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Would anzu a BBC?
>>25681372
no. she's like 5'1, it would break her ._.
>>25681372
She's a liberal Turk, so I hope yes
BLACKED when
>>25681397
then what about her
Why don't all of you wizards in training get a guitar to pick up chicks? It's literally the easiest way to get laid and has been proven by science
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/guitarists-really-are-hot_n_3225251.html
Seriously just find one, learn how to play some weak shit and that's that
What about bass? Do women like that?
>>25681329
No. I took a ride today on one of the wetback NJ midget buses and there was a disgusting mexican playing the same song over and over again on his guitar.
Only play guitar if there are people that want to listen. Don't play guitar for attention handouts.
Being a guitarist ain't shit if you can't singSource : I'm a semi-pro composer who's still a virgin
What do people think of a person who never speaks?
>Why doesn't he talk at all?
>He's probably just retarded.
Nothin.
>>25681304
Depends on how he looks. Could range from "ill mute girl" to "probably a criminal".
root beer >your other shit
>>25681236
root beer is pretty good when you're a kid.
As an adult it's usually a bit too sweet
>>25681258
k grandpa. don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, we didn't get health insurance yet.
>Not Dr. Pepper
Kill yourself senpai
Does anyone else here wish that their brother was dead?
I wish my brother would leave our family forever
fuck you ryan
I wish I had a brother
I wish I could talk to my brother. We grew up in different families, no close bonds, and it's so awkward to talk to him. I still look up to him, but for no good reason. I'm not sure what I want from him, but I doubt he can provide it.
Being a NEET while he's successful doesn't help.
>>25681177
Whats wrong? Is Ryan the son your family wanted and not the failure you ate?
Does anyone else have literally no friends?
>last time I had friends was in high school but they weren't real friends and ditched me as soon as they left for school and I didn't
>no online friends
>have a skype but have never talked to anyone with it
>no steam friends
>someone tries to add me after a Dota game but I literally get flushed in the face and sweaty and ignore it out of nervousness
I'm too nervous and scared to make a friend. I'm afraid I'm not interesting enough and I would get too clingy. I like listening to other people and their fun lives but I'm afraid they'll get sick of me long before I'm sick of them.
I love podcasts and "let's play" channels because it makes me feel like I have a friend but without the associated anxiety that comes with friendship.
Fuck off you dime a dozen self deprecating dumb animefag.
There's thousands of people like you on 4chan in general and Steam, and you're all horribly shit.
>>25681145
It's just a reaction image. I've actually watched very little anime.
Yes. I feel like I don't have anything in common with the people around me, so making friends is hard.
What is your reasoning behind wanting to kill yourself?
Are you just generally tited of it all or is there a detailed reason as to why?
I'll start: I'm a frail beta male with an autoimmune disease, clinical deppresion, and axiety. All of which are hereditary. I offer no real value to society and I believe it is my moral obligation to kill myself and remove my heritage from the genepool. I believe this is the only thing of substance that I can ever offer the world.
How to be a pussy 101
>>25681005
I have an extremely receded hairline at 18 years old so no attractive woman will ever go out with me.
I've got immediate and long term reasons for it:
Immediate: ugly as fuck, beta, no future financially, terrible person, self-hatred/depression, anxiety, awful genetics, etc. Typical stuff that could logically be overcome if I put in an ungodly amount of effort. Or if I went Buddhist and decided not to want all of the things I want (social acceptance, love, etc.)
In the long term, I know it's probably a better deal to be dead. Living is guaranteed pain, and it could always get much worse. There's no reason (imo) to stay alive and gamble on my future when I know there's so much to lose and so much misery to gain.
Sure I would be losing out on potentially positive experiences, but I have never had and can't imagine having a positive experience that outweighs all the negative ones I've had thus far. Suicide is really just opting out of that, and I can't see any real downsides besides making my family sad and perhaps causing myself some physical pain if I'm sloppy. However I don't want to keep living on just out of guilt for my family, it should really be my decision in the end if I don't want to deal with anything anymore.
So it's right when normies say I could fix my immediate problems. But no one can fix the permanent problem that is life
How can tiny white men even compete?
>>25680990
that pussy would feel like fucking a glass of water
no thanks
>>25680990
>higher IQs
>more attractive
>smell better
>less violent
>make more money
>dicks are virtually the same size
>having white children means those children enjoy white privileges and do not spend their whole lives worrying about their race
Honestly, how can black men compete? Other than by cuck fetishists like you who fetishize blacks because you think sex with them is degrading and taints women.
>>25680990
She is perfection; would impregnate.
>Nonwhite women generally like white men
>White women generally like nonwhite men
Whats wrong with this?
Don't you want a delicious Latina?
>>25680956
Im down with latinas and arab girls
>white women like non white men
Wrong they like white chad first and foremost, anyone else is just a stage in her life because there arent enough white chads to go around, plus we are being cucked by le kewl niggers desu
>>25680956
white women prefer white guys. Fuck off you joo shit.
Dark men are more attractive than fair men. Fair women are more attractive than dark women.
Dark = bad, evil, seductive. women like that shit.
Light= pure, innocent, beautiful. men like that shit.
>What's the matter anon?
>Do I have something stuck in my teeth?
yea let me get that
*plucks food from her teeth*
all better! ^-^
You'll have no teeth in a second if you don't get the fuck away from me.
>>25680944
*kisses you*
Dumping old pictures I don't see often anymore that make me laugh
Walking down.gif
RIP in peace Lyl.
I blame the normies.
Benefits of pegging:
-You get to switch things up as a couple
-Prostate orgasms are a totally different sensation and feel incredible
-Greater empathy between both parties
-For once the girl has to do all the work
-Chicks who are into pegging are also generally hypersexual (always down to fuck... even when you aren't)
-Prostate stimulation has been shown to increase libido, improve erectile strength, and lead to more powerful orgasms.
>If chicks don't work out in the end, then your asshole is fully prepared to take dick
I honestly don't understand why you faggots haven't gotten with the program yet.
Pegging is god-tier.
>>25680590
Because that's not my fetish
>>25680590
You're a closet gay you fucking faggot
>I honestly don't understand why you faggots haven't gotten with the program yet.
Because I'm not a faggot, faggot.
>a hand heart for you
>>25680497
that's a guy tho.
t. master sensei
Why does she have the Vietnamese flag on her shirt.
>>25680672
I doubt it. I found the pic on a Vietnamese apparel store web site.
>boyfriend says 'grape' instead of 'great'
>says 'berry' instead of 'very'
>says 'washroom' instead of 'bathroom'
>says 'za' instead of 'pizza'
>>25680444
why are you with him?
>>25680444
>>says 'berry' instead of 'very'
That's berry cute
>>25680444
/r9k/ is in such a state I can't tell if this is real or just b8. Fuck off normie.
What's worse: having cancer, orbeing a manlet?
>>25680379
Being you.
>>25680379
you can be cured of cancer.
Having cancer. At least girls will still pity fuck you. Or fuck you for "being so brave"
