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>be me
>be qt 3.14 (rounded) Azn grill
>don't have BWC French Canadian bf
>tfw parents want to set me up with some beta math major family friend
Life as an Asian grill is suffering.
I'm a white guy with an abc wife. We're old. Now I see every younger couple is like us. They've turned us into a cliche. You should do something completely revolutionary and against the norm and marry an Asian guy.
>>27153572
fuck off slut don't make me report you again
I don't understand what your problem is.
Why not just get a BWC French Canadian math major?
>Sooo...tell me about your past relationships, anon
>What were your old gf's like?
I'm not into boyclits
>>27153444
They were all 2D
>>27153444
you know... this and that.
tfw you chug a full glass of vodka and throw up
tfw you drink multiple glasses of vodka every night and have been for more than 3 years because it makes you stop thinking about things
>>27153441
please drink some water . .
>>27153804
I am and probably gonna take a nap then drink more liquor
What are some read flags that you're on the look out for when seeing a potential partner, things that might not necessarily be deal-breakers but make you more cautious?
>vegan
>hair dyed in unnatural colours
>feminist
>lots of tattoos
>lots of piercings
>redditor
>out partying every weekend
etc.
>>27153313
Good god jer skelly legs are disgusting.
But yee
>church life
Dated a girl that was high on god and it took priority of everything, even shit we planned a month beforehand.
>Hey let's go see such and go such on Monday
>sorry have church
>let's do this
>have church
>posts pics on kikebooru of her with friends
Hmmmmm
>muh pure religious gurl
Nah senpai, one in a thousand chance to find pure waifu
>wont shit in your mouth
>>27153389
She was a jew? She must've been loaded men. Should've married her and then BAM - half her money.
>1990 was 31 years ago
>>27153299
I would have myself too with such math skills
>>27153355
nice. you cannot even spell a whole sentence. hang in there! get it?
Time flies when ur shitposting
Ask me anything I guess?
There's a 15 month difference between the before and after. It saved me from being a bald subhuman.
>inb4 merckshill
>>27153199
Any side effects?
How difficult to get hold of?
How expensive?
Do you have to keep taking it?
Did you develop ED or suicidal thoughts?
>>27153199
Was your thread at least somewhat inspired by my
>>27152962
thread?
>one chance at life
>under six foot
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Reported. The average male height is 5'9". Stop spreading misinformation.
>>27153180
I was born asian, I really ho no choice.
asian women are short af though, so they don't care as much as white piggus
>>27153180
>one chance at life
>born a faggot
When will you learn
Have you ever fallen to a gold digger?
Here's a guy I know, pic related by the way:
>used to be morbidly obese
>got surgery to loose weight
>never had a girlfriend
>goes to the Phillipines on vacation
>arrived like one week ago
>already engaged to this girl he met while at the hotel resort
Why can't people see gold diggers and scams like this?
>>27152920
Maybe she wants white genes senpai
I fucking hate flips.
>>27152920
>gold digger
No, i always hide my power level.
>18
>both parents dead, mom died when I was 7, dad was negligent crackhead alcoholic after
>sexually abused multiple times by older male friend starting at age 8 to like age 10
>had childhood history of malice, sadistic behavior, bullying other kids, flat affect, apparently my face was blank when told mom died by dad then went to crying, moments after said completely merilly at age 7 "at least she's in a better place now"
>kicked out of middle school in 7th grade for holding up pair of scissors in art class and threatening to kill everyone in the class and then myself
>have robbed people, choked people with relatively minor provocation, sexually assaulted a female I was dating once
>I derive psychological gratification from cruelty and sadism and being a bad person to others
>deep seated feelings of impotence and hatred I believe stemming from sexual abuse and years of bullying, 5th grade to senior year of highschool...
Please diagnose me with something I think I'm a malignant narcissist
>>27152846
>That pic
How are you supposed to grow up if you weren't raised right? Mentally, he hasn't made adult choices because he never learned how to grow out of his childhood phrase and understand what it's like to be an adult.
>>27152908
So I'm just a manchild with antisocial traits?
>>27152975
Yes, like every other poster on this board.
We all failed life because we had our nihilism phase earlier than normies
This is a fact
it's not
go fuck yourself
>implying I failed life
kek, speak for yourself
>>27152816
You go fuck yourself faggot
prove pic related wrong
>>27152502
One is selfish thinking, the other is selfless thinking.
Selfishness and selflessness are not tied to maturity. They may be correlated, but it is not causal.
Most successful people are incredibly insecure and even entitled about their status and that motivates them to work hard.
Cam Newon makes millions of dollars more than the person who made this shitty last and he has the mentality of a toddler.
>>27152534
We all thought he matured until he turned into a pouty little bitch in the Super Bowl
>when men look at this girl, they see as much "human value" (what distinguishes a person from the horde) as when they look at a male rocket scientist
>women don't understand that men look at them this way
>they're just born into this, with no organic effort to earn it
>then it withers and fades
>and they spend the rest of their long lives wondering what happened
Women are a twisted existential thought experiment, but they're real. Jesus christ.
>>27152446
I only value girls who are nice and are fun
I find bitchy mean girls repulsive and disgusting no matter how they look
I bet she takes some fat shits
A lot of women do understand it. That's why they expect a lot from guys. A guy has to somehow equal their value. Whether in one aspect (chaddery, money) or multiple areas (funny, some money, chad traits).
tfw can't tell if drinking will make me feel better or worse
I'm a sinner, but a humble servent
>>27152340
I am a sinner but a humble servent
>>27152340
I am a sinner, but a humble servent [sic]
>mods ban me from a board even though I make funny comments all the time and probably make thousands of anons laugh every year
No respect at all
>>27152162
Good for you bud.
How the fuck do you get banned on /r9k/? You posting kiddie porn on here, sicko?
>>27152192
It was /pol/
:(
Do you like sports /r9k/?
What are your favorite?
Did you use to play any?
I played water polo when I was in high school
>>27152155
I enjoy Formula 1 and most autoracing if you consider it a sport.
I like watching football basketball and baseball
I only play racquetball though
