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Why haven't you tried to dominate tall Amazonian women with your dick?
>>27126450
>tfw no amazon warrior gf
>>27126450
I don't live in the Netherlands.
>>27126450
because I have a tiny dick and you need a foot long coke can to satisfy them
inb4 it's not the size of the tool spoiler: it is
Why all the girls that I am flirting have boyfriend?
I completed my rise and shine and I am well functioning guy in society and improved my look 5 to 7. But there is a problem.
All the girls who flirt with me hide the fact that they have a boyfriend. When I learn about it and when I say them they have a boyfriend indirectly, they get nervous and they talk bull shit and cease flirting with me.
Why all the girls are unfaithful? Why I am becoming the side dude? Fuck this shit, I did rise and shine for nothing.
It has nothing to do with you. Sorry if girls are being overly flirty with you. Take it as a compliment, means you'll find someone single eventually. You just have to wait.
>>27126449
wtf is rise and shine
>>27126449
Just cuck all of them . Don't turn down free fucks.
This guy is not from around here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5vAed2zfw
the fuck is this
autisticpeoplemeet.com?
If he dyed his hair grey and pretending to be an old man no one would bat an eye.
>>27126422
I didn't know they were rebooting Ed GrimleyI must say
>decided to try no fap
>actually feel better
>mom starts to do weird things as grabbing my ass and complimenting
>trying do deal with urges and still don't fap after a month
>can't concentrate anymore and really have to jerk off now
>single mom probably didn't fuck for months
>we're finally doing it in the kitchen, really couldn't control myself
Can't stop thinking about it. This shit ruined my life.
>>27126411
Got any pics of her?
This "original comment" thing is a pain in the ass
>>27126478
i know right? you can't just say yes or no or SHIT, I HATE THIS BOARD
>>27126411
W8 U WOT M8?
>22nd birthday night
>mom takes me out for drinks and dinner at the casino
>start get a bit happy/inebriated
>actually begin to bond with my mother
>we open up with one another, exchange personal secrets
>thoroughly enjoy my meal too
>go back home
>decide to watch cable together
>fifty shades of fucking grey is on
>sexual tension
>.......
>*15 minutes later* relief of sexual tension is underway
>I'm honestly fucking her doggy style in the pussy on our leather couch
>smoking hot tits and ass bouncing up/down
>legs up the air, screaming at the top of her lungs
>losing my virginity to the only woman I've ever loved
>about to bust my absolute nut
>she's moaning but starts instructing me to pull out
>too fucking late, this feels too good
>cum inside of the hole I literally crawled out of 22 years ago
>*mutual guilt ensues*
>she makes us both some cocoa, and we proceed onto our separate quarters to sleep
>begin to sober up and realise what I've done
>legitimately don't want to be a father figure (R.I.P Dad)
>I came that much inside her I'll be surprised if she doesn't get pregnant
>she's young too - not menopausal or anything
>also genuinely shit-scared she'll want to keep it
>she's a young mother who always wanted another, especially since I'm moving out to college shortly.
>what do.
>could I ever look my mutant brother in the eye? let alone my own mother at this point.
I'm expecting an awkward confrontation when she gets home from work today... Fml.
Happy 22nd birthday, Daniel. I'm sure his is always how you envisioned losing your virginity.
Morning after pill dumb ass
>>27126211
No time to criticize. No time to moralize.
Just turn the fight and win.
Enjoy your mutant abomination of a child, OP.
Female here. Can you guys stop spreading lies about how we only care about looks? As long as
>you are at least average looking
>your height is at least 5'12"
>you earn at least $40k a year
>your penis is at least 7"
We WILL consider dating you.
Alright, let's date then.
Actually, hold on. First, you must fulfill these requirements as well .
>No chub or landwales
>At least average facial aesthetic
>Height below 5'12"
>Earn at least 40k USD a year
>Your vagina must be an innie and smooth shaven
I WILL consider dating your insane ass
>>27126170
But why 7" ? The whole point of penetrative sex is you have to go balls deep and be very close and intimate with your partner. You can't do that with a 7". Goddammit woman, go on, make me hate you more. Fuck, that one was very hurtful.
>>27126170
> 5'12"
I believe it would be more efficient to just say 6' and leave it at that.
Daily tinder gets thread, i'll post what i have
![Screenshot_2016-03-13-09-43-56[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3U2UMcA.png "Screenshot 2016-03-13-09-43-56[1]")
I thought i was doing good but... let's see
>>>/soc/
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, queer.
![Screenshot_2016-03-13-09-44-04[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8WWy30F.png "Screenshot 2016-03-13-09-44-04[1]")
>>27126154
I was not sure if i was understanding...
I was forced to have an arranged marriage a few years ago because my parents didn't want me to be a NEET forever. My wife was a 8/10 so I didn't really complain.
But then I discovered her true nature soon after. She was abusive, controlling nasty and frequently had affairs without even trying to keep it a secret. Worst of all, I'm still a virgin and she laughs openly about it.
I want out guys. I REALLY want out of this shithole.
But how? Shes such a good liar and everyone would rather believe her than a beta cuck like me. If I divorce her, I'll be sure to lose 50% of my net worth and shes even stated that she'll make it her mission to even take away most of my vintage manga and anime collection....
>>27125889
mehmet my son, yuo are unhappy married man now, so yuo have to choose
>comit honorable suicide
or
>lose all in divorce
>>27125889
Depends on the country, but in the US if you've never consummated marriage annulment is an option.
>>27125889
>Vintage manga
>Vintage anime
Yeah okay this is a real story.
You Trump chumps are the biggest fucking retards.
>>27125800
Pretty much OP. I get a kick out of how obvious this is for nearly every European I've met, but Americans still don't get it.
Politics is theater. It's a play. A big show.
Nobody's vote really matters. Don't get so invested. Just enjoy the ride.
Euro here, Trump is the best choice. Fuck uneducated minorities. Also, healthcare is a meme and college education a waste of time for most fields. If everyone has a college education, it loses value.
What do you robots think of girls with small tits?
>>27125796
shiter tier. They are basically men with smaller brains
I'm actually into that. It's not that I hate big tits, but having small tities is just not something bad as far as I am concerned. God damnit I'm getting hard just looking at the pic in OP and wondering how she looks braless.
>>27125796
i love me some DFC
very large tits are actually a turn off to me.
>people say to get a job so I won't be depressed and I will have something to distract me
>end up being even more depressed
When will this meme end?
>>27125772
Never ever anon
>be relatively emotionally stable NEET
>man up, go back to school, study, workout, etc
>think about killing myself every few minute
The same happened to me, Anon. I dropped out of school into a decent paying full time position thinking I wouldn't want to killing myself everyday.
All it did was make me wish for a life where I wasn't thinking about killing myself every minute.
Hi /r9k/,
Do you like my nails? Just got them done.
just signaling attention
>>27125951
Can't aboyask about his looks?
Maybe you guys aren't as gay as my friend told me...
Fucking HATE fake ass long ass gnarled nails.
FUCKING LEAVE GNARLED NAIL WITCH, RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rawrr! Hehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
I'm not your uncle.
>>27125532
make lasagna and listen to grimes
watch me play this japanese eroge game
HOW DO YOU MEET PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL/COLLEGE?
I graduated a while ago but I've only just realised there's nowhere for me to meet people other than some gross aussie nightclub here
I want to meet girls and shit and my social skills aren't bad once I get past the anxiety
Where do you I go?
>>27125501
That's the secret.
You make the connections early in life and keep them. If you're a robot, you've already lost.
think most people meet people at their job as adults
>>27125501
Jobs. It's expected at this point that you are married and have friends.
In all honesty, and normies and girls feel free to post in this thread, girls specify your gender here, why do you normies want to be robots?
Are you all just hipsters and tumblr is becoming too mainstream so you chose to come here to be "different"?
If not that, then specify. Because I can't see why else you normies would want to be robots. (I'm talking about the ones who claim they're robots)
>>27125405
I am a cyborg and a /female/. I wouldn't call myself a robot, but I am definitely a cyborg (I do believe that most fembots are actually just cyborgs tbqh OP).
>>27125436
OP here. Age? And why do you feel this way?
i'm only curious i'm not trying to badger you ahh
>>27125405
Oh, sorry, I come here because I'm an old fag and "work from home". R9k often has some of the most interesting topics of discussion and they are very permissive of muh autism. I can be more of myself in here and find it easy to relate to most people.
