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i'm getting burned out on media entertainment, pass me the rope
You could always try doing something with your life instead of relying on escapism to fill the void.
>>27104220
>implying "doing something with your life" isn't just another form of escapism to fill the void
Toplol friendo.
>>27104229
Spoken like a true retard. You must get a lot of practice.
is there a dating site for people with genuine cognitive or mental disorder?
>>27103919
Yes, it's caIled /soc/
>>27103919
Too much legal liability. You mental defectives are murderers and rapists, and nobody wants to take that legal risk.
Fix yourself.
>>27103944
how do i fix a combined head injury, and PTSD?
One pill gives you a 8 by 6
One pill gives you a microdick
>>27103865
Those aren't pills; they are soft-gels. Retard.
I take both. I stop if I take the correct one first.
Just take both
I just busted a load to a black girl on omegle. Fuck my life, it's really gone downhill
>>27103861
If that's all you got downstairs then sorry bro
What's ur dick size u look massive
>>27103891
Do you mean sorry that I don't abuse angles and lighting to make my 6'' penis look 8''?
>>27103902
Hilarious, kid.
Any fembots have tips on how to act when talking to r9k robots?i have talked to many males from here and here is what I've discovered.
>never mention ex bfs or ex sexual partners because most of them are super insecure and well label you as a whore
>compliment them a lot
>most of them like to role play
Any femanons got more tips.
>dont complain or else they'll tell you how hard males have it
>dont argue with them about the topic of feminism
>never mention any of your past sexual experience
>use a lot of emoticons, ex: xD :3 :^)
>>27103633
They do love emoticons
>>27103573
>I don't want to feel like the whore I am.
Oh you. Cum guzzling with many men is not cool.
BREHS
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How are white women supposed to compare/ Just how?
>implying I want to compare
>implying I don't want that booty
>tfw no mulatto butt on my face
>>27103632
The ass is so fat. I hope that isnt cellulite though.
>cellulite
Nah
That shit ruins any good ass or thigh immediately
>tfw only alcoholics and braindead low-class scum wants to be my bf
>tfw workout
>tfw fit
>tall
>have a job
>Ride a motorcycle
>Have my own car, two actually
>tfw only ugly average women and fat ones want to be my gf
>>27103468
Why are we cursed? Because of autism? ;-;
>ugly as sin
>fat as a pregnant mantee
>mean as the devil with a mousetrap on his dick
>retarded
>really nice and decent men sometimes try to proposition me
Every time this happens I remember the inequities of the world in full and want to start clubbing normally-sized and brained females so I can gift wrap them and deliver them to all the betas in need.
Why are you not working out? It won't fix all your problems but it will fix a good number of them.
>lift and get jacked
>still a balding ugly manlet with a 13 cm needle dick
Oh boy it fixed a lot for sure.
>>27103389
I don't have to be. Don't tell me what to do.
>>27103389
my problems and bitterness are my only sense of identity
how do you dress, robots? what's your personal style?
>>27103319
terrorist watch, jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, sneakers
>>27103319
I wear my pajamas 99% of the time.
I wear whatever I want whenever I want
r9k,
How long does it take you to get hard again after you've cum? How long does it take you to recharge?
>>27103290
24 hours
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>>27103290
Depends how horny I am. A few times when I've been really horny I've actually managed to cum again like a few minutes afterwards. But usually it'll take at least half an hour.
>>27103290
5-10 min
To all the people on r9k who have mentioned a girl or girls liking them before, I have to ask. Why come here? Why pretend to be a robot or act like you can commiserate with actual robots?
This isn't meant to be an insult, I'm genuinely curious as to why you would want to associate with robots.
>>27103233
Knowing people have it worse than me makes me feel happy.
>>27103233
Girls have been attracted to me but I fuck it up before the first date by being an autistic retard that can't communicate with people naturally and fail to ask them out when they expect me to. Has happened 3 times last year. They change their minds and politely reject me. This is why I'm a 25 year old virgin.
>>27103233
I guarantee you that even you have had girls like you. It's just that you didn't notice or didn't care.
Austists:
>are victims.
>can't get decent jobs, or can barely hold onto them.
>can't easily make friends, which is closer to a human right than the internet or a college education.
>can't find love, which is closer to a human right than the internet or a college education.
>are often abused, mistreated, and made fun of by the "normies".
>have very high rates of depression and mental illness due to dismal social conditions
>There are far more of them than trannies, and possibly on par with the amount of homosexuals.
So why don't liberals give a shit about autists?
Because of le haha look at that funny retard meme xD
Why don't you just pull yourself together and function like a normal human being, seriously, the vast majority of humans are norman and you say you cannot act like that? xD look everyone we have a special little snowflake over here shitting their pants, because they cant take their clothes off like normal people when they shit.
It's seriously because people don't like to think independently, they will more rather just agree with their friends. This is also the root of most of all problems in the world.
>>27103283
Social media actually created more sheep mentality. If you have an opinion that runs contra your friends, you get shamed by your entire circle.
>>27103369
>having friends
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>be biologically female
>actual gamer as a kid talking autistically from 7 years old up
>just played game normally never had problems
>one day on WoW someone asks me If I'm female
>I'm like 11 or 12 so I say yes
>They start offerring me free gold
>I just think they are being nice
>politely decline and tell them I have quests to do
>they keep insisting I take it
>after trying to decline several more times I just take it so he can leave me alone
>get 500 gold
>it allowed me to enter the marketplace, purchase mount licenses and more mounts.
>I thanked him due to the huge economic jump I was granted
>skip to 2016
>he did it because he was beta af and "girls never played video games" meme
Ruining my childhood as of now. When will feminism die? It was never this bad before.
your childhood was a year ago?
>>27102920
Good story
Now get off this board, no one gives a flying fuck about your meaningless squabbles.
>>27103444
>implying everything on r9k isn't a meaningless squabble.
If you were offered the chance to go on a 1,000 mile walk (25 miles per day for 40 days) and were offered $2 million and a virgin compatible gf at the end, would you do it?
- 25 miles over 40 days
- each night you will sleep in a tent
-your calorific needs will be met, with a tasteless soup and you'll also have vitamin tablets
-The temperature will be 30F for the entire 40 days but you will be given adequate clothing and bedding to avoid hypothermia.
Of course. Anything to get out of this fucking lifestyle.
>>27102815
Fuck your fucking hypotheticals pleb
This shit is never going to happen, so what's the point of even entertaining the thought?
>>27102815
is that 30 degrees faggotheit or celcius?
if celcius then heck yeh
If you were offered 20 million dollars, but in return you would NEVER have sex, would you do it?
>>27102752
Of course. I'm never going to have sex anyway.
>>27102752
yeh
then buys 200 million flumps
Could i make it 1 million to have sex only once a year?
