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Who else get conceited as fuck while high?
I think back from my childhood to recent and think how retarded and awkward shit I did. I feel ugly as fuck while high as well. Weed makes me so anti social that I become quiet while high and don't want to talk to anyone or listen to music. I stop wanting to talk to my friends or girls I'm talking to cause I think it's fucking stupid and I feel I'm doing everything shitty and wrong. I always ask myself where the fuck did everything go wrong?
Don't bother with it then OP, besides what weedfags want you to believe, their precious plant can cause negativity and issues for certain people.
The amount of people who were psychotic from smoking weed in the mental hospital I was at is astounding, but god forbid you ever bring this up without "hurr durr they were already mentally ill!"
Bump bump bump mac and cheese
>>25675438
I do all those things you mentioned even when Im not high but weed usually made it worse.
Why are there so many Renfields on this board?
https://youtu.be/j_ijmc34IdM?t=279
Listen closely to what he says. So many of you on this board are WEAK. You like all this dark shit, talk about killing normies, skulls, hell, demons, death shit. You are weak, and gravitate towards the power of darkness, because in the dark side you feel like you have power. You like the "style of darkness". Well this year when the elites use CERN to open the gates of Hell and bring their dark natured demonic alien masters into our world, you're gonna see what all your sycophantry for the powers of darkness gets you. Turn to the Light, turn to Christianity before it's too late.
CERN is going to destroy this world.
If it turned out the lord was real, I would side with all I could to strike him down.
His grand experiment is sick.
>>25675520
>I'd side with cold blooded monsters that murder children and tear apart innocent little babies
The hell is wrong with you? Want an idea of what these beings the elites plan on bringing through are like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcBUf2Bzbs
You wanna be friends with that?
>tfw girls on /soc/ say you have no backbone
>posting in /soc/
You deserve everything you get failed normalscum
>>25675304
Fuck off reddit
You're the normalchad
>>25675315
>implying I visit reddit
>implying I'm a normalfag
Tfw I measured my dick today for the first time in about 5-6 years (Im 22 now)
I always just assumed it was about 7 inches long and I was always happy with my penis size
Today I found out its only about 6 and half inches
I couldnt believe it this was honestly soul crushing any other robots with small penises out there? share your feels
>tfw penis only 7" x 5.5"
>tfw dicklet forever
How will i ever satisfy a woman with this babby dick.
>>25675468
damn im a lil better then you with 8x7 but its still sucks to have this pencil dick
Man I hate my 12x12 dick, it's the size of a thimble
Do you collect figures anon?
>>25675029
Nope but I bought a plush last month tho.
>>25675029
I play 40k, dnd and historical wargames, so yes.
I have a Yukiho figure in the mail
David Bowie was a robot.
Discuss.
>millionare
>successful
>famous
>talented
>admired
>handsome
>>>robot
I want reddit to leave.
>>25675033
> Be me David Bowie millionare, succsesful, famous, talentented, admired, handsome. Goes on r9k everyday since i'm an autistic weeb that hates life.
Sounds just right
always master bait
Its my birthday today guys, can i get a (you)? senpai desu
How many years till 30?
>>25674948
Here's your (you)
Happy birthday Senpai, good to see you make it another year
>>25674989
8 to go
this comment is original
what is the appeal of travelling?
i really don't get it guys. i work for a travel agency and got a free vacation from it. i did skydiving, dolphin swims, a dinner cruise and snorkeling. i was supposed to do more activities but i just stayed by the hotel and got a tan and chainsmoked cigars for the rest of the week. i could have done that at my apartment, the entire trip was pointless IMO but it's something normies pay $1000 to do for "the experience of a lifetime" or something.
can someone please give me one benefit of traveling besides looking deep and interesting to jealous roasties & other normies on social media?
>>25674803
that's not the true spirit of travelling anon
what you just described is like saying going to dubai to do shopping, swimming and sleeping in everyday is travelling. it's just not.
Travelling is when you go to somewhere rich in culture/nature/other shit and see completely new things that you don't really see anywhere else.
>>25674911
You mean things that you could just read in a book?
>>25674950
Reading about and experiencing something are obviously two different things, anon.
This is a long shot but I'm looking for a a home sex video that was posted on /b/ a few months ago.
It consisted of 4 short webms of a fat asian guy fucking a pale, slightly chubby, derpy looking white girl with long brown or black hair. She was on top riding him. She had quite large ears. They both seemed to be amateurs and had no rhythm at all. She seemed bored, like she was pity fucking him or being paid. The footage seemed to be a hidden camera or cellphone recording.
I've done my best to recreate the scene from memory in ms paint. If anyone knows the video please post it. Many thanks
>>25674749
Nice MS paint skill, but I think /r/ would be better at this.
http://www.xvideos.com/video16992741/riding_a_nerd_playing_lol
>>25674883
that isn't similar at all. hot tho kinda
Its my girlfriends first time on 4chan!
Show her your best !
I think I'm gonna kill myself today. I'm tired of the never ending loneliness and pain, I haven't slept in three days and there's a noose on my desk just waiting to be set. I just need to work up the courage. but that's what rum is for.
>>25674725
i fucked your girlfriend and i still do sometimes
>>25674725
>le ebin dank trump maymay XDDDD
Who here /crashingandburning/
>>25674317
Ooh what aer you doing?
>>25674317
why nigga why ?
Ayy it's this guy again
Is there anything worse than being born nigger?
My life would be so much better if I was WHITE
being an ugly manlet with a small dick is pretty bad
>>25674346
I'm nigger, 5 foot 6 inches and have a 5 inch dick.
>>25674308
You don't have to post this, if you try really hard you could probably come up with sum funny or interesting thread ideas m8.
Why are my liberal friends so stupid?
>live in liberal degenerate city zone83
>Most of my friends are super liberal Bernie supporters
>Be me have Crohn's and eating vegan helps
>If someone finds out I'm a vegan, they have to tell me, "X percentage of my diet is vegan"
like I give a fuck
>I have stupid friends text me when they go to a trendy vegan restaurant, like I care
>See instagram post saying "Eating vegan today!
#vegan #thisiswhatveganseat"
>every dumb girl/guy that wants to be different is a "vegan" but sneaks McDonald's burgers when no one is around
>have a few friends who actually are vegan and most people wouldn't know.
When I was younger I thought that most people believe strongly in shit they flaunt about, but then I realized most people do shit for attention.
>>25674175
I always figured that but I just think its funny
>>25674100
>vegan making attention whoring post in anonymous forum
Sounds about right.
What losses rock and roll has experienced recently.
>>25674077
call me an autist, but I genuinely don't understand why people care when celebrities die. you've never met them and if you have, it was only fleeting and they probably weren't even being 100% themselves.
>>25674122
not necessarily about bowie in particular,
but if an artist dies and can no longer make art that you enjoy, don't you think it is understandable that it could be slightly upsetting
people don't need to cry and mourn all of it, but knowing that said artist will never make new material could be depressing to someone
inb4 Bowie is shit/not art
art is subjective
That's not even Bowie in the picture. It's Billy Idol
Describe your experiences on Xanax while having severe social anxiety. Would you recommend it to someone who hasn't had a real friend in 5 years?
What even is a real friend though?
>>25674323
I just want to talk about medicine, man. No philosophy pls.
Xanax is a scourge on modern medicine. A no more perfect drug exists to take and tune out. It doesn't treat anything, just masks it in your new, zombified personality.
It's literally Soma if you're into that kind of thing
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