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What do you guys think of my new hairstyle? Is it cool? I really hope the chicks will like it. Please reply, fembots
>>27146526
Looks good, it really brings out the shape of your head. Would bang.
pic is me
would tip ur ass
Lose fat you ass turd.
how the fuck do i respond to this
it was just their friend taking their phone and sending a troll message
>>27146436
>hahaha me too!
"good news for you then <name>, because i have one"
Who else /stoned/ here
I've got some fire ass loud and it's too late at night to do shit. What do?
>>27146216
Just chill.
I've got ice-cream leftovers from yesterday and I'm gonna marathon gurren lagann. Do something like that man.
>>27146272
I've made a horrible mistake because I forgot to get food. Gurren Lagann sounds cool though. Gotta go restart my netflix account I guess.
>>27146276
Ren & Stimpy (Seasons 1-3) always worked for me while high, I'm pretty sure It's on netflix.
Don't you have a gas station nearby to buy junk food from?
What are you listening to robots? Give me something new to fill my ears with to finish the booze to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KVNFEh8gC4&index=10&list=PLK_nnEA4sQiucTuTvvDcNKYICUOofh_-s
this entire playlist to drown out that twilight hour loneliness feel.
>>27145932
This atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvg8AnTuEu8
They help me mellow out and feel better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3P2pWz0HhM
do people assume you are also a virgin (or celibate if you had one previously)? Or do they assume sex is happening with fuck buddies?
>>27145909
>tinder
>bar hopping
>one night stands
>everyone
>>27146527
What does the last one mean? Everyone?
>>27146818
Implies yes to your question.
Who else /schizophrenic/ here?
Share your stories robots
I take 4chan seriously
>>27145861
so do i anon
takes skill to distinguish meme from reality and where they overlap
Paranoid Schizophrenic here
I am an Australian NEET with anxiety and depression issues.
However, I am starting to get my life back on track.
I've been gone from r9k for a couple of weeks but now I'm back.
Ask me anything.
>>27145819
Nothing to say or ask really
I've just realized I'm completely addicted to r9k and even getting away for a little while is hard
How's your life going I guess?
>>27145819
fuck you sydney attention whore
>>27145819
You aren't anything special, you might wan to fuck off back to >>>/soc/
You asian dog.
Hey robots, what does love mean to you? What do you think of when you hear/see the word love?
Have you ever felt love before? If yes, what did it feel like? Did it stop?
If you have never felt love, what do you imagine it to feel like?
I don't believe in love in first sight, but I also don't believe in the idea of waning love either.
I believe that there is an initial attraction between people which wears away eventually, but that doesn't mean you fall out of love. If you truly are compatible, then when that initial attraction wears away, you'll appreciate each other as persons and learn to grow together.
That's what I believe, but others don't so they end up just meandering through fuck buddies until they finally get tired and settle.
It's infuriating to watch
>what does love mean to you?
The willingness to die for someone. Or it's when you literally can't live without them.
>What do you think of when you hear/see the word love
I think of an extremely over exaggerated and over-used term that normies use for anyone and everyone they 'like.' It has such little meaning. They "love" the new star wars flick. They "love" their friend they met at work 3 weeks ago. They "love" their 4 month boyfriend just like they "loved" the one they cheated on with him 5 months before.
>Have you ever felt love?
Not in a romantic sense, no.
>What do you imagine it to feel like?
Like I said, I'd imagine it to feel like you simply cannot live without this person. That, if they were in a car with you and a semi truck was about to plow into it, you wouldn't think twice about turning the wheel so that they aren't hit. I'd imagine true love is closer to madness than anything else. And I'd be willing to say very very few people will ever experience it. The only difference is that I know I won't, and I refuse to disrespect my own definition by using it.
>>27145779
>What does love mean to you?
Love to me means feeling the desire to live for someone else as much as for yourself. It means sharing their joy, their sorrow, and their anger. It's like finding a the second piece in a 2-piece jigsaw puzzle.
>What do you think of when you hear/see the word love?
I think of the above, and I also think of happiness. Being with someone you love should almost always bring joy with it. It can be passionate and burning, or dim and smoldering, but being with someone you love is better than being without.
>Have you ever felt love before? If yes, what did it feel like?
I have, at least by my own standards. It was really wonderful, and helped make me who I am today. I was always happy to hear from her, and couldn't wait to see her when we were apart. And all of that was made better because I knew she felt the same way.
>Did it stop?
It did, unfortunately, but I don't regret it. Even if we're no longer together, I'll always cherish those moments we shared.
"after thinking on it for the last couple days, I think I will be ending my life either Wednesday or Thursday, maybe Friday depending on how long it takes me to get some things sorted out. I'm really kicking myself for not getting these matters handled the last time I was suicidal, because I'm so sure now that it's what I must do and the urge is very extreme to do it asap. but I just need to get some things handled since my death is going to ruin a lot of people's lives who are close to me, and I can't die until they are taken care of, even just a little bit. but hopefully I should be ready to go by the end of the week, and I'll make a video before I do it as sort of a visual suicide note."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltk5jvbZZpo
Pray for eggy.
Get this nigga a paid internship somewhere.
>>27145657
He already pussied out and is fine. These days he listed have already passed. Why do you faggots keep falling for this? He does this like every six months to get money out of the retards on here.
looks like he came from wii
Where is that girl you used to orbit/used to talk to when you were younger now, /r9k/?
>look up mine out of the blue
>she's engaged now
>vapes
>has a single piercing on her nose
>>27145338
>orbiting women
I was and still am a white knight, and I don't get this meme. Why put yourself through the pain?
Mine was a 4chan user so she's too hard to find now. Maybe dead seeing how old her posts are at one website I found. Plus, her father was abusive so it'd fit. She was skinny and never got food so I'd buy her cookies randomly. Last known location was Kentucky.
>>27145338
How old are you/her? Where have you gone in your life in comparison? Where you both always shit tier human?
who /meme degree/ here?
no one?
blox
fortunately not. art/ gender studies here
>>27145163
meme degree here
i didn't look it up before i started
now i realise that i'm studying vidya development
in a country where there are like 300 jobs in the industry and like at least 50 students in my degree
i will never know that feel when job
How come everyone likes baby faced women but no one likes baby faced men?
>>27144815
lots of fags love baby-faced men
>>27144815
You are amazing.But too generous with generalizations
>>27144815
Because the ones that do are ~14.
Is ur gf wanting an open relationship ever a positive thing?
I really don't think I want to literally be a cuck but she's trying to sell it to me
>>27144789
I would recommend leaving her
>>27144789
unless you have 5 different girls lined up that you can fuck like she has with 5 different guys then no
No, asking for an open relationship literally means she wants to go fuck other dudes.
More likely than not, it just means that she wants to go shopping for better dicks while still using you for as long as it takes to find someone better.
At best, you'll be an undersexed cuck, even if you are allowed to fuck other women, and at worst you'll get left as soon as she finds someone better.
Basically, this >>27145072
She just gave you a huge flag.
Would you trade your foreskin for the opportunity to magically edit your appearance?
Become the ultimate Chad?
Become a real life otokonoko?
Cutfags can answer too, whether you'd rather regain your foreskin or get a chance to edit your looks.
Could I become a cute grill?
I fantasize about being a qt girl and putting on free webcam shows for all of the lonely virgins on /r9k/.
Will it be like I had been circumcised from birth or that I have the same sensitivity but my foreskin magically disappears?
If the latter I'd take it, I'd just get one of those fake foreskin mold things to keep the head protected and become 10/10 model Chad.
I'd choose not to regrow foreskin even without Chad points because I don't let 4chan memes influence my personality
My gf doesn't want to peg my ass, so are there any traps/girly boys on r9k that will?
go back to /soc/ you fucking faggot reeee
I wanna see your dick so bad
>>27144696
>see on catalog
>thread
>Mfw it's not a girl in pink leggings
