that)
DIAPERELLA
LifeI had to click trains to post this
I don't know her name.
I think about her daily.
>Batman kills Superman.
o my god dude...... .... i cant believe u just did his to me............ marvel is my life..
fuck off viral shill
Lol stupid space nigger BTFO
What should I get from Subway?
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8
>>27154926
6 inch Italian BMT with extra onions and no sauce
Big Philly Cheesesteak footlong with pepper jack cheese.
Toasted
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Jalapenos
Olives
Extra Mayo
There. A+ elite super god sub.
>shy autist when sober.
>loud mouthed bigot when drunk.
Why cant i find the middle ground?
maybe you can, my good son
I'm the same way it's better to be drunk and not care
drink slower
>tfw the white race will die in your lifetime.
and nothing of value would be lost
>>27154911
4u nigger
original: reee91839381
>>27154878
Impossible, since I'm white. So even if every other white dies. I'll still be alive and thus the race will still exist in my lifetime. If I die, then it's not longer in my lifetime. Do you see what I'm trying to say?
I fucked up big time
So I accidentally told my school nurse about my depression and anxiety and shes going to check me for self harm tomorrow and I cant stop shaking and puking. I'm scared that they're gonna take me away to a mental hospital or something when they find out that my thighs are basically made out of scar tissue
What the fuck am i supposed to do now?
>>27154802
Well, how old are you? Also you will end up in a crazy hospital for a week or so its not bad just think of it as a vacation
>>27154802
Accept the help they'll give you, then get better I guess.
Self harm is retarded.
>>27154802
A nurse cant check you for self harm you still have freedom faggot, but depending on where ya live she can get you on a 72 hour hold well they will eval you and steip you naked
I have never met a girl who plays video games It is either:
> my brother has an xbox
>I have played sims and Fifa
>Video games oppress women
>Ew you play video games you are such a fucking nerd
>>27154425
Yeah they do. Most just play offline, not very well, or stick to a group.The really skilled ones play alone and never reveal they are
I've met a couple of girls who legitimately play games. Very rare though. Most of the GURL GAMRS are "fans" of Zelda. If they say that and nothing else then they are the stereotypical gurl gamr.
>>27154425
Play MOBA's and you'll come across girls all the time.
Would you fug her and be in a relationship with her if she was a loyal, virgin, NEET gf?
>>27154068
her body is fine by me
But why is she squatting over a bucket?
>NEET
but I'm a NEET, how would we live
is she rich?
anon I would date literally anyone who is nice to me and thinks I am also nice
Any college dropouts here?
1. What were you studying?
2. What year did you dropout?
3. Why?
>>27154027
1. Comp Science
2. 3rd year, technically just a sophomore
3. too dumb/ no ambition/ depressed
>>27154119
Ever thought about going back? You made it halfway
>>27154027
1) music performance
2) middle of junior year
3) realized i was wasting my parents' money on a worthless degree
was NEET for a couple years and then went back to community college to do business prereqs. eventually transferred to a university and finished a business degree. basically spent seven years in college getting a four year degree.
well /r9k/ I did it. After being a NEET for a year and a half, living with my parents, I moved all the way from Milan to Naples to work on a shitty internship for a company that has little to do with my degree, just so that i could do something to fill out my CV. I get paid 300 euro a month, and rent alone costs 550. I used to wake up everyday at 10:00 and spend all day playing gotcha force and jacking off. Now i gotta wake up at 7:30 to be at work from 8:30 to 17:30, and they make me do stupid shit, like translate english docuements to italian, using google translate.Who the fuck knows what the future holds for me.
>300 euro a month
what the fuck why are you even working
>>27154282
just to have something to put on my CV. I'm fucking desperate, last time i had a job interview they asked me what i did in the past year, I had to make some bullshit up
How are you surviving?
Who's your favorite philosopher/school of thought and why?
>>27153757
is that zizek? zozzle.
>>27153757
Julius Evola
He was the alpha who preached against the weak, feminine rise of communism. He wrote some of the best modern philosophy texts ever. Read "Men Among the Ruins" and you'll feel truly enlightened on gender, politics and even some religious questions.
He's also witty. Not exactly Diogenes of Sinope level of wit but witty enough to be entertaining.
>philosophy thread
>posts zizek
submitting application request for a robot out there who would like to help out another robot.
I would like a robot with desires for revenge loke myself so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We are not friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team.
Fogive me for the normie tier pic, it was a response pic to one of the normies on here
Honestly you will never see me express genuine emotion, so dont worry about thinking ill want to be your friend
>implying you wouldn't kill me for practice
Aren't you the chink whose parents wanted to send to China? What's your grand scheme, eggroll?
>>27153787
>implying murder and shooting spree are true revenge
