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>try to bath perfectly, convering the whole body
>towel still smells horribly after drying myself
>wipe a thousand times after taking a shit
>still smells like literal shit some time after
>yellow teeth
>bad breath
>hairy
>21yr kv
I wish i wasn't so unhygienic, fuck
iktf OP. I feel like a disgusting creature that belongs in a bog.
Do you shower after you bathe? If not you aren't actually cleaning yourself.
>>25667992
Use soap when you shower. Shower daily and wash your hair with shampoo and conditioner every other day. Brush, floss, and use mouthwash 2-3x a day no matter what. Clean asshole after pooping, use wetwipes. There is no reason to whine if you can prevent it.
Why do women like Russians so much?
At least here in Portland, they're so affectionate and flirter with Slavic men. Whether actually from East Europe or just native Portlanders of Slavic descent. And some of these fucks are chubby, out-of-shape assholes with no physically attractive traits to speak of. Yet still, they're always popular with girls. Gorgeous girls too. Why?
Is that true? I wanted to move to PNW all my life.
same here
slavic men tend to be ok looking for the most part but most importantly they have a dont give a fuck attitude which seems to really turn women on
.. another post about "why do women"
Holy shit you guys, does the world really revolve around women?? Really?
Why are girls so hyped about fashion?
Because all they care about is how they look. It's all they have room for in their tiny, tiny brains.
The Jew tells them to be.
>>25667889
Because they can use it to attract a chad
Females can be robots. Even worse, ugly female has it way harder than ugly man but even so they dont belong on this board. R9k is meant for white antisocial males only.
>ugly female has it harder than ugly man
i fucking wish m8
>>25667887
Women are a protected minority. War is being waged on men and the ideals that define us.
>>ugly female has it harder than ugly man
In what universe?
Just found this wojak image in some thread and now literally crying. This wojak is 100% me. I think most of r9k posters look same. Skinnyfat , narrow small shoulders , big head , skinny tiny hands, wide hips. I am literally a subhuman. Even going in gym and doing some exercises see my progress on abs but nothing on shoulders , I think it's genetics , my father was same. Skinnyfat manlet with big head.
You need to find a manual labour job, like I did. It will fix your posture, you will gain some muscles here and there, the body fat % will also drop, and you won't look disproportional anymore. True story.
I used to have a stomach and mantits but I lost weight. I had chicks compliment me on broad chest and shoulders too. Also 6'1" and 8" dick. I'm just really autistic and stay up rule 7am playing video games and I drink a lot. I had chixms offer to give me bjs before and I spreged out and said no and left and went home and played Unreal Tournament. Also I have a oneitis I talk to a lot who makes me cookies but I'm too scared to try to get intimate with her and I just hug my pillow and pretend it is her.
>>25667895
Not OP but how does manual labor help with posture? I have a manual labor job and my back and knees are fucked because of it.
The sexual assaults, rapes and robbery going on across Europe committed by Muslims, Africans and other non-European, will have an interesting effect on the sexual market place.
>The value of a White (European) man will increase
>The value of a man who can protect women will increase
>The value of a racist White man who doesn't give a fuck and isn't afraid to K.O kebab will skyrocket
Euro's of /r9k/
Knowing this this fact:
What is your excuse for not having a gf?
>>25667739
>The value of a racist White man who doesn't give a fuck and isn't afraid to K.O kebab will skyrocket IF they are handsome and tall
fix'd
I'm 100lbs and couldnt protect myself from getting enriched never mind my gf
so basically all women still want a tall hunky chad.
>post your face on a /soc/ assumption thread as a test
>people say you look awkward, weird, "book smart not people smart", autistic, yadda yadda
>its a pass photo with me having a neutral expression and hair cut neatly and all
and they were exactly right. do some people just have autist faces?
autistic faces seems to be a real thing
like how there is an "autistic accent" where all autists talk in a slightly too loud monotone
>>25667705
yeah but weird use of voice and monotone just comes as a result of not socializing and using that voice.
>>25667713
I think it's because there's a genetic component to being nerdy, or at least your hormone levels or something
all autists have major babyface for example, and usually indicators of low T like a bad jawline, full lips, chubby cheeks
Who /fetish that it's hard to find porn of/ here?
I have a premature ejaculation fetish, and there's really not much out there of it.
>Who /fetish that it's hard to find porn of/ here?
Preteen scat
>>25667671
I think i just like seeing new porn in general. Most of the time thats some niche fetish stuff.
>premature ejac
Then you've probably already seen this?
E48ECB7
Try clips4sale if you really want it gotta pay tho
Put them in order according to your preference:
-Nordic (Swedish, Norwegian, etc.)
-Southern European (Italian, Greek, etc.)
-Eastern European/Slavic (Russian, Ukranian, etc.)
-Western European (English, Irish, etc.)
-Northeast Asian (Japanese, Korean, etc.)
-Southeast Asian (Filipino, Thai, etc.)
-Central Asian (Kazakh, Afghan, etc.)
-South Asian (Indian, Pakistani, etc.)
-Middle Eastern (Persian, Lebanese, etc.)
-Hispanic/Latino (Mexican, Puerto Rican, etc.)
-Eastern African (Ethiopian, Somali, etc.)
-Western African (Nigerian, Ghanian, etc.)
-North African (Algerian, Moroccan, etc.)
-Native American/Alaska Native
-Pacific Islander
-Other (State ethnicity)
>nordic above east european
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>>25667309
>south asian
>Indian/paki
yeah ok maybe you should start by looking at a map
Slavic=North Asian
*power gap*
everyone else
I'll start.
>25
>Flunked out of college, 5 thousand dollars in debt
>No practical skills, living off the NEETBUX.
>Obviously no job or car.
>Grew up in a poor as fuck family with a drug addict mom.
>Still poor as fuck living in the shadow of a brother in the Navy who has a life and a job all the while being 5 years younger.
>Recovering Hyperfedora used to be 2/10, 350lb loser.
>Now 3 years later 4/10 235 lb loser. Yay?
>Write shit greentexts for /MLP daily.
>Had some very shitty girlfriends, but I'm currently single.
>I have Agoraphobia, impossible to get out and walk around without someone to drive me.
>I live on my own in an apartment where my Dad buys me groceries once a week, usually I go with him.
>Can't draw for shit.
>Can't do programming/game design, have no interest in it
>Not book smart.
>Shit for brains literal autist
>Romantically driven and emotional in a world full of cynical hyper-analytical cunts.
>Behave irrationally and justify it as simply "being human"
>I guess I'm 6'2 and white but I'm fat, and if you're fat no one wants you.
>Mfw I've come so far from 350 but nobody cares cause 235 is still FAT AS FUCK.
>People think at my size I'm physically strong, but I'm weak as shit, I can't lift for shit, I'd rather be a skinny cunt like all of you guys.
>Have very few friends, we're talking like 3 people tops who aren't in my family, and these "friends" are more like well known acquaintances rather than people you can actually rely on.
>I keep trying to lose weight so I can skate by on my looks, maybe reel in another girlfriend, but even that is failing because of Fat Mentality, and me just succumbing to my cravings.
>Uncultured, not well read, still have traces of acne.
>Hmm, now where was that list of reasons to live again?
Pretty much anyone who isn't physically disabled and mentally retarded will have it better than me.
Have at it, I hope this makes you robots feel better about yourselves because at least you aren't me.
>>25667198
i've got it worse
>not 5 k in debt, 12 k and increasing
>brother makes $300,000 a year, has gorgeous wife and kids
>not even 4/10, 1/10 on a good day
>never had a gf, not even a hug or kiss
i win ;-;
>>25667198
go run everyday and start eating healthy. you only need to lose ~50 pounds.
fuck man, think about the brightside
>live with mom
>drunk stepdad constantly tries to talk momi into kicking me out
>work full time
>21
>dont know what to major in so just working
>dad died at 17
>stuck in small rural town
>all my "friends" are in my old big city
>no one talks to me anymore
>forgotten
>no friends or girls
>just wasting my life away
>drinking every night like im a 'Nam veteran
may not have it as bad as you in some aspects
fuck I definitely wish I wasn't alive sometimes
Everyone shut the fuck up about David Bowie. I don't even know what band he was in and I bet neither do you guys.
Never heard his music.
>>25667167
He wasn't part of a band you autistic fuck, he was a pop star like Michael Jackson.
And on top of that, he was ACTUALLY my favorite singer. He was popular during the 70s and 80s and was in that Labyrinth movie my mom watched all the time.
Btw if you don't know who he is it's probably because you live in a shit-tier country.
>>25667167
I wish you died instead of him.
What does /r9k/ think about Asian girls who exclusively date white men only?
>>25667164
I think that everyone is entitled to their preferences
Plus, white people are pretty hot. I don't blame them.
they don't exist senpai.
>>25667164
I don't mind or care who anyone dates. We all have our preferences.
Does anyone else feel bad for this guy?
He was probably really nice and some nigger came along and had to post his picture of twitter for the epic retweets and ruined his life
Funny you mention this, Op.
I was just thinking about him today as well.
You are right, he's probably a nice enough man.
He has certainly worked hard to get where he is. Being a dentist - it pays well but I wouldn't want to do it.
On top of all that, his haircut has become synonymous with abject failure on an epic scale. That's completely not who he is. He's pretty well-off and seems pretty chill.
I feel bad for him too.
>>25667113
I don't know if he's even aware of the meme. He's fairly successful, tall, tan, no trouble talking to women, probably gets laid all the time, maybe married. Chad's aren't sensitive little pussies who can't take a joke, that's why they're Chads.
>>25667113
He doesn't need your sympathy senpai
Rise and shine wagekek
It's that time again
It's 3am. Shitpost later.
I'm shitposting from work. How does it feel knowing that I get paid big bucks to do the same thing you do for free?
It's 2 am NEET, rise and shine from sleeping for 14 hours. Time for your first wank of the day and to crack open that new anime you've been wanting to watch. Cheers
I can't sleep, /r9k/. Let's get a comfy thread going and fix that.
Sweet dreams anon-kun
>>25667150
P-Please, no...
[text]
Comfy ingredients:
>queen size bed
(No homo)
>comforter
(doona in kangaroo-speak)
>dogs strategically positioned so at least one is warming my balls
(no zoo-o)
>mug of milky tea with coconut syrup because I'm out of raw sugar
>music cranked up
>dishwasher running in background so I know my dishes will be clean for breakfast tomorrow morning
