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how to spot a virgin in one simple step
>He Does the Crip-Walk Nigga! !
what do they mean by this?
Yeah OP you're so cool..yeah
>>27085967
I read on here a while back that you can spot virgins from their walk
I've been even more anxious than usual since then
>>27086125
So what exactly happens if people know you're a virgin?
>go get a hair cut
>have to suffer through all the chit chat
>go home and run my hands through it
>it's completely botched
>one layer is shorter than the layer on top
>it was 120 dollars
>sister (a hairdresser) tells me to go back and get a refund
>can't bring myself to do it because i'm too nice and spaghetti
Is this a relatable feel at all? I've never cut hair in my life but I have not idea how could you fuck this up so badly.
Additional information:
>I wasn't told how much it would be when I got into the chair
>called the barber I used to go to and asked if he could fix it
>it would only be 17 dollars but paying 140 dollars is too fucking much
>>27085644
your sister is a hairdresser you fucking moron, have her do it?
moron.
>>27085709
I moved away from home this past year, so I couldn't get her to do it for me. I really wish I could but I live 12 hours away so it's not like I can drive home and have her cut my hair and drive back any time I need it done.
What did you want to be as a kid?
What are you now?
Gender?
>What did you want to be as a kid?
liked
>What are you now?
disliked
>Gender?
who cares?
A palaeontologist (it was the mid 90s).
A NEET.
Male.
>What did you want to be as a kid?
I wanted to be left alone.
>What are you now?
I am alone.
>Gender?
ASL, dude?
>tfw going to McDonald's tonight
>tfw seeing the tired wagecuck having to work late tonight
What do you usually order?
I was thinking about getting a vanilla milkshake from there later.
>>27085213
I usually get a quarter pounder meal with a milkshake. Vanilla or banana is good. I take out the gherkins and don't drink the last thicky bit of the milkshake. The fries are really the only redeeming thing at McDonald's.
>>27085135
>tfw going to similar place
>tired wagie is struggling to hear my order as I repeat it extremely slow
>they keep asking me to repeat
>lose my shit and scream my order
>semen in food
>what I wanted all along anyways
You missed out on innocent teenage love.
Think about all the girls tonight who will be having sex with their first love. They will have sex with many guys in the future but none will compare to the first.
No matter how much money you make, or how much success you achieve, you will never be able to experience real, passionate love in its purest form.
No matter how many times she says she loves you, you can never erase the nostalgic memories she has of the dreamy young guy who popped her cherry.
How does this make you feel?
It doesn't make me feel anything
Because no matter how much money she makes or how much success she achieves, no matter how many times I tell her I love her, she can never erase the nostalgic memories I have of the sexy young girl whose cherry I first popped
Relationships don't appeal to me but if you're asking if I'm bitter that I missed out on sex at that age then it doesn't bother me. I'm not the sentimental type so I wouldn't have attached unnecessary importance to the sex I had then as it would feel the same as it does when I have it now.
>nostalgic memories she has of the dreamy young guy who popped her cherry
yeah, my first was a total loser
any guy after him would seem like a god by comparison
teenage 'love' is not all flowers and roses and shit man
Would you rape her if you knew you'd get away with it?
>>27085043
>would any of you 20+ kissless virgins have sex with this girl without consequences
gee, i don't know OP
You're fucking scum if you would.
I would personally watch you have your cock cut off
No, I have principles
>Almost 25 years old
>There are people younger than me who have competed in the Olympics
>There are people younger than me who are successful artists, musicians, actors
>There are people younger than me who are independently wealthy
>There are people younger than me who have accomplished more in a few years than I ever could in several lifetimes
>While these people were out accomplishing great things I was wasting away in classrooms learning useless information in a meaningless field
>These people have all sorts of achievements they can feel proud of and can be motivated further by
>I have nothing but frustration and endless failed attempts, failure and mediocrity as far as the eye can see
JUST
>>27084962
I'm 19 and I already feel like that.
Sometimes when I lie awake at night I dwell on how fucking useless I am. I've done nothing of note, never held a job, never had a relationship or sex, no motivation, no notable skills.
FUCK
>>27085046
Holy shit this post is me word for word.
>>27084962
>olympics
good genes
>artists
good genes
>musicians good genes
>actors
good facial aesthetics genes or jewish genes
>wealthy
wealth isn't everything
good night.
If you plan on having kids, ABORT YOUR DAUGHTERS AND ONLY HAVE SONS.
Boys that grow up with only brothers end up a lot more masculine and macho than boys with sisters. Boys with sisters end up feminized and undesirable, and end up becoming robots.
Abort any fetuses that are girls, keep the boys. Do it for their future.
Why don't I just abort the males and raise cute, angelic daughters?
Poo in loo mentality. See where that got them?
[citation needed]
ORIGIFNAHFLWHFOC
Be an electron.
What do?
You are now aware that electrons don't actually "orbit" in the traditional sense.
>>27084765
Be attracted to the subatomic particle of opposite charge.
>>27084814
Electrons can't be 'aware'.
Also I would fuck that nucleus in its proton.
Do you like your brother /r9k/?
>>27084618
I love my brother but he's kind of an annoying asshole sometimes.
>>27084618
Have one older and two younger, three younger if you count my half brother.
They're alright.
>>27084618
>Do you like your brother /r9k/?
Not really. I don't hate him, but it's generally not possible to have a relationship with him because he won't stop forcing his political views on everybody else in the family. Every time he calls, he just rants about conspiracy theories and words everything like a request for validation of said theories. There's literally no way to tell him you don't want to discuss it or that you simply don't have an opinion.
To be fair, our father is much the same way, but he's been out of the picture for ages, so I don't have to put up with that shit from him anymore.
>So anon, any fun plans for Spring Break
>>27084453
Massive amounts of fapping but I do that anyway
>>27084453
Nope, drink drank drunk
>>27084579
>>27084606
>tfw this thread was about people asking you this question and not knowing how to respond so as not to reveal your power level
>tfw this thread was not about finding out other robot's plans
I have this "friend" I knew for a long time who grew up playing Roblox and posting on the forums
He was some fucking autistic drama queen and contrarian
Constantly quoting memes, "ironic shitposting", always complaining to me about people on Roblox and how "immature the community is"
Now he's using 4chan and won't stop quoting these fucking memes and pretending that he's some robot edgelord.
What do I do?
He played roblox. He's now on 4chan. No wonder he's an edgelord
what was his handle?
>>27084320
>what was his handle?
I didn't think it'd be this easy to spot these faggots
wake up, see this
wat doo
>>27084181
Lick her face
>>27084195
>get mouth full of makeup
>>27084181
Are you here for the job interview?
Normalfag here, need advice from the robots. I feel like robots are not good at responding to social situations but are very good at analyzing them so please give me your honest opinion if you want.
>have friend, call him "B"
>B is single, 6'2 maybe 200 lbs
>nice guy but gets very rowdy when drunk
>go to bars with B and others
>B gets hammered
>B hits on girls tries to dance with them, hugs them, grabs them
>girls turned off by this, get agitated, start to make a scene
>I distract B, drag him away
>We leave
>B is hammered, aggravated, stumbling down the street, yelling at people
>I am more sober and trying to get him home without making a scene
>Every group of girls we pass he harasses them
>I apologize, pull him away
>Every group of guys we pass he litterally tries to start a fight with
>group of 2,3,4 it doesn't matter
>I have to break it up, usually restraining him with a smile on my face trying to convince the other group not to fight us
>we walk away, B still screaming at them from a block away
>guys screaming back "Fuck you pussy! Little bitch!"
>this aggravates B and I have to physically pull him down the street
>Talk my way out of 3 street fights every time we go out
My question is: should I say fuck it and let him get his drunk ass kicked and probably arrested? Will he learn his lesson then?
>>27083947
tell him to tone it down when he's sober. tell him he has a problem. and don't hang out with him if he's shitfaced, or bring another person
>>27083947
B sounds like an alcoholic.
>>27083947
No, because in a 3 on 1 he will die. They'll cave his fucking head in, stab him, or pull a gun. Its not hard to snap someones neck when you're stomping them.
Sit your friend down while sober and tell him he's got a fucking problem. Then again he seems like a fucking prick so maybe he should get stomped into being a retard.
>go to asia for 3 months
>only get laid twice
What am I doing wrong?
Even asians can see your ugly ass through them squinty eyes
>>27083812
>live for 20 years
>never get laid
Ayy
>>27083812
>on a site full of virgins
>complain that you only got laid twice
