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Why don't all of you wizards in training get a lambo to pick up chicks? It's literally the easiest way to get laid and has been proven by science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYNAZxcWh4
Seriously just buy one, learn how to make 300k/year and that is it
>>25684107
the new honda civic is pretty nice too.
>>25684107
I'm pretty sure that's a Bugatti dude
>just get rich bro :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I'm working 2 min wage jobs (and looking for other jobs) and go to school and I don't even need the money.
What is wrong with me?
>>25684013
how do you have enough time for jobs?
how do jobs even schedule like that
do you go part time school?
hours per job?
Sounds pretty smart to me desu senpai
Nothing wrong with building up a nest egg and getting work experience
Just save the money, I'm in the same boat as you.
You'll realize when you see others who are poor af that it was the right choice.
Im boredand feeling bad
https://youtu.be/MTb_VesmiZg
Kill youslef MA man
>>25684110
Very motivational video, I should do itNice beard:^)
>tfw burned my finger while smoking
JUST
>tfw have terrible teeth and I'm talking real terrible
>it's gotten to the point where they're rotting, have a huge throat infection, and I'm in severe pain
>can't even chew or even open my mouth anymore (I've been surviving on those fruit nectar juice cans for the past week)
>I have no insurance, dirt poor, and live in America so I can't afford dental or even going to the hospital
>I'm not going to make it
I decided that I'm better off starving to death than going to a doctor and raking up tens of thousands in debt.
I just wanted to say goodbye. Hope /r9k/ has a good one and best wishes to you all.
Guess sometimes you got to bite the bullet ;)
Who said you can't shitpost while you die?
>>25683858
what if you go to prison? do you have healtcare then? time to get dirty son
Who here /stretchmarks/? I'm not overweight by any means (6'1, 145), but I find that I've gotten some on my inner thighs.
The day I get a stretchmark is the day I end my life tbqh
>weird obsession with keeping my body pure and scar/blemish-free
>>25683698
>file name
>parenting: loving your lines
You can get stretch marks THIS bad from pregnancy?
I have purple stretch marks on my back as a result of growing ~7 inches in a year when I hit puberty at age 15. They're fading but still quite visible. Fortunately the only people who have seen my back since I hit puberty have been doctors.
My boss fucking cucked my hours in half and now I have to choose to starve or be late on rent what should I do? I have no friends or family to rely on this sucks, I wish I was a woman so I could camwhore and make money.
>>25683608
welfare money bro
>>25683639
I tried welfare 4 times and they won't give it to me, apparently Asperger syndrome doesn't count. If I could be on welfare I'd quit my job in a heartbeat and live the glorious NEET life.
>>25683699
fake suicide and get sent to the loony bin
that will get you autismbucks for sure
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
>>25683502
i actually like nickelback
i dont get all the memes
the songs are pretty catchy
along with linkin park and staind and all them
>>25683528
Vocalist sounds like he's taking a shit in every single song, that's my primary issue with them.
>>25683528
this
anyone who uses the nickelback is the wurst xD meme is reddit or a filthy normie
>going to a concert
>alone
>Work up the courage to go to an Animal Collective concert alone after reading a thread like this and people say no one cares if you're alone
>I turn up a couple minutes late
>As I walk into the event, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole event laughing hysterically as I take my seat
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the concert, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing
>They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to concerts alone and how I should kill myself
>I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Security comes by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Security joins in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes "NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!"
>Crowd finally disperses
>Panda Bear comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "Never come here again"
>All I can do is whimper yes sir
>get fucking pissed on expensive concert beer i had my older cousin buy me at some faggy slipknot show when i was 18
>sitting back in the stands
>start shouting my head off and doing the metal growl incoherently
>make an absolute ass of myself
>in a hoarse voice ask the qt sitting next to me for her number
>she puts it in my phone
>its a fake number
fucking hell
>going to a concert with people
>trying to talk to them or interact with them when music is fucking blaring in your ears
I went to a show once with my brothers and one of my brothers friends. Honestly the smoke and noise aside, my brothers and I got shit faced, I unfortunately the least shit face and ending up baby sitting them and making sure they didn't get mugged or wind up in jail.
Hey, everyone. I'm a newbie to this website, but after seeing 4Chan in the news so much over the past few years, my girlfriend and I decided to do our uni project on you guys.
The thing that made us really want to do this is the negative portrayal of this website in the media. We all know the news corporations love to twist things to fit an agenda, and Rachel (my girlfriend) & I know there must be another side to the story.
So, do you guys have any frequently-discussed topics of conversation that you could share with us to help us get started? We really appreciate the help, by the way!
P.S.: Originally we had planned on asking this on the Random section of the website, but the first picture to show up on there was of a penis, and I read that Robot 9000 was a more toned-down alternative so I came here. Sure enough, no penis, just a few frogs lol.
Prove to me you're doing a project and I'll help you senpai.
Otherwise fuck off
>>25683424
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT!
THIS IS FOR ROBOTS ONLY.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25683424
yes:
blacks are scientifically proven to have lower intelligence to whites, yet this is systematically ignored
>get off shift from stocking groceries
>go home and play a stocking simulator
You love your job. Nothing wrong with that.
>>25683360
This is the funniest thing I've seen one of your kind post in a long time, wagie.
>>25683360
wut game?
I'm just going to post this, full of self pity and pointless rhetoric. Not really looking for replies, at least I don't expect any. Just doing it because I can.
I kind of like falling back into depression. It feels like my "natural state". I'm used to it. I can cope with it well. Even at times where I'm not particularly depressed I can still feel it in me. It's always there.
The kind of dark place, just slightly warm, just warm enough to make you complacent. Just a kind of placid veil. It just envelops you.
Then nothing matters, nothing motivates, nothing excites, nothing saddens, nothing hurts.
I can feel it coming over me now.
It's going to be a fun year.
y'know, this is pretty true. I feel like after being depressed and sad for so long I've found some sort of comfort in it. I feel unnatural and weird when I'm happy, but depression is like an old friend who I've shared most of my life with, I'm not sure how I'd cope without it sometimes.
pretty edgy dude
>>25683398
>I feel unnatural and weird when I'm happy
I know exactly what you mean and since it feels so new and weird my pessimistic nature immediately assumes that something bad is going to happen so to retain at least some form of control of my life I just self-sabotage until I get back to the ol' trusty depression.
ITT: god tier liquor
>beer
L M A O
M
A
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>>25683295
>liquor
>posts beer
I don't drink alcohol you fuckin normie.
I don't even know how to buy alcohol desu
If all women want Chad, does that mean that every guy who has a girlfriend (particularly when they're both teens to early 20s) and has sex is a Chad? Especially if most men get in relationships and have sex at these ages?
>>25683291
Want=/=Have
>>25683291
Most men have to god damn "sell" women on them, trying to get them to settle. Like they're a mortgage or vacuum cleaner or something like that. They can get the occasional fuck and will get a gf, but its clear the woman is not fulfilled. Most guys are the Willy Lomans just struggling to get by, pleading with people to be their clients so they can stay afloat
Chad is like crack to them, you don't need to "sell" crack. If you have it, they will come and they'll suck your dick and do anything to get it. Chads are the Pablo Escobars, making millions like its nothing because EVERYONE wants what they have already
>>25683331
If women don't want non-Chad men, then why do they date them? Wouldn't they rather stay single and have casual sex than date someone they don't want to?
>there are women out there like this
>>25683277
I bet she got answers for that too
>ONLY FRIENDS
>>25683277
She sounds like me except I'm 20 and my teeth aren't bad.
Should I ask for a very rich man?
Trips leaves the Internet for a year. The rest need not apply.We know you can't leave forever.
>>25683206
I'll leave 4chan but I can't avoid the internet.
>>25683233
Dubs of truth.
Done. In. One.
Rolling to leave /r9k/ forever, will do it even for dubs. I am female btw.
Decide for me great robot.
