Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5020. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5020. page
How come i can't find a guy who will love me? My dad left when i was 2. He stopped remembering my birthdays when i was 12. Two of my ex boyfriends left me. The other one i broke up with because whenever i wanted to talk he was busy, and after i stopped contacting him he just ignored me for two weeks. Will i ever find a man who will love me and ask me to marry him, or will i be alone forever?
>>27137163
would orbit/10.
*unsheathes beta bux*
>>27137163
Depends, are you hefty?
Pic related? If not why waste my time
>eggman threads
>no skelly thread
This kid is the definition of a robot. He isn't a normielike eggmanand does YouTubelike eggman did
Why aren't you subscribed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdprSTpot4
>>27137017
Skelly is pretty based. He has comfy vids and is pretty cool. I talk to him a lot and hes relatable. Hes a robot too.
>>27137017
>no skelly thread
Who?
;( poor skelly
Where is he from
This is how the rest of the world sees you.
good, roasties don't need to come here.
wizard sleeve roasties can fuck off the lolcow and go complain about your social anxiety while getting plowed by chad
>>27136998
But what did they post? It was probably an Ocean Man meme anyways.
Fellow robots, im in a bit of a spot here.
>be 19
>pathetic kissless virgin (full robot mode)
>find out a 7/10 qt 3.14 who incidentally isn't a virgin has a thing for me.
Should i go for it or am i better off keep looking for someone who also retained their v-card?
You gotta be smooth like buttah baby. Or just get decent escorts that want to smoke, fuck and chill.
>>27136797
Do what you want bro but I can tell you it probably won't work out
Do it or you will regret it later when you are a even older KV
You're in the club and this guy slaps your waifu's ass.
What do?
>plane
>crashed
>no survivors
imma slap her ass too who tf she think she is pissing of this nigga?
>club with a waifu
>cucked by a meme
Hopefully I'll just kill myself out of shame of what I've become
Just watched Eternal Sunshine. If you guys could erase memories from someone, would you?
I think I probably would. I broke up about a month ago. I'm bitter and resentful that I'm having a hard time moving on.
>>27136549
first off thats a great movie
secondly I never hated anyone enough to want to erase my memory however its cool to think about
>>27136549
Good film, remember watching it after my first long-term rejection. Would've erased my memories at the time but now, nah.
>>27136549
Just saying forget you is an insult. And you'll both possibly do it like in the movie. Or find another you end up hating from not learning from your experien.
Who /peesittingdown/ here?
Only when my girlfriend sleeps over.
i hate wiping piss off the toilet
I do it when I'm at home
Am I the only one kind of disgusted by sex? I want to have it because I'm biologically programmed that way, and when I'm horny it seems hot, but it's just so primitive and animalistic. That and a disdain for women makes it fairly unappealing. Everything in society revolves around sex; the worst part is that it's almost always on my and every other man's mind.
>inb4 neckbeard faggot
I'm tall, straight, and /fit/, however I am a virgin so maybe I just don't get it. It's even odder to think about how so many people have regular sex like it's nothing.
Lmaoing @ u pham, I have a friend who says he's literally disgusted by the human body and is asexual. I stalk his leddit account and found out he and his sis were raped by his dad.
>>27136359
I wasn't molested or raped or anything familia.
I think the same way but I'm a virgin too.
I bet that its something that goes away after you've gotten used to it.
After all you body literally douses your head in chemicals when you're doing the real thing, including "bonding' oxytocin and stuff which virgins are likely lacking.
Whens the last time you got a hug?
Do you also mumble insults or random phrases to yourself whenever you remember something cringy you did in the past?
sometimes i'll see something i dont like or remember that cringey thing i did that one time and i'll go "fuckin cocksucker" under my breath, but its in a new england accent so it sounds out like "fahckin kaksuckah"
>>27136184
What the hell
Fuckin lold
>"Kill yourself."
>"I need to die."
>"I want to die."
>"Kill me."
>"Hate myself."
All the time, especially if I'm walking alone. What's freaky is that I don't even consciously think any of it. It just comes out.
Weird thing happened today, though.
>talk with grandma on porch for a while
>go for walk
>.....
>"...love myself."
It caught me so off-guard that I had to stop and almost cry. Came out just as automatically as the rest has been coming out.
sunday funday edition
Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1021034 (run by unknown)
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/yanderegeneral
IRC: #yg and #yangen on Rizon
Skype group: ask about it in the thread
General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
>>27136100
>>>/trash/
ya riff raff
Is it true Cindy is part of this general???
I think I got a yandere gf. She's asking me to get a tattoo of her name on me so that everyone knows I'm hers. Should I do it, y/n?
What is the first thing that you see in this picture?
>>27135987
her weird lumpy leg fat
>>27135987
ugly asian face
A feminist sitting on a couch.
I can't believe he's gone. You faggots are such bullies and you cause Eggman to commit suicide.
Albert "Eggman" Hempton was just 24 years old and he had a beautiful soul. He loved his family, his GF and soup.
RIP, may you find your peace.
>>27135885
He didn't actually do it did he?
Did the eggnig kill himself for real this time
shitty troll
I got this faggot to put a sharpie in his butt. what else should I get him to do? dubs decides
making a fag penetrate his asshole... not a great feat
that's uh pretty gay.
for both of you
>>27135869
tell him to shave his armpits
>tfw no cute Polish girlfriend
has the slav squat evolved to the bench sit?
How to get a Polish gf:
1. Be black/arabic or any foreigner for that matter
2. Avoid being Polish
Have fun!
t. Pole
>>27135839
Why does it seem like European women care so much less about a man's looks than American women, generally speaking?
That guy is bald and average height and average face. Yet he still seems to have a girlfriend.
>tfw presentation tomorrow
Can't sleep, feel like shit, nervous as fuck.
Why can't I just be normal
i am going to be completely serious here
drink like 2 or 3 shots of liquor, or drink like 4 beers, glasses of wine, whatever you like
alcohol is like flipping the normalfag switch on in your brain temporarily, it's like magic
>>27135870
I dunno senpai what if it will make me do weird shit
Man up, the only way to gain confidence, is to confront your fears.
