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Any fellow Georgians here??
Atlanta reporting in. You still here?
>>673977372>>27164779
I am. Nice to see a fellow Georgian here.
>>27164859
Where you stay at?
First time going to the bathroom in two days, how fucked am I?
>>27164642
I would visit a medical professional soon, if I were you.
>>27164642
Immediately go see a doctor
what did you do to get that?
I'm a minority living in the USA. Unlike most minorities I'm totally red-pilled. Nearly all arguments of White inferiority come from a leftist POV, so they say things like Whites are evil, racist, have small dicks, etc. So here's an argument coming from a right wing POV.
Black people are inarguably the most inferior race on earth. Honestly they're not even the same species as the rest of us. They're basically just one level above animals. They're violent savages with low IQs, they make up 10% of the population but commit 50% of the crime, they're dishonest, they have no integrity or decency, they're STD factories, they suck up all of the welfare, they make life miserable for the people who have to live around them. This post isn't about bashing black people. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page about them.
So considering how inferior black people are and how they're pretty much a different species, how it that tens of millions of White people worship nigger athletes and allow their children to listen to nigger musicians and emulate nigger culture ? How are White men okay with their women committing bestiality with niggers ? You can tell yourself that oh only fat white women fuck black guys but it's not true. Go hang around any college campus and you'll see plenty of hot white girls hanging around niggers. If you're a nigger athlete in college or in high school you can have almost any girl you want. Girls throw themselves at them. And I'm not even talking about pro athletes.
>butt hurt jelly Asian male
>white woman
>white child
>deer head on the wall
Yeah that's a friend
let's talk about why LITTLE ASIAN DICKS are so inferior to BIG WHITE COCK
who else /ugly gf/ here?
Had pretty blonde, DD gf who was 6 feet tall. Dumped today.
>>27164373
Good lord your standards are high if that pic is related.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude.
You're walking home one night and you find pic related drunk and passed out.
What is your next step?
>>27164267
Carry her back to my place to stay there until she's conscious and sober.
Then make her eat a bowl of eggs. The whole bowl.
"Oh fuck I did it again, this isn't my place."
Rush straight home and prep a bowl of eggs, then set the bowl next to her for when she wakes up in the morning.
I'd stand watch and make sure she eats the whole bowl.
>Be 32
>Playing Counter Strike
>Dad comes downstairs into my room
>Pulls the plug on my computer while im in the middle of a match
>Starts yelling at me for not taking that job cleaning sewers
>Tell him im not going to clean shit for a living
>Calls me a bum and slaps me
>Tell him if he does it again ill call the cops
>Slaps me again
>Get out my phone
>Dad grabs it and breaks it
>Whips me with a belt
>He leaves, I lay there wishing he was dead
>Cant wait for him to die so I can finally play my games in peace
Anyone else have shit parents?
Go call the police, out of his earshot.
>>27163991
put a lock on your door and then post a note on your door saying to stay out and hes a jerk. worked for me
>>27163991
I suspect this is bait, but whateves.
I don't have shit parents, they're just humans that get frustrated, sad, and angry sometimes. Just because they're mom and dad doesn't make them any less emotional or irrational. He probably just wanted what was best for you, and you seem like an unmotivated little shit that wanted to fuck the day away playing video games instead of working like everyone else does to support themselves.
Unless what you described happens often and on a bigger scale, I think you reacted like a brat.
I've decided to make it my mission in life to get to the point where I have a healthy supply of "fuck you" money to afford all the hedonistic and carnal pleasures to fill a lifetime.
I'm open to suggestions for how a socially retarded but capable programmer might achieve this.
>>27163987
rob some banks
Program
alot
>>27164004
Clarification: *legal* ways to achieve this. Willing to work for it.
>see a cute girl
>want to talk to her
>realize that you are you
>get depressed
>repeat
>mfw people actually told me in high school that there was no such thing as spending too much time in front of a computer or tv
>mfw they might as well be dead now, nobody even knows they exist
>>27163787
>>see a cute girl
>>want to talk to her
>>realize that you are 5'5, poor and fat
>>get depressed
>>repeat
I know those feels senpai
>>27163787
>see a cute girl
>want to go talk to her
>realize that you're you
>realize that a pathetic little tart like that could never measure up to your standards
>meet her eye, see the spark in her eye as a twinge travels down between her hips
>give a cocky smile
>move on
Thanks for lunch uncle anon
You are very welcome. Always happy to share my spaghetti.
>>27163632
Spaghetti and chicken tendies lil Stacy. God-tier meal. Spread the wor to your friends
Any time sweetheart.
>paramount thinks this is horror
>they successfully ruined the paranormal activity franchise by turning it from a creepy haunted house film to a sci fi demon arms coming out of chests and crappy cgi demon wirlwind film
I think the Marked ones really was the one to ruin the franchise, though. It was barely about Toby. It was more about spics with superpowers and witches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXiB1FHCg8
>>27163628
I bring this post back to the first page because of the robot that prevents me from saying bump
Wow, this is pretty fucking painful to watch. Sure hope it did badly in theaters.
it was bad to begin with dude
>be handsome guy
>every single guy I talk to is always trying to compete with me or find some way that he can act above me because he is insecure that I am better looking than he is
You all do this and it sucks. No wonder I talk to girls more than guys. The girls aren't trying to compete with me in every conversation.
>be handsome guy
stopped reading there
honestly senpai I don't care about your problems
>>27163511
see what I mean? I can say anything and you people attack me in some way.
>>27163481
to be honest, I dont ever feel that way. I do sometimes feel inferior when I see a buff(er) guy than myself talk to women so causally. I feel like they really had the upper hand in getting said woman;s attention which is also why im going to start working out and getting built
i hate going into threads and seeing people called "degenerate" for enjoying behaviors like anime, drugs, porn, etc. what happened to the fun, "we dont care how gross/sick this is" 4chan that used to be? Now it feels like there's a moral superiority police.
>>27163212
Tbh the one thing I do find genuinely annoying are the trannies
Fucking degenerates why can't you people just go back to your sewers
I bet you like niggers too huh, fucking cuck
>tfw putting off going for a haircut so I don't have to put up with small talk with a qt hairdresser
How do I get over this?
Just fucking go. Trust me. Believe in Shit LeBouf.
>someone spot me a meme
Go to a barber like you're not a faggot. Hairdressers are just out of school and are shit by nature.
>>27163228
Just bee urself bro :D that memey enough for ya?
>tfw your friends say she's crazy
>tfw your family say she's crazy
>tfw her family acknowledges she's crazy
>tfw her mouth is so good
>tfw she fucks like a pro
>tfw she's the closest to a 10 you'll ever hope to get
>tfw you know if you stay with her, she'll eventually kill you with a knife in your sleep or go full on Misery
>tfw you stuck your dick inside of crazy and you can't get it out
How do I stop fucking a crazy girl that's an all around 9-12/10, brobots?
Why would you want to stop? Sure, it's dangerous, but fuck it, and her.
>>27163114
How'd you meet her?
O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T
crazy girls are best girls
I want an insanely clingy obsessive gf
I am a female kissless virgin. Ask me anything.
>>27163103
i can see why lmoa
>>27163103
kill yourself cunt
>be sure to do it originally
Ayy bahbay post em titties up in dis bitch
