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>Tfw you will never wander alone with your dog companion
FUG
>>25687271
would rather be alone, a dog would just become tedious.
>>25687616
>Can help me hunt
>Can help me if I fuck up and get injured
>Guard me
>Can help me scavenge
>>25687661
Not saying I wouldn't be putting myself at a disadvantage, just not too fond on animals in general, unless it was my late dog, but he would have been pretty useless in this situation.
>days go by within minutes
>can make myself hear/see anything I want to
What is wrong with me?
>>25687267
Well you're talking like a retard.... so you're probably retarded.
The fuck do you mean "can't make myself hear/see"
>>25687290
Don't listen to this fuck boy op.
You have ascended.
Start meditating and report back with a weekly thread. I'm very curious.
>>25687267
FUCK TEACH ME HOW THE FUCK YOU DO THAT I WANT MY QT ARECHEOLOGIST WAIFU TO BE REAL AND TO GO ON ADVENTURES WITH HER IN EGYPTIAN RUINS
>want thing for a long time
>save money
>buy thing
>it arrives
>it's just ok
>feel sad
What thing did you purchase through a series of tubes, OP?
>>25687101
when will materialists learn?
>>25687131
Never we just keep trying to fill the void.
Meloncholy music to stare at the wall and contemplate life to thread. Help a fellow NEET get through the week.
http://youtu.be/NynkFRDlWtY
would never imagine seeing post bout grouper in /r9k/
>>25686888
What's to think about? Your neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhRMGlFUdo
i got caller id
My therapist was laughing at my lifes most agonizing defeats and i walked out with no perscription
Is this a good time to buy a shotgun filled with aspirin?
>>25686835
Therapists are a waste
what did you tell them?
>>25686835
Therapist or psychiatrist?
>1k left in bank
>not even applying for other jobs yet
>rent is 400$ a month
Im not even depressed, but I might just kill myself when I run out of money
Anybody else know this feel? Im not even mentally ill I just dont see any reason to do anything
>>25686776
400 a month ain't bad. Where do you live. Shits like 1,200 for a one bedroom here.
>>25686776
Nigger are you saying you can't find a job in two and a half months? Go fuck yourself.
Then get out and get a job.
Fuckwit.
>>25686776
Yep. I know the feel. Going to go back to school part time soon but I would kill myself if I had to do some shit job that brought more suffering than the rest of my life brought happiness. Also you are depressed.
>Walk into your room
>See this
what do, robots?
Kill myself tbqh familia
>>25686745
>tuck them in since they're obviously drunk
>leave water by the bed so they have something for the hang over
>say "I hope m'ladies have a good sleep"
>stay by the door all night so no one tries to take advantage of them
Is that a bong?
>tfw they changed the comfiest, coziest food packaging ever to be made
How will I ever be /comfy/ again?
I like the kitty.
vanilla sleepytime is maximum /comfy/
this triggers my autismo as well. why'd they change it? that bear gave me such comfort in bleak times.
Why shouldn't abortion be legal?
>>25686713
But it is, at least in all non shit parts of the world, and many of the shit parts too.
Whatever, I know some nigger will argue this bullshit to the death anyway.
>>25686713
It should be, I never asked to be born, it is literally unfair that I have to go through life.
>>25686713
I used to be anti abortion
Until I realised it was literally the best way to curb the tide of black brood mothers shitting out another kid and demanding more welfare
Now I'm totally for it
People die all the time, famous or family I never cared, but I am genuinely sad this time. Almost cried for the first time in 10+ yearsbut I didn't
I was that way when MJ died, I actually did tear up during the funeral.
Your emotions may be amplified by the collective conscienceless on humanity.
>>25686785
>conscienceless
I meant sadness, whatever
>>25686711
hows life ian?
>you will never introduce your oneitis to anal
>you will never play with your oneitis' butthole
>you will never play with your oneitis' sphincter and slowly slide your finger in her virgin butthole
>YOU WILL NEVER PLAY WITH YOUR ONEITIS' BUTTHOLE
WHY FUCKING LIVE, ROBOTS? I JUST WANT TO FINGER A CUTE GIRL'S ANUS
you and I are a lot alike
you might just be me from another dimension
>>25686704
give me your skype or something, I seriously need to confirm that you're not me
>>25686704
Butt stuff is gross and gay.
OP is a faggot
In memory of last night's thread where OP an hero'd. Post your music when you feel some heavy feels.
First post in memory of OP, who was a faggot.
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/R2LQdh42neg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>25686668
FFS, why can't I do anything right.
https://youtu.be/R2LQdh42neg
>>25686668
Is he confirmed an hero?
>>25686668
Was there video of it? Or was it just posts.
>I'm going to do it!
>I really mean it this time!
For that matter, how do we not know it's not you?
I'm going to nurse this thread this time.
If autists and spergs have pony and anime cons, the where could I find a convention of hipsters and indie types. Such types are my people: eccentric dressers who like shoegaze and being pretentious.
tl;dr where can I find /mu/ /fa/ /ic/fags
> where can I meet these people
> I know some of you cyborg robots fit the bill, just fucking tell me
Hey all you people I shit on daily, help help help me
>>25686576
ANIME GIRLS ARE NOT A REFLECTION OF THE POSTER
YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Hey there everyone
it's time yet again for a train thread
post trains, trams, stations, etc
starting with a pic I took today, now that I have this smartphone I'll be out foaming much more
train thread
>posts bart
lol
>>25686510
it's the train closest to my place of residence, and the one I ride every day
There's a board for that. Ironically a slow one.
>>>/n/
Have a seat and tell us what pain you're trying to drink away. Whether it be love, lost love, no gf, low tendie surplus. All are welcome.
>Whisky seems to ease the pain the best for me
>Running from treating my pure O OCD and PTSD
>Plus of course >tfw no gf
Drinking 2 beers and some straight vodka. Running away from my thoughts on a girl I like at work. Any other anons?
Drinking some cheap scotch
it's okay, i'm not a whisk(e)y snob
cheap liquor numbs the feels just as well as more finer liquor
I'm drinking to forget how bad my everything is, how little I have to look forward to and what's coming in mere days.
Today at the liquor store was the first time ever that I haven't been carded. I guess I finally look old. A couple years ago I'd be excited but now I'm just gettin old.
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