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RIP Eggy
>>27082454
Why do you faggots worship this normalslime? Just shows how pathetic you guys are.
>>27082454
good riddance he's a fucking normie faggot anyway who makes money off you retards
death seems just for the ugly cunt anyway
>>27082454
What happened to the eggster?
What do you think of social Darwinism, r9k?
Bullshit normies use to justify their latent sociopathic behavior.
>>27082444
But isn't it accurate though? Retards and people with shit genetics make up the garbage of society, whilst the naturally gifted and attractive dominate
>>27082444
This. Social Darwinism is bullshit because the vast majority of wealth is due to luck, then inheritance.
>>27082670
>But isn't it accurate though?
No. Not even close. Sure there are plenty of poor people with shit genes. Do you honestly think Paris Hilton belongs anywhere other than a trailer park though? The fact is SD has almost nothing to do with genes and everything to do with luck. There are plenty of gorgeous geniuses who die in poverty and never reproduce and there are plenty of fuckugly sociopathic sub-intellectuals with huge families who are rich as fuck.
Do any of you guys ever hear, see, smell or feel things that trigger memories and an onslaught of depression, despair, nostalgia and hopelessness?
I'll try and give a few examples:
>See the base of the mountains at dusk
>Get reminded of my mid-teenage years where I would walk home, and see that sight after being with friends, and play WotLK WoW, and browse old /b/.
>Realize that all of my friends are gone
>I'm still here
>Pre-Cata WoW is garbage
>4chan makes me feel worse, not better.
>Go outside when it's cold/snowing
>Be reminded of when I was 9, walking back to the car from the mall with my parents when they were still together. Happy my Dad got me Christmas presents early. Excited to go play WCIII
>WCIII is now dead.
>My parents aren't together
>I'm no longer a child.
It's been happening to me for the past year and a half, recently I've been seeing/hearing/feeling things that make me nostalgic for experiences that I've never had.
Does anyone know what in the Hell this is?
Yes. Mostly because I realize that I have wasted my life and navigated myself into a position where I have nothing to live for. Reminding myself of the times and moments which I wasted causes that despair and painful nostalgia.
They're normal memories. Smells can trigger them easily. Those unpleasant feelings for us are caused by our current situation being worse than the situation from the memories.
>I've been seeing/hearing/feeling things that make me nostalgic for experiences that I've never had
I don't understand how that works.
>>27082387
Completely normal.
I get it with walking barefoot outside. It reminds me of carefree childhood where you'd play in the grass, sand or on asphalt. Not caring if you get dirty. Rolling around, laying down, sitting wherever.
>>27082439
>I don't understand how that works.
Probably wasn't the best way to phrase that. Imagine seeing young teens hanging out with friends, going to restaurants, going on dates etc. and remembering all of those opportunities you had to experience that but turned down. Then dealing with the images of what could've been.
how long you been a NEET?
>>27082235
3 years
wish i put money into bitcoin
2 months now. I'm trying to get my life back on track. The depression is killing me already
9 years
I've fucked up
>tfw you see normies living their normal lives, interacting with each other and going about their business with enthusiasm
Any robots had existential crises from observing normies?
I just pretend everyone else fakes enthusiasm the same way I do. I hope so anyway
I struggle a LOT with the fact that people of my age cannot understand the world and how it works, and be so damn stupid, having their vision clouded by group opinion so much
it really makes me wonder if I'm the only real one here
The dread will pass once you realize you were put on this earth to suffer, that the entire spectacle around you are nothing but the instruments of torture. Our God is a malevolent being
/r9k/, I may have gotten myself a gf.
I dunno how, I swear to fucking God, she approached me first.
There's a problem, though: she has really shitty tastes in, well, everything. Like, REALLY shitty tastes. And being in a relation with someone with tastes that are almost polar opposite of mine seems like complete shit. But I want to give her a chance because:
>1. I'm a fucking degenerate robot
>2. I can't waste chances like this
Is it possible to corrupt a girl into liking the shit I like?
>Like, REALLY shitty tastes
Elaborate
>>27081743
>m-muh obscure anime
>m-muh hipster music
>>27081754
Listens to the most generically possible electronic music, doesn't fucking read books, watches generic ass soap operas, has that basic Facebook type humor.
I think you can see where I'm going with that.
I turn 20 today. I am still a loser.
>>27081718
If you don't like it then fix it you fat bastard
>under 25
>robot
*giggles*
>>27081730
i have no motivation to do so
>I slave away for Mr. Schlomo so I can contribute to society and make my parents proud of me.
Wagecuck sure do say the funniest things.
it's not to contribute...it's to buy nice things and further yourself so that you can get pussy
It's to contribute to buy nice tendies and get a very nice girl.
>>27081993
actual "nice girls" don't care how much money you have, if you're trying to get rich to get women then you'll be getting the wrong kind of women
I've been a NEET for 5 years and have been trying to get a job.
I got two job offers and have to pick one:
1) Cart pusher at a big grocery store. The job involves pushing carts, and pushing more carts.
2) Factory job in some place that manufactures blasting mats. The work seems a bit varied, they assign you to a different "job" every few hours. It's hard physical work for the most part.
What should I pick?
I am a skinny underfed NEET, so both these jobs seem shitty
>work hard to get the free NEETbux
>wants to throw all that hard work away
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
Do the cart pusher. Being stuck in some factory all day is depressing. I much like the chilled out cart job outside.
>>27081584
Factory job. Build some muscle and endurance.
Tell me, dear robot, who exactly are you?
No, I don't mean that. I have no interest in who you are in this world, this cruel, careless world.
Who are you really? In a world with no boundaries, no societal norms, no expectations, no obligations, who are you, as you see yourself through your third eye?
Are you a hero there, or just as destitute, bereft as here?
I'm more of an apparition or ghostly figure. I want to exist without existing.
>>27081504
Despite all of the horrible things that I've done over the years, I have saved many people's lives and struggle daily with horrible urges that, if I acted on them, would cause untold suffering. This struggle, my actions, the unparalleled self-restraint that I constantly exert, makes me stand head and shoulders above most people. The self-discipline and caution that I practice is something that no one asks of me, that few people in my position ever even make an attempt to do, yet I still do it. Not because of any reward or praise but because I know I can be a better person than my mind and body wants me to be. I'm a hero there, OP.your thread will get few to no replies because almost everyone on this board knows wholeheartedly that they are just as devoid of substance to themselves as they are to the rest of the world.
Probably a psyco that wants to find another psyco to love
![Reese's-PB-Cups-Wrapper-Small[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ui77rOQ.png "Reese's-PB-Cups-Wrapper-Small[1]")
Name a better junk food/candy.You can't.
The holiday themed ones are the best.
gross though
Stop giving giant corporations free publicity
Nobody cares what brand of candy you like. We've all tried all of the mass produced, cheap shit. We can make up our own minds.
>tee hee I like brand A
>durr hurr well I like brand B
Stop it. Just go outside and throw money into a hole.
Congratulations, wagecuck. You are on your last day of slavery. Just remember though: Monday is right around the corner.
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Rough day at the rat races, wagey?
Can a NEETcuck have a better social life than a wageslave?
>>27081198
Is it already weekend? well. I dident even realise that. I cant believe that wagie survived another 5 days of working half of the day. Dont be sad wagekek. This week had nice weather and i went out for a 3 day hike and enjoyed it enough for both of us! Again, thank you for supporting my lifestyle!
>talking to job advisor
>say 'there are no jobs'
>she gets angry
>>27081153
everyone hades needs :-DDDDDDD
>my medical exemption from job searching expires in April
>will have to waste my fucking time looking for jobs I don't want and will never get
>Either this or Centredick stops paying me money
Youre wrong since its not 09 anymore
Thats why shes mad
>25 years old
>still look like a 14 year old
:(
>19 years old and still look 14
Will I end up like you, famalia?
>>27081040
most probably so yes
>>27081036
time to transition flam
Robot voice thread? Robot voice thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gT7sAyHI12
how about no, faggot.
>>27080912
>robert frost
that's cute anon but no thanks
sau c?
