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Help me pls I got a match!!!!!
Start with "hey :)"
>>25679178
ayy bby u wan sum fuk
>>25679245
Omg I forgot the smile would I be weird if I aded it late?
What are friends for?
Nothing, really. The only reason people hangout with one another is to make themselves look better by comparison (be it looks, personality, etc.)
Chillin and mobbin
>>25679338
I do it because I get bored and lonely, don't you get bored and lonely anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4jtLr7h1o
>>25679135
what a disappointing body on that girl in your image
>>25679156
this is not my favorite body type as well but i can tell for sure that you are a flaming homosexual.
>>25679384
but ive had sex with 4 females and 0 males
>tfw you're a woman and you're a misogynist
Why couldn't I be born with a dick? Lucky guys.
>I fit in with you guys see xD
Fucking womenbe my gf
One reply comin right up.
>>25679099
this post accurately describes all my feelings towards you
Can females be good therapists? Going to see one soon and she's a qt.
pls
aetheazhjzaetjazetj
>>25678874
Yeah, but she can't be ur gf cus of ur autism m8
My first therapist was a middle aged woman. She was fairly attractive and was obviously quite attractive in her younger days.
She was pretty useless to me. She pulled out her binder for cognitive behavioral therapy (cbt). In case you didnt know, cbt can be summed up with "when you find yourself having bad thoughts, try to have good thoughts instead."
When I finally got comfortable enough to tall real shit, she reached the following conclusion:
> you're unhappy because you have needs that aren't being met.
> try not having those needs, instead.
Since the unmet needs were primarily a total lack of feeling accepted by my peers (which is fucking normal) I closed up and stopped sharing.
My current therapist is a younger woman, around my age (mid 20's).
She's also somewhat attractive, and she's married, so a total normie, but the generation gap isn't there.
She's helping, I think. She's a lot better about not making me feel like a jackass for having the problems I'm having. She's helped me get comfortable with the fact that I'm not meeting the expectations that I feel were set on me. Help keep me moving towards my own goals instead of giving up...
I don't really want to get much deeper than that...
To answer your question: I think so, yes. It just takes longer to feel comfortable, since you might not feel safe talking to grills about your problems.
Hope this helps.
how did you end up here?
personally, i've been traveling between art and news on various 'chans (4, 420, 8) since 8th grade.
i'm 19 now and struggling with severe depression, anxiety, and substance abuse, but i saw some funny elliot rodger memes a while ago, and traced the beta scent to here, where i've felt at home for a while.
what are you doing here? how did you get here?
>>25678832
i used to only go on /b/ and one day there was a feels thread or some shit and somebody told us to go here instead of 'infesting a good board with your beta asses'. i decided to check it out and soon realized how much i can relate to the people here. thats my story.
I used to browse /b/, but those people annoyed me.
I treat /r9k/ as a kkind of /b/ lite.
I got here after sustaining fairly serious brain damage. This is not a meme
Some people say that Elliot didn't deserve relationships or happiness, that's true. Neither did his victims deserve the life they lived.
his contemporaries earned their lifestyle by interacting with other people and not fearing rejection. even with aspergers it is possible to mimic normal social behavior enough that you can make at least one friend. he had money and above average looks, which makes his failure even more pathetic
stop obsessing over and worshipping this clown, you guys are fuckin creeps
>>25678651
Elliot had some nice shirts.
Literally anything. Some questions I might not answer such as my secret guacamole recipe.
>>25678591
What is Jeb's secret guacamole recipe?
>inb4 OP is Jeb trying to get votes off of /r9k/
>>25678591
How to get semi automatic weapons in the uk?
>>25678591
>inb4 guano is the mystery ingredient
What is your first thought when you see this picture?
these fucking worthless whores in the comments must be carved up, cooked and fed to rats
>>25678678
Men's fault for being vulnerable to young tight pussy and letting women manipulate them because "muh dick".
We see your insecurities and we expose and take advantage of them to get higher ahead. Deal with it faggots.
If we lived in a society where (I don't think this ever existed, btw) where whores were completely shamed AND the men who sleep with them this would of never happened.
>>25678809
vaginas are a collective property and men must proceed to ensure this fact. that way women will also start to improve themselves again (i mean actually improving and not smearing color into their wrinkled faces) in order to maybe belong one day to the man they crave.
women would be put to use as baby raisers and cooks while man can focus on more important things in life again. remember that virtually every technology and every piece of knowledge we have nowadays was made by males, not by females. females are just a biological necessity.
Anyone here /bojack/?
>Sleeping with tons of women that do not fulfil you because you are still a piece of scum
>Giving up on cool sophisticated hobbies like books and actual joy
>partaking in drugs regularly
>washed up in general
>subbreed of robot, almost a chadborg but smarter and not as cool, in a medium of seductive but practically useless as a human
>going to parties and pretending you fit in there
>you use snapchat regularly and partake in normie activities
>you are so close to normie, you reach so hard senpai, you are so close to not being so self judging and self aware, but you slip everytime
but you are a normie, you're just not chad
>blah blah blah I'm an insecure shit with personality issues blah blah I'm super special because I'm not a normie but I'm not a robot either blah
just watch more bojack or something
Reminder that women are scum
>>25678493
my girth is like 2 inches, is this a bad thing?
I wonder if anyone actually has the original anymore
>>25678573
in circumference?
Why are girlfeet so cute, soft and pleasant?
so you want to lick them and make babies
I had a footjob once. It was pretty okay.
Asking girls to do foot stuff is generally the fastest way for them to catch on to your asbergers. Then when your cover is blown they won't even do non-foot stuff.
>>25678553
thanks for the heads up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4&feature=youtu.be
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/08/why-we-can-t-stay-silent-on-germany-s-mass-sex-assaults.html
http://www.mediaite.com/online/germans-outraged-after-gang-of-1000-men-sexually-assault-nye-revelers/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/german-women-cologne-mass-attacks_568bde20e4b0b958f65cda0e
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/11/19-year-old-girl-becomes-4th-migrant-gang-rape-victim-in-magdeburg-germany-this-month/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
"They have been universally described as being of North African and Arab appearance."
I-i'll have to be careful on the streets it seems
C U L T U R E D
Stump a best
So one day, you come home from work and this sixteen year old girl pops out from the closet and says to you, "hey daddy (giggling) how was your day today?"
wat do?
smash that pussy
ngl famalam
>come home from work
????
And also she routinely brings her friends over for slumber parties. They look like this
I can't cry.
This post is going to be full of feels so feel free to come with me. I've been 7 years without crying now and it worries me. All my life I've cried over anything, I always was a crybaby. I miss that feeling.
When my parents had to get rid of my dogs I cried a fucking river.
When my uncle, my only cool family member emigrated to find a job I felt sad but I couldn't cry. That was 7 years ago, I was 13 at the time. It pisses me off so much because I feel like I'm about to break down any second but somehow I can't segregate tears. Now I'm 20 years old and holy shit I feel like I might have some sort of weird depression. Is it nostalgia? Melancholia? I feel that way all day long.
Please, post your feels fellow robots
I can't cry either.
There is no reason to get out of bed. But at the same time I don't want to kill myself. I just want to be happy.
I want to cry too but i cant,im depressed,having chronic pain and depersonalization,i want to die,come death to me
I was a "crybaby" as a kid too, always hated the term because I felt that it gave my emotions less value. Had a period when I cried everyday around my teenage years. It has gone on and off ever since, had periods where I didnt cry for 2 years kinda. Now I am pretty low and the tears come quite often. Not sure how to help you OP, just make sure you do not diminish your emotions, they are worth being felt.
