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How do you end up with a body like this?
Genetics, don't workout, eat a bit more than you're supposed to.
Never work out, have a relatively healthy diet.
Be Asian.
Holy shit even android women can't avoid being filthy sluts?
>>27091073
what a fucking bitch
-0/10
>>27091073
what a worthless piece of metal.
-.1/10
too realistic/10
>bud
>buddy
>pal
If you say any of these please kill yourself
Sure thing, guy.
>>27090862
Okay bub
i call everyone sir
Who here /crossdresser/?
>>27090782
did you get lost on your way to /lgbt/?
>>27090809
I'm not gay, just like to dress like a girl sometimes
>>27090782
I dont think this is /lgbt/
So you should leave. Now.
So I'm getting my cardio out of the way today, and headed to chick-fil-a to refuel. After I ate, and got out of the place, some stupid wageslave (a nigger, so literally) shouted "get a car man!" So I flicked him off, and left to head home. Carcucks, though.
They're literally the worst type of wagecuck.
I understand wagecucking, sucking shekelstiens cock but jesus, sucking goldberg's, (insurance) and mahmoud's (gas) too? Jesus, as if wagecucks couldnt cuck hard enough. I looked inside every car window and got looks of nothing but pure wagie rage as they sped home to stop their wives from cheating on them.
Wagecucks, everyone.
>>27090655
You flicked him off, huh? Bet he appreciated it.
>>27090674
Ragie wagie, pay your insurance! Goldberg earned those dollars.
You tried very hard to make this thread funny, but it isn't funny at all.
Everyone needs practice to hone their craft, so it's okay, but you should delete this thread and try again with something better.
Diagnosed with depression. Go figure.
Where do I go from here?
I doubt you're going anywhere soon pal.
Down
Into a hole
A deep, deep hole
>>27090518
>>27090541
Does it ever get better? Probably not.
>95% of couples I see IRL involve a tall white guy.
>mfw tall white guys think they can be robots.
>mfw tall white guys think being shy somehow puts them in the same boat as shitskin manlets.
>>27090486
What about average height white guys, can we still be robots? Friendless KV here.
>>27090486
lower them standards bub
>>27090486
>shitskinI'm not a nigger
>Physically attracted to women
>Can't stand literally anything else about them
From the sound of their voices to their weakness to the way they treat men as disposable, everything about women annoys me. I can't be the only one, right?
Well then rejoyce fellow robot! The solution is traps! Go, go! GO
>>27090475
Literally this entire board. Hopefully
Just get a fleshlight
>>27090508
A fleshlight can't hold you, make you feel safe, tell you that you're worth something and encourage you to become a better person.Neither can a woman to be completely honest
Footlong blt from subway
I eat that
Money from the government
I need that
wagecucks waking up at 6 am to go to work
I watch that
>>27090244
nice and creative
+10 GBP for dubs
>>27090244
OOHHHHHHHHHH
SUPA HOT NEET
>"I'm about to end this man's whole career"
does aliens exist?
Only on this board
>>27090162
>tfw faggot op won't fill me with his ayy lmao probe juices
Yes. ayy lmao
What is your number one dealbreaker with a member of the opposite sex?
>She has ever looked at a nigger in a sexual way
>>27090131
she has ever had sexual desire
She doesn't love me
>he isnt a neet
neet masterrace dick only for my vaguna
how can chestlets compete with mickey
I'd really hate to be a chestlet. God what a horrible existence
>>27089892
they don't throw their backs out
>>27089892
what's her full name you fucking nigger
thanks
>2 hours of sleep
>Some one kill me
>14 hours of sleep
>someone kill me'
>this comment isn't original
>someone kill me
I HAVNT SLEPT IN DAYS NIGGA
>>27089916
My schedule
>wake up around 3pm
>browse the internets
>maybe eat
> mom forces me to a tutoring place so i remember what I learned 6:30 - 8:30
> go home and eat
> internet then sleep
It's fun wasting half of your days because your body and mind knows it's not worth being awake
ITT: I take 200 2mg caplets of loperamide with a bunch of prilosec and we see what happens.
>inb4 I die
>inb4 nothing
If I don't die, I might go buy 200 more to see if it will kill me
>>27089866
Extract then snort from what I understand.
All I know is you won't have any more diarrhea
>>27089918
It's actually and opiate it just dosent cross the blood brain barrier. The prilosec will help it cross the barrier
STOP!
IF YOURE A WOMAN ON THIS BOARD JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE!!
hard mode: youre not a fembot if youve had a boyfriend before, have had sex, there is someone currently willing to date you
Women can not be robots no matter what they try. Robot is a uniquely male experience.
>>27089753
>tfw female but still come to r9k to shitpost everyday
You guys act like being a robot is an aspiration for us girls. You can keep your self-pity and cheeto drenched mammoth paws.
>>27089850
> Women can't be terrified of humanity and be a waste of space that browses a website all day because she is too scared to try to move her life along. Gaining weight during this process and becoming unattractive, and now stuck in the robot life style.
OK anon.
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