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>at local coffee shop
>getting a coffee with soy in it because lactose allergy
>the barista calls my order out loud
>one girl out of a group of three looks at my drink when they call it and says "wooow"
>hear other girl say "don't be so rude!"
>tfw she probably thought I was a fag for getting a coffee with soy
What the fuck lads, why are normie girls so cruel? Why do people have to make unsolicited, rude comments like that? I know it's not a big deal but just to know that someone went out of their way to make me feel shitty really bothers me, I'm still feeling shit even though I'm not thinking of that. It's like it left a lasting emotional wound that won't go away.
>lactose allergy
You have an intolerance not an allergy, stupid faggot, and even nips can drink a cup of milk a day without ill effect
Wooow anon
Soy? Are you serious?
Maybe stop being so sensitive. She would have said "wooow" even if it was a 10/10 Chad, don't be so hard on yourself
I'd like to think I'm not the only one who has experienced this.
Please tell me more
What happened?
>>27118831
>be 13
>running late to class
>end up in the wrong classroom
>leave while being scared shitless because the "late bell" just rang
>I'm so scared, that I actually have an orgasm
>first orgasm I ever had while awake (up until that point I would always have orgasms in my sleep as a result of similar situations such as being late or left behind)
>>27118876
that is really fuckin weird
you got some brain wires crossed somewhere or something
you don't have to imagine what your imaginary asian gf will look like!
Rolling...
3rd girl is best.
>>27118511
these are all men
>>27118511
rolling after my third attempt at an original comment
Good day, acquaintances and strangers alike. I must ask, why do the infants in men's clothing that frequent that board Robot VMMMM that make them so universally loathed?
A follow-up question, old beans: is it something specific?
Could it be that thou art all collectives of stereotypical traits of an adult-sized toddler?
Perhaps it might be thy scent that leads you gentlemen, and occasional lady, to be the target of laughter by the foul establishment of Tumblr?
I wish thou all a good day. Anyone care for a spot of tea, by the by?
teenage pseudo-intellectual detected
>>>/b/
>>27118395
>making a new trip to escape the humiliation your last one suffered
>posts an even more cringy thread than last time
>>27118467
Bah! Thou imply that I art another manbaby? *shakes head while putting down tea to add a sugar cube* Choose thy next spoken sentence with great care, lest I use my connections with my fellow nobles to have thou brought to the guillotine for treason against the queen!
>i like asian girls, they are so pure
>asians
>attractive
You are one sad little man.
I hate deluded weebs so fucking much.
I like asian girls cause of their features. The eyes, the hair, the soft look, all good shit.
But I do NOT believe in that pure waifu bullshit. All women are the same. Are manipulative materialistic whores. ALL OF THEM.
>they are not like those disgusting westerner women!
>Another $27 of lottery tickets for todays draws and win absolutely nothing.
Fuckity fuck fuck fucka! I simply cannot accept a life in which I do not win the lottery, and no matter what must keep striving towards winning. A timeline of my life in which I do win the lottery is certainly possible, and because I only have one shot at life, this just has to happen, there's no other way around it. No other way to become wealthy enough to enjoy both a high quality of life and the free time to spend it as I please.
Rather than feel bad though when I just checked all the tickets, this time I feel as happy and optimistic as I was before. Some people gamble more when they are depressed, I gamble more when I am happy, because I am an eternal optimist, and nothing can stop me from achieving my dream to win the lottery. Except death or running out of money. If I run out of money I will just go join a monastery, or similar arrangement in which I dedicate my life to community service and spiritual practice in exchange for being fed and housed.
Well at least no one else won the Powerball jackpot yet
keno is better
>>27119417
what is keno?
They have a Cali lottery game supposedly based on it, but the max prize is $300k, which much worse chances than Fantasy 5
>go to uni cafeteria hungry as fuck and feeling the munchies
>come out with doritos, apple juice, pudding and some chocolate pretzels
>walking up stairs back to dorm room
>trip on stair and yell "whoah!"
>start dancing in slow motion as if I'm about to fall with eyes closed
>accidentally drop apple juice
>didn't realize I was doing this for twenty minutes
>group of girls were standing there, watching me the whole time
>they were just laughing
>suddenly get really self conscious and run back to dorm, dropping pudding and doritos on my way, feel too stoned to pick my shit up
Jesus Christ I'm just going to stay in my room from now on when I'm tripping.
focus on your education and not illegal substances
>>27118131
Why not both senpai? This comment is now original.
>shit my pants in the middle of a presentation
>shit them again
>now called "shitty mcgee" by everyone
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>i want to kill myself
How do you make peopel understand that your depression is just a natural reaction to immutably poor conditions of your life?
>get therapy lol
>try some drugs XD
These are the mindless duck calls of people with things to look forward to. I've tried changing my cirucmstances through pharms and will and activity and all that but my life seems only to worsen with every successive attempt to better it. Of course I'm depressed you fucking fucktards.
Actually almost did it yesterday.
Thankfully I passed out (very very drunk) with the gun in my hands.
I still don't know how I'm gonna get past this. Its hard to tell people about it too.
Original commenterino
Buddy. There are people with sweet lives that are depressed as fuck. Go look at David Foster Wallace.
As for most people, you're right. I might have a somewhat negative outlook, but if my life wasn't constant fucking garbage that I have very little chance of escaping, I might not be so sad all the fucking time, and I might not want to die ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
>>27118222
I've come pretty close before too, anon. Quitting drinking helped keep from that edge but aside from that it's actually made my life worse in a lot of ways.
>>27118276
I agree. I was born with some pretty enviable advantages that not everyone was lucky enough to have (loving but fallible parents, stable upbringing, house with a yard) but I'm just too defective. I'm basically a waste of resources.
>tfw no cute asian streamer gf
>>27117974
she looks hardly asian, plus those cringey leg tattoos
>Westernized Asians
>>27118114
non-westernized asians are fucking ugly as shit desu
>"Okay class, we're going to do a fun activity together!
>"Grab a partner!"
>tfw no partner
>get placed in a group
>open binder
>forgot to bring paper AGAIN
>ask for paper
>realize i lost my pencil again
JUST
cropped out all the unimportant parts
>>27117997
saved. g'day
How much longer until women voters make it a rule that any married man with a 6 inch cock or less must find a bull to satisfy his wife or face life imprisonment?
>>27117717
>tfw 6.25" cock
whew lad, just made it
>>27117751
lol I'm 6.5 bring it on, 0 fucks given
>>27117717
>tfw this sounds like a ridiculous joke
>in 100 years it will probably be a given and nobody even questions it
DUBS DECIDES WHAT I SAYS
>>27117617
AYYYY ROASTIE!
WANT SOME KEK?
>>27117617
Can you take 11?
>>27117617
"Your profile says you like anime. Can we have a threesome with my Asuka body-pillow?"
why are women such attention seeking cunts?
>>27117490
There is a beautiful kind of irony to that picture
>>27117499
>There is a beautiful kind of irony to that picture
lol
bl0x
>>27117490
thats pretty much the only thing theyre good at
So it finally happened, the girl i was dating traded me for one of my supposed called friends, and i fuking loved her, is this how i turn into a robot, plus if any of you guys had the same experience pls share
>>27117487
I'm in love with my best friend's crush. She already rejected him but they're still friends. Should I go for her? Maybe we can keep it a secret from my friend, he doesn't have to know. Is it worth losing your best friend for gaining a best girl? I don't really care anyways, he's an asshole
>Dated girl in first place
>>27117487
>Meet this girl at school
>instant love
>she likes me too
>have a really good friendship for years
>never shared my feelings towards her because im a huge coward
>last year
>Fuck it, i will tell her that i love her right now
>but im gonna check her facebook first
>She got pregnant
>I still can feel how my heart explodes into tiny pieces
>Got depressed
And here i am
Who here has /randomaccessmemory/?
>was reading super smash bros wiki (i've never even played this game)
>reading comments or something
>"Never, EVER underestimate a good Bowser. It might be the last thing you do."
>i still remember this line and say it out loud sometimes 8 fucking years later
Ive remembered random moments when i was younger. I remember thinking "i will remember this". Dunno if thats ram tho
>>27117453
Idk why OP but that's pretty fucking funny
I'm sure I had a lot b4 I didn't czech myself b4 I rekt myself with alcohol
>>27117453
so did bowser fuck you up or what
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